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3 The Red Envelope of Taishang Laojun

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"Master, Jiangnan University, hurry!"

While everyone was intoxicated, Lin Hai had already grabbed Liu Xinyue's little hand and ran all the way out of the bar. They then hailed a taxi and ran away.

In the taxi, Liu Xinyue retracted her hand unnaturally.

"I'm sorry. I pretended to be your boyfriend and held your hand.”

Lin Hai smiled awkwardly and reluctantly let go of Liu Xinyue's soft hand.

F * ck, so slippery, so soft.

"It's alright." Liu Xinyue blushed slightly." Thank you for what you did just now.”

"You're welcome. It's my responsibility to uphold justice!”Lin Hai imitated the tone of a Wuxia person and did not forget to pose in the small space of the taxi.

Liu Xinyue looked at Lin Hai's comical expression and burst out laughing.

"So beautiful." Lin Hai was stunned.

"By the way, your song just now was really good. It was especially touching. I cried so hard.”

"Right? I also think it's very good. I'm touched.”Lin Hai nodded in agreement.

"Hehe, you're really thick-skinned. How can you praise yourself?”

After getting off the car, Liu Xinyue suddenly looked at Lin Hai strangely.

"That's not right. How did you know I'm from Jiangnan University?”

"Because I can read minds." Lin Hai said seriously.

"Only a ghost would believe you." Liu Xinyue pursed her lips. After chatting with Lin Hai for the entire journey, she could tell that Lin Hai was not serious.

Tilting her head and thinking, Liu Xinyue suddenly said,""Don't tell me you're from Jiangnan University too? You knew me long ago?"

"Not too stupid."

"That's not right. Why don't I have any impression of you?”Liu Xinyue was confused.

F * ck, does this bro have no sense of existence?

Lin Hai's face darkened.

After all, she had been in school for more than three years. Even if she did not know him before, she would at least look familiar when she met him.

"By the way, why did you go to the bar to sing?”Lin Hai finally asked the question that he had been holding back for the entire night.

The smile on Liu Xinyue's little face immediately disappeared, and she became a little depressed.

"Thank you for today. I should go back.”

"Um…I'll send you." Lin Hai cursed in his heart.

After sending Liu Xinyue off, Wang Peng called her anxiously.

"Hai Zi, where are you? Don't come out, Baldy is looking for you everywhere.”

"Don't worry. Liu Xinyue and I have already returned to school.”Lin Hai felt warmth in his heart.

"F * ck, so fast!" Wang Peng and the others heaved a sigh of relief.

"I say, you're really something. You're too f * cking awesome. You actually played the hero to save the damsel in distress and even fooled the bald man until he was stunned. By the way, I've never seen you sing at karaoke before. Why are you singing so well today? I'm f * cking crying…"

Lin Hai immediately hung up the phone. Otherwise, this fatty would continue to nag.

Lying on the bed and thinking about what happened tonight, Lin Hai felt like he was dreaming.

The effects of the Immortal Melody of the Moon Palace were definitely beyond Lin Hai's imagination. It had saved him and Liu Xinyue at the critical moment.

At this moment, Lin Hai was already certain that the bunch of fools in the group were undoubtedly immortals.

Thinking of this, Lin Hai quickly picked up his phone and opened WeChat.

The Heavenly Court Trading Group was still there, and so was the jade rabbit in his friends list.

All of this was not a dream!

Lin Hai was excited.

The trajectory of his life would definitely change because of this.

After a while, Wang Peng and the others came back. Naturally, they talked about what had happened tonight. They talked until midnight and were still very excited.

The next day.

"Hmm?" As soon as Lin Hai entered the classroom, he saw Wang Ting sitting in her seat, focused on playing a brand new tablet.

Beside him sat a boy dressed in branded clothes. One of his hands was rubbing Wang Ting's exposed thigh.

He knew this boy. He was from the class next door. His name was Zhao Lei. It was said that his family owned a company and was very rich. He drove a BMW to and from the campus every day.

