"Lalala ~"
On the tractor, Lin Wanyu hummed a tune happily.
"Daughter, you learned this from me, right?”The uncle laughed.
"Ah, uncle, you know how to do it too?" Lin Wanyu asked in surprise.
The uncle gestured with his left hand and said seriously,""Our chickens are like this. The movements of the chicken feet are the same as yours. One lift and one release, one lift and one release, and that squeezing movement.”
Lu Minbo looked at the two of them speechlessly.
Su Mingyang, who was driving, burst out laughing at the uncle's enchanting accent.
"Uncle, you're so funny." Lin Wanyu smiled and said," Then you're the founder of HIP-hop.”
"What, kill someone? I drive a tractor very slowly and have never killed anyone.”The uncle quickly denied it. He pointed at Su Mingyang and said,"But I'll know if this young man has killed anyone.”
Su Mingyang found the first half of the uncle's words funny, but the second half almost choked him to death.
"Uncle, don't talk nonsense. I've never killed anyone before.”
"Hahaha." Lin Wanyu smiled beautifully.
Lu Zhanbo couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Young man, I was just joking." The uncle was amused.
At this moment, a car sped past.
"What car is so fast?"
Lu Zhanbo exclaimed. As soon as he finished speaking, a smear of liquid landed on his face!
"What is it?"
Lu Zhanbo wiped it with his hand in confusion and sniffed it. It was actually thick phlegm!
His stomach churned and he almost vomited. I #￥ %@*…
"BMW, BMW!" Lin Wanyu shouted and turned to look at Lu Zhanbo. She said with a cold expression," Ah, Zhanbo, what's that yellow on your face? So disgusting!"
"This seems to be the phlegm they spit.”Lu Zhanbo wiped his face clean. He wanted to cry but had no tears." This person is too immoral. Not only did he drive so fast, he even spat everywhere!”
"Hey, so what if you're driving so fast? You even spat? Your quality is too low!" Lin Wanyu shouted in dissatisfaction.
"That's right, I'm in a hurry to reincarnate!" The uncle was also a little angry.
"Ming Yang, speed up and catch up!" Lin Wanyu patted Su Mingyang's shoulder.
Lu Zhanbo was shocked by her words." No way, Wanyu. This is a tractor. Forget it."”
"It's okay. Watch me." The corners of Su Mingyang's mouth curled up, and his blood surged." It's time to show my real skills! Wanyu, hold me tight. Uncle Zhanbo, hold the armrest tightly!”
After saying that, he stepped on the accelerator to the maximum, with the BUFF.
The tractor's original maximum speed of less than 50 kilometers per hour had directly increased to 200! In an instant, he shot out like a furious beast!
"Wuwuwu ~" Feeling the speed of his movement, Lin Wanyu hugged Su Mingyang's waist tightly and vented loudly!
Lu Zhanbo's face was distorted by the wind. He was so shocked by this speed that he doubted his life."Wanyu, you're right. So this is a go-kart that looks like a tractor!”
"Is this really my tractor?" The uncle was also Spartan.
To be honest, Su Mingyang did not expect his speed to be so fast.
As expected, the system's products were indeed top-notch.
There was nothing wrong with this single-handed tractor driving skill!
Finally, Su Mingyang drove the tractor and caught up with the BMW.
"Ming Yang, you're amazing. You really caught up to them.”Lin Wanyu was extremely excited. She shouted at the BMW," You guys are driving so fast. Are you rushing to reincarnate?!"!!”
"That's right. Don't you know who I am?”Su Mingyang raised his eyebrows.
There were two men sitting in the BMW.
The bald man in the passenger seat heard the shouts outside the car. He turned around and his heart skipped a beat.
Am I hallucinating?
Was this the tractor from earlier?
Our current speed is close to 200 yards!
"Brother Long, look, that tractor just caught up to us!”
"Qiang Zi, even if you're joking, you have to have logic. Do you think I'll fall for your trick?”Brother Long smiled disdainfully.
However, when he accidentally glanced at the scene outside the car, his eyes instantly widened and his mouth opened wide, as if he could fit a cow in it!
He saw a tractor running parallel to him. The man driving the tractor was holding the steering wheel with his left hand, giving him a thumbs up with his right hand, and then turning his head down.
He, the dignified Brother Long, was actually despised by a tractor driver!
Just as Brother Long was thinking about how to fight back, he suddenly heard a loud shout.
"F * ck, Brother Long, brake!”
It turned out that just as Brother Long was in a daze, the direction of the car changed. It looked like it was about to hit the bar and fall into the sea.
Brother Long reacted and braked immediately. With a dragon tail swing, he avoided falling into the sea.
Unfortunately, the car still hit the bar. Black smoke rose and half of the car was suspended in the air.
An unusually pungent liquid flowed out from the bodies of Bald Brother Long and the other man at the same time!
Looking at this scene, Su Mingyang and the others felt very relieved.
The speed of the tractor gradually slowed down under Su Mingyang's superb driving skills.
"How is it, Zhanbo? I've avenged you. Are you satisfied?”Su Mingyang smiled.
"Satisfied, satisfied." Lu Zhanbo's mouth was trembling, his heart was beating wildly, and his mind was blank.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What did I just experience?
"I really love you to death, Ming Yang. It was so satisfying just now. Who asked them to drive so fast?”Lin Wanyu smiled.
The uncle gave Su Mingyang a thumbs up."Young man, I've been driving a tractor for most of my life, and I've never been as excited as today. Just from what you did just now, my life has not been in vain.”
"Haha." Su Mingyang also felt very excited.
This was the first time he had been so impudent in his two lives.
This single-handed tractor driving skill was really amazing!
The tractor soon reached the city. Su Mingyang returned the tractor to the uncle. The three of them even gave the uncle 300 yuan as a token of gratitude.
At first, the uncle insisted on not accepting it, but he could not bear the three people's coaxing and could only accept it.
After parting with the uncle.
Su Mingyang and the other two hailed a taxi and went straight to the wedding venue.
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