At this moment, Sun Zhouyi heard Liu Xun's description and concluded,""It's not even as good as a shoehorn."
Then, Yang Qing waved her hand and started to brag as well.""When I was young, I was definitely not bragging. I had willow leaves, curved eyebrows, and a cherry mouth. Anyone who saw me would be happy to look at me.”
Liu Xun sneered and said,"Hmph, forget it. Second Brother Wu has cerebral hemorrhage.”
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed and clapped.
The lines were indeed very funny. Most importantly, Yang Qing was very beautiful. The lines she said always felt like nonsense.
Sun Zhouyi played the role of a peacemaker and said,"Uncle, uncle, that's not right. Actually, aunties look quite energetic now.”
" Not anymore," Yang Qing said nonchalantly." My hair has turned white, and my wrinkles have grown. My two white teeth were also gloriously laid off last year."”
Liu Xun couldn't help but laugh when he heard that. He said,""Hahaha, what a joke…。”
"Why are you still here when you know you're going to be laid off?" Sun Zhouyi was also surprised.”
Then, he paused and continued,"Uncle, Auntie, forget it. I can ask them one by one. I'll ask Auntie first.”
Then, he walked to Yang Qing's side and stood there to interview her.
Yang Qing glanced at him and said,""Are you asking me?"
"Auntie, how did Uncle woo you?" Sun Zhouyi asked.”
Yang Qing looked at Liu Xun and said softly as if she was telling him a little secret,"He is. He takes the initiative to get close to me and chats with me when he has nothing to do. He either mows the grass for me or reads poems for me. He always finds an opportunity to make eyes at me!”
"Huh?" Sun Zhouyi exclaimed,"You're even making eyes at me!"”
At this moment, Liu Xun denied with a serious expression,""Don't talk nonsense. I remember that I gave you a pen, a table, and even a big black pot. When did I give you a wink? Oh right, what was a wink?”
In the end, even he found it strange. What was a leer? When did he give it to her?
Sun Zhouyi was about to explain,"The seductive eyes are for young men and women."
However, before he could finish, he was interrupted by Yang Qing.
She said with a look of disdain,"Why don't you know what leering is?" Why are you so uncultured?"
"What?" Liu Xun asked with a confused face.”
Yang Qing leaned over and explained to him seriously,"" Autumn's Spinach!"
Liu Xun finally understood and said,"Oh!”
With this random explanation, coupled with their serious expressions, everyone could not help but laugh.
How could he explain his eyes like that? He had really gained some knowledge!
In the end, Liu Xun nodded and admitted,""Yes, every year."
Sun Zhouyi looked at the audience and said speechlessly,"This is the first time I've heard of such a thing. Uncle, Auntie, when you get married, do you have any decent betrothal gifts?”
Yang Qing smiled and said," I'm not afraid that everyone will laugh at me. His family is so poor that they don't have anything."”
"Don't talk nonsense. There was still a household appliance at that time!" Liu Xun denied, trying to save face.”
"There are household appliances?" Sun Zhouyi asked in surprise.”
"It's a flashlight," Liu Xun said.”
Many of the audience, especially those who were older, felt very emotional when they heard this because they had walked step by step like this back then.
The young people were also watching with great interest. Disregarding Liu Xun and Yang Qing's celebrity halos, these lines alone were worth watching.
At this moment, Sun Zhouyi also said emotionally,""Aiya, there's no decent betrothal gift, but look at the uncles and aunties. They've been through so many ups and downs for so many years, and they're living very well. I think it's just that they're as energetic as ever. It's worth us young people learning from them. They're role models for us to learn from!”
" Hmph!" Liu Xun snorted and tried to sabotage him." Don't learn from us. Our relationship has been in danger before."”
"In the past?" Sun Zhouyi asked in surprise.”
Liu Xun's expression turned serious as he said,"Now."”
"What's going on?" Sun Zhouyi was stunned.”
Liu Xun waved his hand and said,"After the reform, we built a two-story building." After the building was completed and there were more houses, she suddenly proposed to separate from me. She said that if she stayed in one house, it would not hinder her from learning a foreign language. After that, she talked about feelings. This thing is that distance produces beauty.
In the end, when I went upstairs, the distance was widened. The beauty was gone! You don't even call me properly when you're eating every day. When you're on the phone, you even say in a foreign language," Hello, the meal is ready. Come down!"””
The moment this humorous line was thrown out, everyone applauded like a wave.
Up until now, other than the dull beginning, this work had already caused the entire audience to burst into laughter. In terms of the reaction of the audience, it seemed to be no less than Liu Xun's classic work,"Selling Crutches"!
Even though it was a little lacking for the young man, he still laughed out loud. His laughter never stopped.
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