The Comedy Master of the City
24 How stupid are you?

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The skit continued.

Li Daoming came to the front of the wheelchair and asked,""Can I use this instead? Sit on this."

Liu Xun revealed a smile that hid his achievements and fame. He said,"Sure."

As soon as he sat on it, Li Daoming felt it and couldn't help but sigh."This size is really suitable."

Liu Xun looked at him and smiled." It's suitable, right? I'll do it according to your number. Please listen to the questions." One plus one equals three?"

Li Daoming didn't even have time to think this time. He immediately said,"If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to three!”

Liu Xun's tone was agitated as he shouted," Correct. Congratulations!"

This scene instantly amused everyone.

How could he not answer a question that he had just answered correctly?

However, Li Daoming was deeply immersed in it. His mind was like a ball of paste and he was long stunned.

He patted his head hard and asked in confusion,"Aiya, what happened?"

" That's because your legs are off the ground," Liu Xun said in a serious tone." There's no pressure on your legs anymore. The virus can't go up anymore. Your intelligence will take over again."”

Li Daoming still maintained a trace of rationality and said in disbelief,""Don't. I'll go down and try again.”

Liu Xun smiled and said in a relaxed manner," Try it. Tell me about a drunkard. After he got drunk, he picked up such a huge rock and smashed it at the television. With a crack, the television didn't break at all. Why?”

Li Daoming thought for a moment and said in an uncertain tone,"Because the quality of the TV is good."

Liu Xun denied it again,"Wrong."”

Yang Qing was already speechless. She announced the answer in disdain,""Because I didn't hit it."

"That's right, it's too simple." Liu Xun nodded slightly.”

"Then why is there a crack?" Li Daoming questioned.”

Yang Qing looked at him as if she was looking at a fool.""It hit the floor with a crack!”

In an instant, Li Daoming only felt a little dizzy. It took him a few seconds to recover.

He sat back in the wheelchair and said in disbelief,"Don't, give me another one."

Liu Xun's expression was normal as he continued,"Please listen to the question. A drunkard…"?

Before the questions were finished, Li Daoming rushed to say,"Kacha, it fell to the ground."

Liu Xun became excited again, as if he was happy for Li Daoming. He praised,"Correct. See, you can answer first!”

At this moment, Yang Qing kindly reminded him,""Don't answer!"

Unfortunately, Li Daoming ignored her. He challenged another one or two questions, but Liu Xun fooled him every time.

The audience watched with relish and never got tired of it. They wouldn't get tired of hearing these novel brain teasers even if they were told to listen to a hundred of them.

While he was deeply interested, he also thought to himself, how is this a f * cking intelligence test for a three-year-old child? Other than Liu Xun, who set the question, how many people could answer it?

Even students who graduated from famous universities were still dumbfounded when they encountered these questions!

After testing it several times, Li Daoming finally understood the key.

He slapped his forehead and came to a realization."Hey, that's not right, that's not right. Big Brother, look, when I sit on the side, you often ask questions that you've asked before. When I stand up, you ask me new questions!”

Li Daoming seemed to have seen through Liu Xun's tricks and looked at him with a doubtful expression.

When the crowd below the stage saw this, they also started to clamor. Waves of cheers rang out, applauding for Li Daoming's hard work and also jeering for Liu Xun's trick to be exposed.

You can't fool me anymore, right?

Liu Xun smiled when he heard so many jeers. He looked at the audience below the stage and then at Li Daoming.

Then, he rolled up his sleeves and said calmly,"Alright, then stand up and try again. It's the simplest question that you've answered before.”

Li Daoming had some confidence and quickly said,"Alright."

"It's a question of how much is one plus one.”

Li Daoming waved his hand and said impatiently,"Tell me!"

Liu Xun's tone was very fast as he quickly said,"Under what circumstances is one plus one equal to two?”

When Li Daoming heard this, he didn't even think about it and answered,""One plus one equals two if the calculation is wrong!”

At this moment, Liu Xun revealed a smile as if his scheme had succeeded. He raised two fingers and said leisurely,"Wrong, two!"

Li Daoming finally reacted and said with a bitter expression,"Two? Didn't you say three?"

Liu Xun smiled playfully and said,""You can't even differentiate between two and three. How stupid are you?”

When the netizens heard this, they could not help but spit out food. Happy bullet comments filled the sky and filled the entire live broadcast room.

"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore. My stomach can't take it anymore.”

"Sigh, he's still too young!"

"How tragic. I've fallen into Liu Xun's trap again.”

"At the end of the last episode, I specially went to investigate. It turns out that the actor who played this chef was the teacher who taught Liu Xun how to perform.”

"What? Hehe, I just want to ask, will Liu Xun be beaten to death after the performance if he scolds his teacher like this?”

"This Great Hoodwinker deserves it!"

"It's too f * cking fun. This skit is definitely not worse than 'Selling Crutches!'!”

"That's right, especially these brain teasers. They're really f * cking unconstrained. What kind of broken questions are these? Only Liu Xun, that scammer, can think of them.”

"That's right, it's time for someone to deal with this scammer!”

..........

Everyone watched the live broadcast and teased Liu Xun.

Although everyone understood that this was the plot of the skit, seeing how Liu Xun was bullying an honest person, they wanted to see Liu Xun suffer a loss. It would be best if he was beaten up by someone else.

Unfortunately, this was obviously impossible.

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