On the stage, Li Daoming had already completely doubted his life. His head was slapped by his big hand again and again.
Then, he sat in the wheelchair in disbelief and shouted,"Aiya, I'll come up again."
Liu Xun smiled slightly, and his expression became even more calm. He said as if he was fooling a fool,"Under what circumstances is one plus one?"
However, before he could finish, Li Daoming anxiously answered,"Ahhhh, right equals two, wrong equals three!”
He looked like a fool who was eager to prove his intelligence.
As a teacher who taught drama performances, Li Daoming also used his superb acting skills to act out the characters vividly and let the audience fall into it.
Liu Xun strode forward and held Li Daoming's hands. He said in an exaggerated tone,""Look at you, you can even answer two questions!”
Li Daoming was conflicted. He rubbed his head and muttered,"Aiya, this…"
Liu Xun saw that the time was almost up, so he said as if he was playing hard to get,"How about this? After you're cured, don't let your feet touch the ground when you go back. There's a way.”
When Li Daoming heard this, he immediately stopped him and said,"Don't, big brother, big brother!"
Yang Qing also urged him,"You go down, we have to go home!"”
Li Daoming was anxious and his face was full of sincerity.
"Big brother, big brother, can you listen to me? Although there is a problem with my IQ, I am not a fool. I believe in science. After listening to your scientific explanation, I understand that I will not be able to leave this thing for the rest of my life.”
At this point in the skit, Li Daoming was completely fooled. After selling crutches last time, he wanted to buy a wheelchair again.
The Great Hoodwinker's persona was also played out to the extreme by Liu Xun. He pushed and said,
"Don't pay for it yet, brother. You're a one-sided person. When you go back, you won't do it again when others talk about you. To be honest, this wheelchair was modified from your bicycle last year.
If you want to pay, I'll tell you. You can give me a modification fee of 400 yuan. If you give me more, I won't be with you anymore. I won't sell you anything next time ~~~"
Li Daoming immediately nodded, then took out his pocket and said,"No problem, no problem, big brother. I'll give you 300 yuan.”
He fished around and found that he only had 300 yuan, so he was still scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, afraid that Liu Xun would not sell the wheelchair to him because of Young Master Qian.
Yang Qing looked at the money and whispered,"Then take it. It's a lot."?”
However, at this moment, a familiar scene appeared.
Liu Xun glanced at Li Daoming's right hand and said in a low voice,""Hmm? Did you bring your watch?"
Then, he shouted at the top of his voice,"What watch did you bring?"
When Li Daoming heard this, he glanced at Liu Xun and then at the watch on his hand. He hurriedly said,"Aiya, that, that."
Seeing that this was exactly the same as "Selling Crutches", the netizens instantly burst out laughing.
"D * mn, where have I seen this scene before?”
"That's right, haha, I'm going to lose this watch.”
"Eh? What bicycle? What bicycle?"
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm really kneeling to Liu Xun. How can I be so funny?”
"This scammer is simply taking advantage of me!”
"Shocking. A certain celebrity in the entertainment industry earns more than 300 yuan a day and a watch.”
"Previous poster, I don't even hold my dick when I go to the toilet.”
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"You're blaming me again!" Yang Qing felt wronged again. You blamed me last year. I didn't say I wanted a watch!”
However, Liu Xun continued to stare at her."I'm telling you, why are you like this?”
"I didn't say I wanted a watch!" Yang Qing argued loudly.”
Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, Li Daoming came over and dissuaded them,
"Big brother, big brother, big brother, come here, big brother. I'm telling you, people with my intelligence won't be able to read watches in the future.”
As he spoke, he took off his watch and handed it to Liu Xun.
Liu Xun saw that he had succeeded and took the watch. He smiled and said,"Go back and recuperate. You'll be fine in a year.”
At this moment, Yang Qing's image of a kind big sister was once again displayed. She finally could not stand it anymore and complained to her husband,"You can't just let one person scam you?”
Then, she called out to Li Daoming,"Brother, don't go yet. If you believe me, get off quickly and walk back. Give us the car.”
However, Li Daoming did not appreciate her kindness at all. History was always shockingly similar.
Li Daoming sat in the wheelchair and said angrily,""You're still trying to trick me! Why are you like this? I know I was rude to you last year, but you can't hold a grudge against a patient, right?”
He had already been completely fooled by Liu Xun. Did he really think that he was sick? How could he still listen to this?
Yang Qing saw that her kindness was not rewarded and was even treated as malicious revenge. She immediately said angrily,"I don't care about you anymore. This kind of person is pitiful to be deceived.”
At this moment, Liu Xun concluded,""A pitiful person must have something hateful.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Daoming, who was pushing the wheelchair slowly away, shouted,"Thank you!"
Liu Xun spread his hands and said to his wife,""Look, he's thanking us! What are you looking at? Let's go home!"
As he spoke, he bent down and picked up the crutch that Li Daoming had left behind.
"Then what do you need this for?" Yang Qing asked curiously.”
"Go back and get a stretcher to sell him next year!" Liu Xun smiled.”
With some suspense, the skit officially came to an end!
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