" Pleasure Points 1 "
"Pleasure Points 2"
"Pleasure Points 3"
" Pleasure Points 1 "
A huge wave of joy came…
Phew--
As the system notifications kept ringing in his ears, Su Han heaved a sigh of relief.
He had racked his brains to come up with these two jokes, and it was not in vain.
According to the rules of the system store, one pleasure point could be exchanged for 100 yuan.
Just this wave of pleasure points alone was more than a hundred.
That was equivalent to 10000 yuan!
This time, dinner and a place to stay were settled!
Strike while the iron is hot and keep up the good work!
Su Han began to speak seriously again.
"Hahaha, everyone, don't be in a hurry to laugh. Actually, I still have something to say.”
When the audience heard this, they asked curiously,"" Oh? Which sentence?"
"This sentence is…" Su Han's expression turned serious.
"In 2019, I gave up my life's glory and billions of assets to brag with you!”
……
As soon as he said this.
The crowd burst into laughter again.
"F * ck, talent!"
"Hahaha…I'm dying of laughter!"
"Brother, you're too funny."
"I wasn't in a good mood today, but after hearing your jokes, I'm much happier.”
"I've learned. It's not that I'm poor, but that I've given up my life's glory to brag with you!”
“666！”
……
The surrounding crowd laughed until they were rolling back and forth.
His happiness points began to skyrocket again!
Su Han's lips curled into a smile.
When everyone was almost done laughing.
He waved his hand at everyone.
"Hahaha, I was just bragging about my resume. I'm also very happy to see everyone laughing so happily!”
"Alright, I won't pretend this time. I'll be honest with everyone. My true identity is actually a young entrepreneur!”
"Recently, I have a particularly good venture project on hand. I wonder if you're interested in hearing about it?”
Hearing Su Han's words.
The audience expressed their approval.
"Brother, tell me. If your project is really reliable, I'm willing to invest in you!”
"Yeah, although you were bragging just now, I almost believed you.”
"Tell me about it. Although I don't have much money, as long as your project is reliable, I'm willing to invest a few thousand yuan!”
"I bet 10,000!"
……
Everyone was looking forward to what interesting projects he would come up with next.
They all supported him.
Even Lin Kexin was staring at Su Han.
This guy had brought her too many surprises.
Just based on Su Han's bragging videos just now, she had a feeling that this neighborhood video would definitely become popular!
"Good!"
Su Han smiled confidently.
"Since everyone has said so, then I'll share this idea of starting a business. I hope everyone can give me some suggestions. It would be even better if you can invest!”
"My project plan is like this…" Su Han pretended to be profound and said slowly.
"Haven't there been frequent typhoons recently? I've noticed that many cities have serious waterlogging problems.”
The crowd nodded.
They were a coastal city. Every time a typhoon struck, it was easy for floods to occur, making it inconvenient to travel.
Could it be that Su Han's project was to effectively prevent floods or something?
Su Han said again.
"Therefore, I plan to control the amount of rain and divert it for other purposes!”
"First of all, we'll set up a spiral device in places where drainage is difficult in each city.”
" When the city's water volume exceeds the drainage capacity, activate the spiral device and throw the water into the sky in the form of a vortex!”
"But if we throw it vertically, it will fall down, so we need to divert the water in the air.”
"We can set up a spinning device at the highest point of the vortex. That side, that side!"
"In this way, we can form a corner and control the water accumulation by controlling the speed of the swing.”
"This way, the water can land on the Hulunbuir Prairie in Xinjiang Province.”
"Then, I plan to raise ducks in this circle!”
"Look, the duckling has food, water, and water to play with. It's happy.”
"When the ducklings are happy, they give birth to a nest. After giving birth to nest after nest, nest after nest!”
"In the end, if we sell this duck to those restaurants that sell roast duck in the capital of Great Xia, wouldn't we be able to make a fortune?”
"So, I gave this project a name.”
"It's called Swirling Duck!"
"I wonder if anyone is interested in investing?”
Puff!
After listening to Su Han's "business project".
Someone couldn't help but laugh first.
"Hahaha! Brother, are you trying to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my flowers?”
"This project is amazing!"
"Cut the crap, brother. Just based on your imagination, I, Wang Erniu, will invest in this project!”
"I, Wang Tiezhu, also voted!"
"And me, Chen Ergou!"
"Count me in!"
……
The entire venue burst into laughter again.
Some tears even came out of his eyes.
They raised ducks in the grasslands of Xinjiang Province and even gave birth to nests after nests before selling them to Beijing Roast Duck!
Talent!
What a f * cking talent!
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