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2 Driving a tractor with one hand

Ten Years

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Lu Zhanbo sat beside Su Mingyang and took the initiative to greet him."Hello, my name is Zhanbo. I just came back from America.”

"Hello, my name is Su Mingyang." Su Mingyang raised his eyebrows and said mysteriously," Let me tell you a secret. I just came back from Mars.”

"Mars? Really?" Lu Zhanbo was surprised.

"I was just joking." Su Mingyang looked at Lu Zhanbo's expression and couldn't help but laugh.

"Uh, I knew it. How is that possible?”Lu Zhanbo heaved a sigh of relief and continued," Thank you for reminding me just now.”

"I'm fine." Su Mingyang smiled faintly." Oh right, let me remind you again. It's best if you put your hands or legs on the back of the chair in front of you.”

"Why?"

Lu Zhanbo had just finished speaking. The bus came to a sudden stop, causing his face to come into close contact with the back of the seat.

Immediately after, he saw a young and beautiful girl with delicate features get into the car in a hurry.

Su Mingyang recognized that it was Lin Wanyu.

After Lin Wanyu got into the car and swiped her card, she decisively walked towards their seats.

He directly stepped over Lu Zhanbo and crawled under Su Yangqiu's seat.

Su Yangqiu immediately trembled.

He looked down and saw that Lin Wanyu's hand and satchel were pressed against his vital parts.

I…

Lu Zhanbo, who was sitting next to him, didn't understand the situation. He was about to speak when the car suddenly braked again. His forehead was once again connected to the back of the seat.

[Why am I always the one getting hurt?] Lu Zhanbo wanted to cry.

At this moment, two men in black wearing sunglasses walked up and scanned the situation inside the car. They even walked inside.

"Why isn't the driver saying anything?"

Su Mingyang looked at the two bodyguards slowly approaching him and was very puzzled.

He remembered that when he got into the car outside the airport, the driver did not say anything to stop Lu Zhanbo's perverted behavior.

He didn't ask the two bodyguards to leave.

"Could it be that my intervention changed the plot?”

As Su Mingyang thought about it, he noticed that the driver looked scared when facing the two bodyguards. He was not as arrogant as he was in the TV series.

"This driver is actually so cowardly." Su Mingyang was speechless. Suddenly, the system's voice sounded in his mind.

Ding!" Mission announcement: Host, please think of a way to get the Lin family's bodyguards out of the car. After the mission is completed, you will receive a skill reward!”

"Sigh, looks like I still have to make a move.”

Su Mingyang sighed. When he saw that the two bodyguards were about to approach them and discover Lin Wanyu, he had an idea. He pointed out the window and shouted,

"Zhanbo, look, there's a long-haired beauty in blue opposite!”

"Where? Where?" When Lu Zhanbo heard that there was a beauty, he quickly looked out the window." I didn't see her."”

The two bodyguards subconsciously turned to look out the window.

"Sigh, she already ran over. I think this beauty is in a hurry to go to work.”Su Mingyang sighed and glanced at the two bodyguards.

The two bodyguards looked at each other and quickly ran out of the car and rushed across the road.

Su Mingyang looked at their disappearing figures and smiled.

The driver spat." Damn it, I thought it was the Black Society. I didn't expect it to be two poor people who can't afford to sit in a car."”

The car started up again.

"Beauty, come out. These two have left.”Su Mingyang looked at Lin Wanyu, who was trembling under him.

"Alright, it's fine. Thank you.”

Lin Wanyu heaved a sigh of relief. She raised her head to thank Su Mingyang and was about to stand up.

"Hiss ~" Su Mingyang suddenly gasped.

"Yes, are you alright? You don't have to hide here, do you?”Lin Wanyu stopped and asked in confusion.

"Your…hand…is pressing on me.”Su Mingyang pointed at his leg.

It turned out that Lin Wanyu's hand was placed between Su Mingyang's and naturally exerted force when she stood up.

It almost turned into a tragedy!

"Ha, I'm finally not the unlucky one.”

Lu Zhanbo felt a chill down his spine when he saw this scene. The scene of an egg being crushed appeared in his mind.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Lin Wanyu reacted and removed her hand awkwardly.

"Uhh." Su Mingyang regained his composure and laughed dryly. He turned to Zhanbo and said,"Zhanbo, go sit at the side. Otherwise, this beauty can't stand up."”

"Alright." Lu Zhanbo got up and sat at the back.

Su Mingyang quickly sat on Lu Zhanbo's seat, giving Lin Wanyu enough space to get up.

"Thank you so much for just now. Just call me Wanyu.”Lin Wanyu sat in Su Mingyang's original seat and reached out her hand to him.

"My name is Ming Yang." Su Mingyang smiled and reached out to shake hands.

"Ah, then we know each other." Lin Wanyu smiled sweetly.

"Hello, Wanyu. My name is Zhanbo." Lu Zhanbo, who was sitting at the back, stood up and greeted Lin Wanyu. He asked curiously,""Right, just now,

Who are those bad guys?"

"Them." Lin Wanyu tilted her head and thought for a moment before saying heavily,""They are bad people, very bad people!”

"F * ck!" Su Mingyang suddenly exclaimed.

"Ming Yang, what's wrong? You don't have to be so surprised, right?”Lin Wanyu's expression changed. She thought that her answer had frightened Su Mingyang.

"Yeah, they're just bad people. There will always be one or two of them in the world. Ming Yang, don't worry.”Lu Zhanbo patted Su Mingyang's shoulder.

"No, I just remembered something important.”Su Mingyang replied casually. The expression on his face was very interesting.

Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu were curious babies. They said in unison,""What is it?"

Su Mingyang didn't even think about it,"I'm not wearing pants."”

Lu Zhanbo was speechless.

Lin Wanyu was speechless.

Su Mingyang didn't care about their reactions. He summoned the system in his mind.

"System, come out and explain to me, what's with this single-handed tractor driving skill?”

It turned out that the system had just notified him that the mission had been completed and that he had obtained a random skill.

He was filled with joy and anticipation, but in the end, he was driving the tractor with one hand!

It even came with an agricultural pilot's license!

System: " Host, you're unlucky. You can't blame me."

"System, I'm not blaming you. I just think that you're such a lunatic. You even have such a skill. I think I'm starting to like you.”

Su Ming Yang liked things that were different from the rest.

System: " Host, it's good that you like skills, but you shouldn't have any thoughts about me."

"System, I understand. Humans have different paths, right?”Su Mingyang teased.

The System replied,"No, I just want to say that he's still a child!"

“……”

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