[Thunder God: One Thunder Elemental Pearl. It can gather 18 bolts of Nine Heavens Divine Thunder. It can be thrown to injure the enemy. It comes with a price.]
The moment he entered the group, he saw Thunder God selling something.
[Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: 80 merit points]
[Nezha: 180 merit points]
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: @ Nezha, 280 (an annoyed emoji)
Nezha: 380
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: @ Nezha, are you an idiot? Why are you raising the price as a family (followed by a string of angry emojis)
Thunder God: Haha, I'm dying of laughter, hurry up, pay up, pay up (a laughing emoji)
[Little Confused Fairy: I'm looking for pills that can cure vegetative people.]
Lin Hai sent the message.
God Erlang: A vegetable? What was that? Did plants cultivate into spirits?
Chang'e: I don't know, this is the first time I've heard of it.
Zhu Bajie: To deal with plants, please find a professional @ Wu Gang
Wu Gang: @ Little Confused Fairy, tell me who you want to kill. Kill first and then charge.
Lin Hai was speechless.
These guys from Heavenly Court did not know what a vegetable was.
"Oh right, I have Sun Wukong as a good friend. You can ask him.”
"Great Sage, are you there? I have something to ask." Lin Hai sent a message to Sun Wukong.
A minute passed, but no one answered.
Five minutes passed, and there was still no answer.
Ten minutes later.
Twenty minutes.
……
"Sigh, I guess Sun Wukong isn't here.”Lin Hai had no choice but to put away his phone.
Feeling a little hungry, Lin Hai went to the alley behind the school and ate a bowl of sliced noodles. Then, he wandered aimlessly.
As he was strolling, Hai Lin raised his head and saw a bald man walking towards him with a few hooligans in fancy clothes.
"F * ck, Baldy is strong!" Lin Hai was shocked.
They were too close, and it was too late to run.
D * mn it, let's take a gamble. Lin Hai gritted his teeth.
"Wow! Brother Qiang! We meet again!" Lin Hai jumped out, giving Baldy Qiang a fright.
"Are you f * cking crazy? " F * ck, it's you…" Bald Qiang recognized Lin Hai and grabbed his collar.
"Damn it, how dare you tease me in a bar! I'll f * cking kill you!"
"Wait a minute!" "Teasing you?" Lin Hai hurriedly shouted. Where did this come from? Brother Qiang, I can't wait to worship you!”
"You still don't want to admit that the song you sang for me was for your son!”
"Yeah, is there a problem?" Lin Hai feigned ignorance.
"Damn it, isn't this saying that I'm your son?”
"F * ck, I'm innocent, Brother Qiang!" Lin Hai put on an expression that was even more wronged than Dou E's.
"Who in the underworld doesn't know that Brother Qiang, you treat each other with all your heart for your brother, putting in everything you have to protect your brother, just like how a father protects his son.”Lin Hai began to bluff again.
"D * mn, is that what you mean?" Bald Qiang looked at Lin Hai suspiciously.
"That's right. Think about it, Brother Qiang. If I really teased you, what do you think my first reaction would be when I saw you today?”
"Nonsense, he's definitely running! Otherwise, I won't f * cking beat you to death!"
"That's it? Did you see me run away? If I had really teased you, would I have taken the initiative to jump out and greet you? I'm stupid." Lin Hai spread out his hands, and the expression on his face became even more aggrieved.
"Damn, it seems so too." Bald Qiang stroked Big Light's head thoughtfully.
"That's what happened. Brother Qiang, even if you don't believe me, don't you believe in your own intelligence? How many people in this world can deceive you, Brother Qiang?”
"That makes sense!" Bald Qiang nodded in agreement and released Lin Hai's hand.
Then, he slapped Ergou on the back of his head.
"Damn it, you almost made me misunderstand my brother.”
Ergou shrunk his neck, his face full of grievance.
" F * ck, I finally passed." Lin Hai let out a long sigh and quickly changed the topic.
"Brother Qiang, where are you taking your brothers?”
"Go to Jiangnan University and teach a kid called Lin Hai a lesson.”
Puff!
Lin Hai almost spat out.
"Ah, Jiangnan University is just around the corner. I still have some things to do, so I won't disturb Brother Qiang.”
"Alright, go, go." Bald Qiang waved at Lin Hai and left with his men.