He did not expect that after breaking up for only a day, Wang Ting would get together with someone else.

"Hey, Tingting, isn't this your boyfriend?”Zhao Lei said sarcastically when he saw Lin Hai enter.

"He's my ex-boyfriend. He's poor. I won't fall for him. I'm just playing with him. I dumped him yesterday. Now, I only have you in my heart.”Wang Ting hugged Zhao Lei's arm and rubbed against it.

"Haha, that's true. Look at his country bumpkin appearance. Even a sow wouldn't like him like this.”

"Yes, pigs like you.”Lin Hai replied and found a seat.

" Of course…" Zhao Lei shook his head proudly, but he choked halfway through his sentence.

The students in the classroom burst into laughter.

Wang Ting's face instantly turned the color of a pig's liver.

At this moment, the teacher came in and the students quieted down.

Lin Hai was not interested in this class.

He opened WeChat and saw that the Heavenly Court trading group was bustling again.

Dragon King of the East Sea: " Notice of Finding Items: I lost a luminous pearl last night. If anyone finds it, please contact Prime Minister Turtle. I will reward you greatly."

God Erlang: " What's with the search notice? If you lose something, go straight to Monkey. He definitely stole it."

Sun Wukong: @ Erlang God, my son, how dare you accuse me wrongly? You can't ask for a beating.

God Erlang: I'm afraid of you. If you're not convinced, I'll fight you one-on-one!

Sun Wukong: " Looks like you're itching for a beating. Tell me the coordinates!"

God Erlang: Come, it's my grandson who doesn't come!

God Erlang sent a crisscrossed and extremely complicated picture. In the center of the picture, there was a small red dot.

Sun Wukong: Alright, I'm here!

The group quieted down.

These two battle maniacs probably went to the red dot in the picture to fight.

Ding!

After a while, his WeChat rang again.

Kitchen God: I'm looking for a fire boy. There's no limit to his gender or age. He can be trained. The pay is excellent. If you're interested, contact me for an interview.

[Sun Wandering God: I'm looking for a night job. I can be responsible for night patrols.]

[Chang'e: The first post on WeChat Moments, please like it. Thank you!]

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: My son Nezha has participated in the "Most Beautiful Child in the Heavenly Court" activity. Please vote for No. 14. Thank you.

Nezha: Wrong. Everyone, vote for No. 13. No. 14 is Red Boy.

Red Boy: "Everyone, please help me vote as well."(A cute emoji at the back)

"Hahaha, so the daily lives of these immortals are no different from mortals.”

All of a sudden, Lin Hai felt that these unapproachable immortals had become extremely close.

" Cough cough…" Grand Supreme Elder couldn't stand it anymore.

Taishang Laojun: " Everyone, please pay attention. This is a trading group. You can chat and chat, but don't post advertisements, don't ask for likes, and don't ask for votes."

[Seven Fairies: Peach Garden Fruit Shop has a grand opening sale, 20% discount for the whole day.]

Mo Lihai: Little Haihai Pipa Training Class, to let your child have a skill. Registration Hotline: 2b2b22b。

……

All kinds of advertisements flooded the screen, and Grand Supreme Elder's speech was instantly drowned out.

No one cared about him at all.

"Haha, interesting." On a whim, Lin Hai tagged Grand Supreme Elder in the group.

Little Confused Fairy: @ Taishang Laojun, if you can solve a problem with a red packet, try not to talk (a laughing emoji covering your mouth)

Taishang Laojun: @ Little Confused Fairy (Three thumbs up emojis)

"F * ck, what's going on?" Grand Supreme Elder tagged Lin Hai, and Lin Hai noticed that his name card in the group was actually Little Confused Immortal.

Ding!

Suddenly, a huge red packet appeared on the screen.

Lin Hai quickly poked it down.

"You received a red packet from the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord.”

Snatched it!

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