iPartment: Omnipotent Joke
48 Little Black was about to appear!

Ten Years

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"Ming Yang, how do I make the fish soup white? Teach me later.”As Chen Meijia spoke, she lifted the lid of the pot. Her expression changed drastically, and then she screamed,"Ah! Where's my fish?"

Su Mingyang's eardrums were almost pierced. He said unhappily,"Hey, Mika, are you sure you put the fish here and not in the river?”

"Of course! I remember it clearly. It's in the pot!" Chen Meijia said confidently.

"Then why is it gone?" Su Mingyang was skeptical.

There was not even a fish bone in the pot, let alone fish.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao walked out of the room in high spirits.

"Ziqiao, you're in a good mood. How does it feel to be trapped in bed for a day?”Su Mingyang teased.

Lu Ziqiao's face twitched imperceptibly. He smiled and said,"Very good. It's all thanks to you guys forgetting to untie the rope that I can quietly think about life and figure out the direction of my life from now on.”

"Not bad, Ziqiao." Su Mingyang admired this guy for having such a good attitude.

"Tsk, what are you bragging about? You're still thinking about life. I don't know who was crying and begging me to untie the rope just now.”Chen Meijia rolled her eyes in disdain.

Lu Ziqiao's expression turned awkward. In order to avoid embarrassment, he said passionately,"I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm going to realize the value of my life-to illuminate the path ahead for the majority of women!”

With that, he walked out of the door.

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes. He was more like a scourge to women.

Chen Meijia remembered her fish and immediately stopped him. She questioned,"Wait, Lu Ziqiao, where are the fish I put here?”

"What? Is that a fish?" Lu Ziqiao pretended to be dumb and gestured." I thought it was a monster. It's so big."”

Hearing this, Chen Meijia's heart sank."What did you do to it?"

"Nothing…burp ~" Lu Ziqiao said and burped.

Seeing this, Chen Meijia immediately guessed that Lu Ziqiao had eaten her fish. Her eyes were about to spit fire as she said angrily,"Alright, return my fish. This is for Guan Gu's brain!”

"Isn't it just a fish?" Lu Ziqiao shrugged.

"That's easy for you to say. If you have the ability, turn into a fish and I'll cook you right now!”

Guan Gu's mind was disrupted by the two's argument. He advised,"Hey, stop arguing. It's okay. I'm not very particular.”

"Look, Guan Gu has already said it. That's all. I'll leave first.”Lu Ziqiao wanted to slip away.

Chen Meijia immediately closed the door and said,"No! Guan Gu is doing a very great cause, so this is not only a fish, but also related to Guan Gu's wisdom and my trip to Europe!”

"What are you talking about? Isn't it just a fish? How did it have to do with Guan Gu's intelligence!”Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.

"Give me back my fish!"

Seeing that the two of them were entangled, Su Mingyang became the peacemaker."Ziqiao, this is your fault. I think you should pay Meijia back. If it wasn't for Meijia, Yifei would have pressed two marks on your bear mouth this morning.”

Lu Ziqiao thought about it and felt a little ashamed." How about this, Mika? I'll go to the market and buy a few for you.”

Chen Meijia shook her head angrily. Xiao Hei brought this for me from Dianshan Lake. It's wild. How can it compare to the ones bought from the market? Why didn't you say that you were going to help me catch one?”

"Meijia, don't make things difficult for Ziqiao.”Su Mingyang smiled.

"It's quite difficult for him. He knows how to hook up with pretty girls. He doesn't even know how to hold a fishing rod." Chen Meijia said sarcastically.

"Hey! Who said I don't know how to do it!" Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao was a little unconvinced." I often do these leisure activities.”

"Is that so? Young Master Lu, can you help me catch one if you have the ability?”Chen Meijia rolled her eyes in disdain.

"I often catch this kind of fish. Isn't it Dianshan Lake? What if I catch it?”Lu Ziqiao said confidently.

"I'll buy everything I catch. It's 100 yuan per catty.”Chen Meijia was certain that Lu Ziqiao would not be able to catch it, so she made a bet.

"Don't go back on your word.”Lu Ziqiao immediately agreed.

"Of course." Chen Meijia nodded.

"I say, Mika, are you stupid?”Su Mingyang couldn't help but laugh.

"What's wrong?" Chen Meijia was a little confused.

"If Zi Qiao catches you, you have to pay and you'll lose face. If Zi Qiao doesn't catch you, you'll only lose face. Do you think Zi Qiao's face is worth anything?”Su Mingyang raised his eyebrows.

"Of course not! His face was no different from cow dung on the ground.”Chen Meijia said disdainfully.

"Chen Meijia, you!" Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao was furious.

"Then that's it." Su Mingyang smiled.

"Oh, I understand." Chen Meijia's mind turned and she said to Lu Ziqiao,"Lu Ziqiao, how much will you give me if you don't catch it?”

Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment,"I'll give you a hundred too."”

"A hundred?" Chen Meijia frowned." I'm paying 100 yuan for one. Are you trying to get rid of a beggar?!"”

"Then how much do you want?" Lu Ziqiao said unhappily.

"500, do you dare to bet?" Chen Meijia smiled.

"Alright, I'll definitely catch it anyway, and it won't be just one. When the time comes, you'll just have to wait to bleed.”Lu Ziqiao's lips curled into a confident smile.

"Alright, if there's nothing else, I'll go back. Ziqiao, you go fish slowly.”

Su Mingyang wanted to run away after stirring up trouble, but Chen Meijia stopped him."Ming Yang, if you have nothing else to do, go with Lu Ziqiao.”

"Why should I follow?" Su Mingyang's lips twitched.

Chen Meijia glanced at Lu Ziqiao." Help me keep an eye on him. What if he goes to the market and buys a few to fool me?"”

"Ha, Mika, you've become smarter again.”Su Mingyang teased.

Chen Meijia pursed her lips.

When Lu Ziqiao heard Chen Meijia's words, he was very unhappy."Chen Meijia, you can question my ability, but you can't insult my character.”

"Humph! What do you think?" Chen Meijia looked up disdainfully.

"Okay, okay, okay. Let Ming Yang accompany me, okay?”Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to agree.

"That's more like it." Chen Meijia smiled triumphantly.

"Wait, I haven't agreed yet." Su Mingyang was speechless.

"Aiya, Ming Yang, just go with me. I beg you, just treat it as a distraction.”Chen Meijia shook Su Mingyang's arm and started acting cute.

"That's right, Ming Yang. You should come with me, lest Chen Meijia doesn't believe me and affect my income.”Lu Ziqiao placed his hand on Su Mingyang's shoulder." Oh right, I'll introduce you to a new friend. You'll definitely be interested in Little Black downstairs.”

"Alright, I'll go." Su Mingyang nodded in agreement. It was mainly because the little black that Lu Ziqiao mentioned attracted him.

This character had never shown his face in the TV series for four consecutive seasons. He was the most mysterious man in iPartment, and at the same time, he was omnipotent. He was simply a bug-level existence.

Now that he could finally see this guy's true colors, Su Mingyang was looking forward to it.

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