F * ck, what's going on? Bald Qiang came looking for him?
It seemed like he couldn't go back to school for now.
Ding!
It was WeChat.
He opened it and saw that it was a message from Jade Rabbit.
Jade Rabbit: " Great Immortal, I saw that you were looking for medicinal pills to treat vegetative people in the group?"
"Yes, you do?" Lin Hai was delighted.
"Great Immortal, what is a vegetable?”
Lin Hai couldn't help but roll his eyes.
But thinking about it, it made sense. Even those awesome immortals didn't know. How could a pet like it know?
"A vegetative state means that a person is still alive but unable to wake up.”Lin Hai said concisely.
"Oh, then it should be that the body and soul are separated. I often play with Lao Zi's medicine boy. I'll ask him for you later what kind of medicinal pills are effective.”
"Alright, thank you!" Lin Hai was delighted. He did not expect a small jade rabbit to have such connections.
It seemed that even small characters could reach the heavens sometimes.
"By the way, do you have anything that can improve a person's physical fitness in a short period of time?”
Lin Hai suddenly remembered that Bald Man Qiang was looking for him and hurriedly asked.
"No, I'm just a pet. I don't have that kind of treasure.”Jade Rabbit sent an unhappy emoji.
Sigh! Lin Hai sighed.
"The golden flower medicine boy did give me a foundation establishment pill that he was refining for fun. However, with his level, the things he refined would be more like for mortals to eat.”
"Nani!" Lin Hai jumped up high." F * ck, what I want is for mortals to eat.”
What a twist.
"I want this foundation establishment pill. Send it over.”
"Great Immortal, what do you want this trash for?”
"Cut the crap, hurry up."
"Oh."
Ding!
The Jade Rabbit has sent you a Foundation Establishment Pill.
"Haha, thank you very much."
Jade Rabbit: Great Immortal, 10 merit points (followed by three shy emojis)
Lin Hai was speechless.
Jade Rabbit: Alright, five is fine too (followed by three tearful emojis)
Lin Hai: None
Jade Rabbit: Great Immortal, you can't bully a rabbit (The three crying emojis at the back)
Lin Hai broke out in a cold sweat. He happened to see a vegetable stall selling carrots at the side and had an idea.
Lin Hai: Can I give you a carrot?
Jade Rabbit: What's a radish?
Lin Hai was speechless.
Lin Hai took out a dollar and bought a carrot before continuing.
Lin Hai,"Don't you rabbits usually eat carrots?"
Jade Rabbit: " Great Immortal, you must be joking. People in the Heavenly Court eat elixirs and drink clear dew. Those above the Golden Immortal realm can even eat the peaches of immortality of the Queen Mother every year. I've never heard of radishes."
'Damn, so the Heavenly Court doesn't have radishes. That's easy.'
Lin Hai: " This radish is comparable to a heavenly peach. I guarantee that you'll be full of praise after eating it. Oh right, how do I give you something?"
Only then did Lin Hai remember that he had never sent anything in real life to anyone.
Jade Rabbit: " You can just scan it directly. Great Immortal, your questions are so weird."
Finding a corner where there was no one, Lin Hai glanced at the radish in his hand.
You sent a carrot to Jade Rabbit!
He had succeeded!
Lin Hai's hands were empty.
Lin Hai: Wash first, then eat!
Jade Rabbit: "Great Immortal, you actually gave me something as valuable as the immortal peach. I, I'm so touched. I'll remember your kindness to me (followed by a row of crying emojis)"
Hai Lin's skin turned numb.
Lin Hai: Alright, go and eat.
F * ck, Lin Hai suddenly felt that he was quite f * cked up. He actually deceived a rabbit's feelings.
Lin Hai opened the Qiankun Bag and checked the description of the Foundation Establishment Pill.
[Foundation Establishment Pill: A pill refined by the Golden Flower Child under the Grand Supreme Elder. Its quality is low and it's useless. After a mortal consumes it, they can reach the level of an early-stage Connate Cultivator.]
Extraction!
A golden pill that emitted a fragrant fragrance appeared in Lin Hai's hand.
"Lin Hai, how dare you lie to me? Stop right there!”A furious roar came from not far away.
Lin Hai turned around.
"Eh, the bald man has returned?" The corners of Lin Hai's mouth curled up." You came at the right time!”
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