Me! Being funny makes you stronger.
4 I’ll peel an Italian cannon for Xiu-Er to taste!

Su Huohuo

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" Pleasure Points 1 "

"Pleasure Points 2"

"Pleasure Points 3"

" Pleasure Points 1 "

……

Another huge wave of Joy Points entered his account.

Su Han was delighted.

At this rate.

Not to mention food and accommodation, even a young model in a luxury car would be a piece of cake soon!

Awesome!

However, at the thought of eating.

Coo coo coo…

Su Han's stomach suddenly rumbled.

Only then did he remember that he had not eaten for the whole morning and was a little hungry.

Eating was a major event in life.

People were made of iron and rice were made of steel. If they did not eat, they would be hungry.

Although Su Han really wanted to say a few more jokes to make the onlookers laugh and reap some joy.

But right now, eating was more important.

"Ahem…about that."

"Everyone, thank you for listening to me brag.”

"But it's getting late and I haven't eaten yet. I'll take my leave first and fill my stomach.”

After saying that.

Under the regretful gazes of countless people, Su Han turned around and left, disappearing into the crowd.

He left lightly, just like he came lightly.

With a wave of his hand, not a single cloud could be taken away.

All that was left was the legend of a silly young man…

Lin Kexin saw Su Han leave.

She hurriedly ran out.

"Hey, handsome, can you add me your contact number? I'll treat you to a meal!"

However, there were too many people present.

Su Han disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Lin Kexin could only stomp her feet in anger.

It was such a pity to watch such a talent run away!

What Su Han did not know was that…

After he left.

A group of onlookers recorded Su Han's bragging and funny jokes and posted them online.

It instantly became popular!

"Handsome, we're a neighborhood show. Can I ask you a question?”

"Of course, but who leaked the secret that I'm handsome?”

……

"You're asking about my work experience? I was a special forces soldier, studied psychology, and once broke into the intelligence system of the island nation. I obtained ten top-secret documents and caused the war plot to go bankrupt…"

"Then, he went to the battlefield to rescue 3,000 hostages and was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but he rejected it on the spot!”

"Later on, I participated in the presidential election of the M Nation and lost by one vote. In addition, I was the only legal heir of the four major financial groups in Asia, and my net worth was trillions!”

"Finally, I'll put down my life's glory to brag to you!”

In the video, Su Han was bragging in all seriousness.

It made countless netizens laugh their heads off.

"Hahaha, show! This brother was too funny. He even said that he had leaked the news because he was handsome. What a joke!”

"F * ck, when Su Han first said that he was a special forces soldier, was nominated for the Nobel Prize, and almost became president, I almost believed him!”

"Hahaha, this brother is really humorous.”

"People always meet people who can brag the most when they are at the age where they are least capable!”

"666, I've learned. If anyone asks me what work experience I have in the future, I'll reply the same way!”

"Awesome! In terms of bragging skills, I'm willing to respect God Su as the strongest!”

"Act Tough King, this is the legendary Act Tough King!”

……

The netizens were all talking about it.

This was only the beginning.

Lin Kexin asked Su Han to introduce herself.

His devilish self-introduction.

This made countless male netizens prostrate themselves in admiration.

"I smoke, drink, play cards, get tattoos, dance disco, and do health care…but I'm a good boy!”

"Because of his great charisma, he had more than a hundred girlfriends before!”

……

"Now, I just want to find an honest girl to marry!”

"My requirements are not high. The bride has a car and a house.”

"The main thing is that people have to be beautiful and be able to go to the kitchen. If they're too ugly, I don't want them!”

……

Seeing this invincible declaration.

The netizens knelt down.

" F * ck, f * ck, f * ck!?"

"Unfortunately, I'm uncultured and can walk the world with a single sentence!”

"Someone, peel an Italian cannon for Xiu-Er to taste!”

"Xiu! Tian Xiu! Flower Show! Yang Xiuqin's show! Even if the Nine Heavens and the Universe were to exhaust their entire lives, they would not be able to compare to this brother's show!”

"A confidant! In the past, I've always heard some female bitches make all kinds of requests for men. They want cars, houses, savings, and even want him to be honest and handsome. I've always wanted to complain. This brother has really spoken my mind!”

"Hahaha, brother, this counterattack is too outstanding! In the future, if she met any sluts who claimed to like smoking, drinking, tattoos, dancing, and being a good girl, she would use this trick to rebut her!”

"Your three views are extraordinary, and your rebuttal is beautiful!"

“……”

Below the video, the comments exploded like crazy.

Countless netizens liked, commented, and forwarded the post!

In just an hour.

This funny little video of Su Han was bombarded with data.

More than 1 million likes!

There were more than 30,000 comments!

The number of reposts had also reached a terrifying 20,000!

Most of them were male netizens.

Su Han's words had hit the nail on the head!

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