iPartment: Omnipotent Joke
44 Su Ming Yang’s dream!

Ten Years

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In the afternoon, at the bar downstairs.

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Meijia hasn't even put down the electric iron yet, and Lu Ziqiao fainted from shock. I heard from Meijia that he was paralyzed in bed the entire day and didn't dare to go out.”Hu Yifei sat in the booth and smiled.

"Mental trauma? The reason why Ziqiao didn't go out was because we forgot to untie the fly for him when we left, and Meijia deliberately didn't untie him.”Su Mingyang raised his eyebrows. This was what Guan Gu told him.

"Is that so?" Hu Yifei's smile froze. She tilted her head and thought about it. It seemed like that was indeed the case.

"Didn't that Ziqiao not eat for the whole day?”Lu Zhanbo interjected.

"Zhanbo, your focus is always so strange.”Su Mingyang smiled.

At this moment, Lin Wanyu walked over with a smile on her face. She seemed to be in a good mood.

"Wanyu, how was the interview?" Hu Yifei asked with a smile.

"Yifei, you should ask Wanyu if she succeeded in the interview.”Su Mingyang joked.

He still remembered that Lin Wanyu had gone for an interview the day before yesterday, but she had missed it because of a survey.

"What happened?" Hu Yifei was confused.

"Aiya, Ming Yang was just an accident. Don't mention it.”Lin Wanyu blushed." My interview went quite smoothly today.”

"Oh, that's not bad." Su Mingyang gave Lin Wanyu a look of approval.

"Yes, yes." Lin Wanyu's eyes curved into crescents as she sat down in the booth.

"Does the examiner like you? How is his attitude towards you?" Lu Zhanbo asked curiously.

"I can't tell. I feel like they're stunned by me and can't even close their mouths!”Lin Wanyu tilted her head and smiled smugly.

"Sigh, I told you, beautiful women are invincible!”Hu Yifei grinned and leaned forward." Tell me, how did you do it?”

"They asked me what my dreams were, and I said I wanted to own a small house!”

Su Mingyang's mouth twitched. Wanyu, do you still need a house?

Lu Zhanbo was also a little speechless. He clapped his hands and said,""Wow! What a shocking dream!"

"Maybe my house is different from others.”Lin Wanyu's eyes drifted upwards and she fell into a fantasy.

"My ideal house! The roof was filled with almond candy, the chimney was filled with roast pork rolls, the bed was filled with honey and red date cakes, the pillow was filled with crystal shrimp dumplings, the rain was filled with raisins, the snow was filled with lollipops, the soup dumplings could be seen everywhere outside the house, the river was filled with century egg and lean meat porridge, and the river was filled with cooked meat. When I snorted, they automatically lined up and jumped into my mouth. The clouds in the sky were cotton candy, and the stones on the ground were braised pork.”

The more Lin Wanyu spoke, the more excited she became. She completely didn't notice that Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo were already petrified on the spot.

Su Mingyang didn't have much of a psychological fluctuation. This was completely in line with Lin Wanyu's image as a naive young lady.

"Haha, at that time, the examiner's expression was exactly the same as Fei Fei and Zhan Bo.”Lin Wanyu said excitedly," Do you also think that my dream is very good?”

Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo looked at each other and were speechless for a moment.

"Not bad, not bad." Su Mingyang said.

"Hehe." Seeing that Su Mingyang agreed, Lin Wanyu was delighted. She thought for a while and asked,"Right, Ming Yang, what's your dream?”

"My dream?" Su Mingyang supported his chin with his hand and thought for a while. He smiled and said,"My dream is to own a small house.”

"Ah, really?" Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up and she was very excited.

Su Ming Yang nodded.

"There are all kinds of food inside?" Hu Yifei pursed her lips.

“NO,NO,NO。”Su Mingyang stretched out his index finger and shook it twice.

"What's that?" Lu Zhanbo was curious.

Su Mingyang cleared his throat and joked," My ideal house is different from Wanyu's. It's an ordinary villa, but there are all kinds of beautiful girls in it. They wear all kinds of clothes. When I wake up, there will be girls helping me put on my clothes. When I get out of bed, there will be girls helping me brush my teeth and wash my face. When I eat, there will be girls feeding me. When I take a shower, there will be girls helping me scrub my back. When I'm tired, there will be girls helping me massage my shoulders. When I sleep, there will be girls helping me warm my bed. When I have nothing to do, I'll just snort and those girls will take the initiative to play games with me…"

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei and the other two widened their eyes and mouths. They were completely fossilized.

"What about my dreams?" Su Mingyang raised his eyebrows and looked at the three of them.

"Uh, it's alright." Lin Wanyu smiled awkwardly and felt a little disappointed.

"I said, Ming Yang, is this the ideal of all men?”Hu Yifei narrowed her eyes and asked.

"It should be." Su Mingyang spread his hands.

"Who said that? I'm not!" Lu Zhanbo mustered his courage and retorted," My dream is to become an autobot!”

" Not bad. Zhanbo, your dream is very…very…" Hu Yifei patted Lu Zhanbo's shoulder, unable to find the right words to describe it.

"Very pure!" Su Mingyang continued.

Hu Yifei was speechless.

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