Not to mention Lin Kexin.
Even Zhang Peng, who was in charge of filming, could not help but laugh.
This brother was a talent!
He had followed his cousin Lin Kexin to take photos of many passers-by and neighbors these days.
The male and female passers-by answered her cousin's question in a variety of ways.
There were even female passersby who said that their requirements for their other half were to have a car, a house, and savings. They just wanted to move in with their bags.
However, he never expected that…
Su Han, this boy, actually said such subversive words. He had completely put himself in the role of a woman.
His courage was commendable!
" Pleasure Points 1 "
As for Su Han, he listened to the pleasure points that were increasing at an extremely slow speed.
It was a pain in the ass!
It was too difficult to increase his pleasure points.
He had racked his brains to come up with such a nonsensical answer, but he had only gained two or three joy points.
When will I be able to afford food!
"Ahem, Handsome Su is too humorous. This is the first time we've interviewed such a confident passerby.”
"May I ask what you are doing now? Or do you have any outstanding skills?”
"If you're really good looking, I believe that many girls will be interested in you after our interview is broadcast!”
"Let me tell you secretly, there are many girls watching our neighborhood show!”
Lin Kexin felt that she couldn't fall into Su Han's trap again.
He had to make this boy who was full of nonsense suffer.
Who asked him to play his cards by the book!
Who knew?
Her words immediately fell into Su Han's trap.
A sly smile appeared on his face as he spoke unhurriedly.
"You're asking me about my work experience and specialty?”
"This is a long story!"
"I'll make it short and give a simple introduction. The following is my resume!
In 1996, he studied at the Department of Psychology at the University of Pennsylvania in America!
In 2000, he joined the Navy SEALs and became the king of the special forces!
In 2003, he broke through the intelligence system of Japan and obtained 10 top-secret documents, causing his war plot to go bankrupt!
In 2005, he went on a mission to Sulia and successfully rescued 3,000 hostages!
In 2006, he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but was rejected on the spot!
In 2010, he participated in the presidential election of the Mi country and lost by one vote!
In 2014, he was nominated as one of the most influential people in the world by a well-known magazine!
In 2018, he became the sole legal heir of the four major financial groups in Asia, with a net worth of trillions!”
A series of extremely shocking work resumes came out of Su Han's mouth.
Hiss!
There were originally some passers-by who were watching the show.
After hearing Su Han's words, they all sucked in a breath of cold air.
"F * ck! Was this for real? Had this guy participated in a war? He was even nominated for a Nobel Prize? And a member of the royal family? Did I hear wrongly?”
"I don't study much, don't f * cking lie to me!”
"Awesome! This brother looked ordinary, but he was a big shot. He had even rescued 3,000 hostages alone. He was probably a superhero!”
"It's hard to say. Our Great Xia Kingdom has many strange people.”
"As the old saying goes, you can't judge a book by its cover. This elder brother might really be a hidden elder!”
"It's fake. I don't believe it! This was definitely fake! How can he be so powerful?"
"I don't believe it either! If this kid is really that powerful, I'll do a handstand and eat sh * t!”
……
The surrounding crowd was skeptical and discussed animatedly.
After all, Su Han's resume was too shocking and dazzling.
Sometimes, one would boast too much.
Those who didn't believe it at first also believed it.
It wasn't just them.
Lin Kexin and Zhang Peng, who were the interviewers, were stunned.
Was this for real?
Was this guy that awesome?
Su Han took in the reactions of the people around him and felt very satisfied.
He had already achieved the desired effect.
He was just one step away.
Hence, he decided to do it.
He straightened his back and looked into the distance with melancholy eyes. He put on a brave posture.
"Hehehe, I knew that someone would doubt me. This is very normal. After all, the path of the strong is always filled with ridicule and doubt.”
"But I want to tell these people, do you know how hard I've worked all these years?”
"The reason why I can achieve all these achievements is not because of my parents, nor because of hype, nor because of my family background..."
"Instead, it was all based on my own imagination!”
The onlookers were speechless.
Lin Kexin was speechless.
Zhang Peng was speechless.
Did you imagine it yourself?
As soon as he said this.
The scene instantly exploded.
Countless people burst into laughter!
" Hahahaha…So he was just bragging. I thought this kid was really that powerful…"
"F * ck! Brother, your sharp turn was a little ruthless. I hurt my waist.”
"Tsk, I was almost fooled too. It's indeed fake. If he's really that powerful, then it's impossible for us not to have heard of him!”
"So you were really bragging. But you're too eloquent. I really believed you for a moment just now.”
"I don't believe you! You old man, you're so evil!”
" Brother, you've successfully made me laugh. Hahaha…"
……
The entire place was filled with joy.
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