"Do you guys know that I'm actually very envious of the director? He has a skill that I especially admire.”
Li Mu sat on the chair and looked at the bullet screen of the audience in the live broadcast room on the tablet. He was still chatting non-stop.
"Uh, is it a director's skill? You're actually so impressed!”
"It's definitely not a director's skill. Otherwise, why would Li Mu say it now?”
"What kind of skill is that? How would we know?”
"Sigh, could it be that the director peed further away?”
"Hahahaha, you're killing me!”
"Oh my, looking at my husband at such a close distance and chatting with him is so tempting!”
"Yes, yes, I like it so much!”
"Hubby, hubby! Can you give me a kiss?”
The audience in the live broadcast room naturally cooperated and chatted with Li Mu. It was originally the hottest variety show, and now they could even chat with the guests. How could these fans not have a good chat!
The director, on the other hand, stared at Li Mu fiercely. Now that he heard Li Mu praising him, he was a little curious. He was not familiar with Li Mu, but he suddenly admired him. What was going on!
But thinking about it, it was understandable. As a director, he definitely had to have some face. Previously, he had offended him, so Li Mu could only obediently curry favor with him!
Therefore, the director was still in a good mood. After all, being criticized by Li Mu was also a live broadcast effect. If the effect was not good, he would definitely be angry. Now that the effect was really good, he would definitely be happy!
"This kid still has some EQ. Hmm, not bad, not bad!”
The director pricked up his ears and muttered softly.
On the other side, Li Mu looked at the dense bullet screen in the live broadcast room and smiled. He waved his hand and said repeatedly.
"Don't, don't, don't. I have a partner! You can't seduce me! Let's talk about what I admire most about the director!”
"I want a kiss!"
"That's right! And your online lover might be a big man who picks his feet!”
"Yeah, yeah, I'm a cute girl!”
"Hehehe! I'm an older sister! The kind with a good figure! Hubby, consider me!"
"Previous poster, all of you are also foot-picking macho men. What are you bragging about? In any case, the young ladies on the internet are all foot-picking macho men!”
"Hmph, look at my profile picture! In person!"
"F * ck, these legs are so beautiful. Hiss, they're too beautiful.”
"Disgusting. Isn't this the picture of that internet celebrity? It's a fake photo. I'm disgusted!”
"Hahaha, the internet is really scary!”
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room were spamming wave after wave. Li Mu was so dazzled that he could not continue the conversation even if he wanted to.
The main thing was that he couldn't answer that. He still had a partner, okay? How could he flirt with girls!
Therefore, Li Mu continued to speak.
"In the past, my mother took me out to play, but sometimes there was no place to pee. My mother would give me a mineral water bottle and let me pee in it! At that time, I really thought that my mother was very smart, but as I grew up, I couldn't be like this anymore! I feel very sad!"
"Hahaha, I've done it before! If you really don't have a place to pee when you go out to play, you can use a spring water bottle!”
"I have to say this, I'm still like this hahahaha!”
"Brother above, shake hands with me. Me too!”
"I really envy you guys, unlike us girls. Sigh, we can only hold it in!”
The audience in the live broadcast room was also laughing crazily. One by one, they said that they had done this kind of thing before. In fact, most people had done this kind of thing before!
However, there were also some people who were puzzled. What was going on? Weren't they talking about the director's skills? Why were they talking about this now?!
"Isn't it a director's skill? What does it have to do with peeing?”
"That's right, that's right. I didn't even react. Does this have anything to do with the director?”
Seeing this, Li Mu revealed a mysterious smile and said repeatedly.
"Those who are still peeing, don't leave. I admire you too! Do you know why? Because last night, I saw the director peeing in a mineral water bottle. Wow, I was shocked at that time. This skill is too amazing. You have to know that ever since I grew up, I couldn't pee. This bottle is really too small! That's why I really admire the director. Yes, and that brother just now!”
"Puhahahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
The staff present were actually very free in the morning, so they all listened to Li Mu's talk quietly.
Now that Li Mu said this, the experienced driver who could react immediately laughed out loud. Li Mu's words were obviously implying that the director was small!
Hahahaha!
This kind of thing had no harm without comparison. Once there was a comparison, the damage would be huge!
"Humph!"
The director suddenly stood up, his entire body emitting a murderous aura. He glared at everyone fiercely, scaring them so much that they did not dare to speak!
He glared at Li Mu again and was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, Li Mu moved the camera over and pointed at the director as he laughed.
"Hahahaha, look, our director is so angry. What should I do? He's probably going to beat me up. I feel like I'm going to be beaten up online! Brothers and sisters nearby, come and save me! Sigh, he's here, he's here! Do you guys feel the murderous aura coming from the director? He's so scary. Hey, wait, why did you go out? What are you doing out there? Director?"
The director couldn't stand Li Mu's stupidity anymore, so he slammed the door and walked out!
Li Mu was left standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face.
On the contrary, the viewers in the live streaming room were all laughing crazily.
"Hahahaha, awesome, awesome, you're courting death online!”
"This is hilarious. I suspect that you were driving, but I don't have any evidence!”
"I was wondering why I couldn't use a mineral water bottle to pee. So that's the problem.”
"Hahahaha, the guest who angered the director for the first time! Awesome!"
"Hiss, sob, what you mean is that your husband's is very big. Sob sob sob, I miss you a little!”
"I'm old too. Why don't you consider me?”
"You seem to be a fool. Maybe he took out something bigger than yours!”
"Hiss, this is a little scary!"
Meanwhile, several hot searches on Weibo began to slowly climb up.
Yearning for Life Director's strongest skill!
Li Mu's seemed to be very big!
The story of Li Mu and the mineral water bottle!
Anyway, Li Mu was on fire! The life I yearned for was also popular! Even the director was on fire. He had gained a lot of popularity early in the morning!
On the other hand, Li Mu laughed even more happily when he heard the system's voice in his mind!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 100 Pi Pi points!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 300 Pi Pi points!”
Ding!" Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Pi Pi point…"
However, he couldn't just piss the director off now. Li Mu looked in the direction the director left and shook his head. He said to the audience in the live broadcast room with a serious expression.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our director has run away from home! No, I have to catch this child! Why was he so disobedient! Just leave like that!"
With that, Li Mu also hurriedly chased after them!
"Hahahaha, the director ran away from home!”
"Show, too show!"
"Really show off! Awesome, Li Mu is too naughty!"
The audience in the live broadcast room was also crazy with joy by Li Mu's words. Meanwhile, the trending topic of the director running away from home slowly climbed up!
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