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Xiao Qiang was also a viewer of Jiangnan TV.

As a sports expert, he usually liked to watch football matches on Jiangnan TV's sports channel.

Moreover…

He was also a loyal fan of the national football team.

However, his heart had long been broken by the national football team.

Every time he saw the national team play against teams from other countries, he would be filled with excitement and stay up all night to watch.

Cheering them on.

But every time, he would return disappointed.

Because the national team almost never won.

Let's talk about the last time.

The national football team was playing against Sulia.

Their country had been at war all year round, with internal and external problems. They were so poor that they had finally gathered a team and traveled across the ocean to play in Great Xia's away game.

He thought that no matter how bad the national football team was, they would at least be able to qualify for the next round.

In the end, the national football team still lost!

On that day, countless old fans of the national football team almost cried their eyes out.

F * ck, how could he lose like this!

They were simply a bunch of pigs!

It couldn't be helped. They loved football so much.

As the saying goes, the national football team has abused me thousands of times, and I treat the national football team like my first love.

Wiping away her tears, should she continue chasing after the match?

Although there weren't any major competitions recently, Cockroach still habitually turned on the sports channel.

He wanted to watch the replay.

In the end, he accidentally clicked on a new program just as he was about to change the channel.

The host suddenly mentioned something related to football.

"Actually, my biggest hobby is football. I watch the World Cup and various Premier Leagues.”

"There are many great football stars in foreign countries who are called gods, such as Ronaldinho and Xiaomei. They are all football stars and have won the world's first place.”

"However, even the best team and players can't keep winning because there will always be people coming after them.”

"But…"

The emcee's tone changed.

"Our Great Xia national football team is an exception. For decades, our results have been very stable!”

"Don't you think it's infuriating to keep losing steadily?”

Puff!

Cockroach spat out a mouthful of water.

A bosom friend!

This host was too incisive!

Cockroach immediately had a good impression of this host and wanted to continue watching.

For nothing else.

Just because he dared to tell the truth, he had to give him a thumbs up!

At this moment.

The television host continued.

"Actually, everyone has a misunderstanding about the national football team. Apart from not being able to win, they have made many outstanding contributions to us in other aspects!”

"For example, since 1990, everyone took out 1000 yuan and bet on them losing every national football game. Now, you will have a huge sum of about 4.59 million yuan!”

"What stocks, business, financial management? Stop joking! What else was more stable than investing in the national football team?”

"Not every kind of milk is called Terunsu, and not every team is called Terunsu!”

"Great Xia's national football team has been professionally losing for 30 years. It has always been imitated and has never been surpassed!”

"We don't score goals. We're just football porters and national football financial management! You deserve it!"

……

As soon as he finished speaking.

Hualala!

The camera turned to the audience.

Everyone gave a thunderous applause!

Many people cheered from the bottom of their hearts.

"This is awesome!"

"F * ck! Well said!"

"Awesome, brother, you really dare to say that!”

“666! I'm impressed. He hit the nail on the head!"

"Hahaha, not all milk is called Delunsu. Not all teams can lose!”

"Host, you're making me laugh to death. Hahaha…I really can't stop.”

"F * ck, you made me laugh until my stomach hurts. Host, you're too bad!”

……

Everyone burst into laughter.

Cockroach, who was watching TV, was also laughing so hard that his stomach hurt.

"Hahaha, this host is too funny! What a talent!"

"The key is that what he said seems to be true! If I had bet on the national football team losing every time, I would have made a fortune!”

"I f * cking regret it! Why didn't the host say so earlier?"

Cockroach's heart ached.

That was millions of dollars!

If he had thought of this idea earlier, it would have been awesome!

At this moment.

The host continued.

"Actually, I don't want to ruin the Great Xia men's football team either. After all, they have made an even greater contribution to our country!”

Oh?

Great Xia's national football team had made a great contribution to the country?

Why didn't I know?

Cockroach was curious again.

"In recent years, as Great Xia has become stronger and more prosperous, the surrounding countries are more or less afraid of it.”

At this time, a great fire brigade appeared, and that was the Great Xia national football team!”

"A few years ago, the uncivilized behavior of a few tourists from Great Xia in Deca caused dissatisfaction among the local media. 5. In one fell swoop, the anger of the Deca people was appeased!”

……

"There's also the Yilake Country. Other countries are still at war and in deep waters. Watching two games is their only joy. He had to lose out of consideration for humanity!”

……

"Goguryeo, they are a small country with poor citizens. They are so poor that they can only eat pickled vegetables imported from Great Xia. Their fragile self-esteem needs to be carefully protected.”

"Yilan Country, Heilan Country, Wuke Country, we have a good relationship with them.”

"The Great Earth, Dalika, Hongras, these countries are so miserable. We didn't even talk about them in geography class.”

……

"The little black brothers in the north are supporting us at the United Nations every day.”

"Look at the national football team. They put in a lot of effort. For the sake of the face of the various countries, they are always good people!”

……

"At present, our peaceful development has not come easily. A large part of the credit comes from the national football team!”

"It's them who braced themselves and painstakingly bore the infamy!”

"We did not fail our mission. We kept losing and created a good external environment for our country!”

……

"So, who is the ambassador of peace for Great Xia?”

"It's the national football team, the national football team, the national football team!”

……

Thunderous applause erupted from the audience.

"Pa, pa, pa…"

In front of the television, Xiao Qiang couldn't help but stand up and clap for Su Han.

"Awesome! This host was too awesome! He was simply a genius! He has made the national football team suffer. Hahaha…I'm dying of laughter!”

"Tonight's Talk Show, this show is really not bad!”

"From now on, I'll watch this host's show every night. Oh right, I want to recommend this show to my brother and let him watch it together!”

After saying that.

Cockroach quickly picked up his phone and called his brothers and friends.

"Hey, Er Niu, what are you doing?"

"Playing games? Stop fooling around and quickly turn on the TV to switch to Jiangnan TV. There's a program called " Tonight's Talk Show ". It's really good. Hurry up!”

——

Similar scenes were happening all over the country.

Tonight's Talk Show.

It was on fire! Completely popular!

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