"This woman is not human!"
Before Kong Yan could speak, many of the officials in the hall had already prepared their mocking skills.
But after hearing Kong Yan's first sentence, they all fell silent.
It was an expression that gradually froze. Shock, fear, pity, regret…Many
of the generals had only just learned how to write and knew nothing about literary talent, but after hearing Kong Yan's first sentence, they all understood.
This woman is not human!
Was there anything simpler and clearer than this?
The sounds of throats trembling, the looks of disbelief, and the dull expressions on their faces could be found on all the generals.
The princes, princesses, and ministers were all frozen, and then their expressions changed in various directions.
Some were angry, some were shocked, some were regretful, some were frightened, and some were smiling coldly…
Li Shiming's expression was more radical than most of the ministers 'expressions. First, it froze, then it was followed by anger, anger, and killing intent.
His eyes seemed to contain thousands of corpses!
It was as if he was saying,"No matter how rich you are, you have to be killed for insulting my empress!"
Empress Zhangsun, who had just smiled and said that she was not a stingy person, was dumbfounded!
Her red lips could not close, and her face was in a mess. She was doubting her life.
His mind was filled with the words that Kong Yan had just recited: This woman is not human!
The scene fell into a strange silence. All the officials held their breaths and did not dare to make a single sound, afraid that they would be implicated.
Kong Yingda had already given up on self-healing. His entire body was in a state where his soul had left his body. There was a faint wetness between his legs.
Kong Yan took a step forward and recited the second sentence with a smile,""The Nine Heavens Fairy has descended to the mortal world."
"Hmm?" Li Shi Min's killing intent dissipated, and his expression softened.
Empress Zhangsun couldn't help but look up at Kong Yan and found him staring at her with a faint smile. Her cheeks couldn't help but blush.
The ministers also let out a sigh of relief. Some nodded, some felt regretful, and some heaved a sigh of relief.
Concealed by Empress Zhangsun's gaze, Kong Yan coughed dryly and turned to look at the princes and princesses. After a moment of silence, he chanted,""Children are all thieves!"
"F * ck!"
"F * ck!"
"F * ck!"
"..."
The ministers were petrified, and some generals couldn't help but curse.
Li Shiming's face darkened, but he didn't show any killing intent this time. He wanted to see how Kong Yan would make it up to him.
"How dare you!" Li Chengqian was the first to lose his cool because he realized that Kong Yan was pointing at him.
"Chengqian ~" Empress Zhang stopped Li Chengqian.
Li Chengqian was unwilling to give up. His eyes stared straight at Kong Yan.
"Steal the immortal peach and present it to Mother!"
Kong Yan turned around and said to Empress Sun with a smile.
Empress Zhangsun covered her mouth and chuckled. Her eyes curved into crescents as she said angrily,"Aren't you afraid that His Majesty will directly drag you out and behead you after you read the first sentence?”
"To be able to make the Empress smile, so what if I die?”Kong Yan smiled and said,"Besides, Your Majesty is a man of great talent and great strategy. Why would you bear a grudge against a commoner over such a small matter?”
Li Shiming smiled and asked,""Then tell me, how am I so talented and bold?”
Kong Yan pondered for a while and looked at Empress Zhangsun.""Niangniang, let's talk about poetry.”
Li Shi Min was
speechless.
"Alright, go back to your seats." Empress Zhangsun was somewhat helpless.
Kong Yan nodded slightly, returned to his seat, and poured himself a cup of wine.
At this point, this banquet should not have much to do with him.
In fact, it was true. Although Li Shiming stared coldly at Kong Yan from time to time, he couldn't find a proper reason to target him. He could only drink alone. He felt that he was too shameless.
Some of the civil officials at the back wanted to find trouble with Kong Yan, but Kong Yan was at the front, only one seat away from Empress Zhangsun. Not everyone had the right to step forward.
As for the birthday poem that Kong Yan had just recited, they really didn't dare to comment.
When the banquet was about to end, Kong Yan glanced at Empress Zhangsun and said in a low voice,""Niangniang, I want to relieve myself.”
"Is convenient?" Empress Zhangsun frowned, not understanding what he meant.
"Go to the toilet." Kong Yan changed the way he put it.
Empress Zhangsun blushed and waved her hand.
Kong Yan stood up and looked around before leaving through the side door.
"Where is he going?" Li Shi Min frowned.
"She said she went to the toilet," Empress Zhangsun said softly.”
"This kid probably won't come back.”Li Shi Min sneered.
"Why does Your Majesty keep targeting him?”Empress Zhangsun asked in a low voice. From the corner of her eye, she saw Princess Changle sneaking out of the hall.
"I am poor."
Li Shi Min drank a mouthful of wine and sighed.
"..."
After leaving the banquet hall, a cool breeze blew past, sobering Kong Yan's drunkenness. He knew that he was the absolute focus of today's banquet and had become a thorn in some people's eyes.
"With the Emperor's personality, it is unlikely that he will let me leave Chang 'an.”Kong Yan pondered as he walked along the bluestone path. After several attempts, he had a rough idea of Li Shiming's attitude.
He could play in Chang 'an. It was fine to insult the crown prince, beat the royal nephew into a pig's head, and insult all the civil officials in the court. However, teasing the empress…cough cough, this might be a problem.
Naturally, things had to be more complicated. While isolating himself, he couldn't be besieged on all sides.
Otherwise, if he made the entire court his enemy, Li Shiming would probably take advantage of the situation and pick up his butcher knife…At the same
time, he could not let Li Shiming know how many people he had poached from the Great Tang!
"If only Empress Zhangsun could become one of us.”Kong Yan recalled Empress Zhangsun's smile and felt a little drunk. He had an urge to pee. He looked around and realized that he had come to a river.
The willows by the river were beautiful and dark. It was the best place to solve his small problem.
Kong Yan shook his head and took a closer look. When he realized that there was no one by the river, he laughed in his heart and shook his head."Why would there be any random people waiting for the Empress 'birthday banquet?"”
Arriving at the thickest willow tree, Kong Yan untied his belt and drew a clear stream that reflected the moonlight.
Pa!
Just as Kong Yan was about to pee like a waterfall, someone patted him on the shoulder.
Subconsciously, he turned to his right. Under the moonlight, Princess Chang Le looked at him curiously.
"What are you doing here?" Princess Chang Le asked curiously.
Kong Yan's face was cold and he didn't say anything. Whether it was in his previous life or this life, he had never stopped once he started peeing. He knew that the feeling of being interrupted was extremely unpleasant.
Moreover, it was not good for the body to stop after it had already started!
Therefore, he did not stop when he turned around.
Hearing the princess's question, he did not have time to respond. He could only turn to the river again to express his respect for the princess.
Princess Chang Le was dumbfounded.
The sound of splashing water continued, and Kong Yan shivered.
This time, don't blame the me!" Kong Yan said in a trembling voice.
"Ah! Shameless!"
Princess Chang Le screamed and broke through the sky.
This seemed to be a signal. The surface of the river, which only had the sound of flowing water earlier, suddenly splashed with a huge splash.
Four men in black broke out of the water.
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P.S. Cough cough ~ This chapter might be a little bit flashy. The previous chapter 21 had been blocked for a while, so there was no foreshadowing for this chapter. If you haven't read that chapter yet, you can go and take a look. It has already been released.
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