iPartment: Omnipotent Joke
50 All I catch are female fish!

Ten Years

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What scientific experiment?" Little Black was excited when he heard this.

"Oh, nothing." Lu Ziqiao laughed guiltily.

Hearing this, Blackie did not ask any more questions.

Su Mingyang held back his laughter and didn't say anything.

Two hours later, they finally arrived at Dianshan Lake.

The three of them got out of the car. Blackie opened the trunk and took out three sets of fishing rods and bait.

Lu Ziqiao took the fishing rod and asked,"Little Black, where's the bucket?"”

"Bucket? Oh my, I forgot to bring it." Blackie shrugged.

"Damn, he didn't bring such an important thing!”Lu Ziqiao raised his hand and slapped his forehead, feeling a little annoyed.

"What's the rush, Ziqiao? It's not even certain if you can catch it.”Su Mingyang 'consoled' her.

"Who said we can't catch it? Ming Yang, just watch.”Lu Ziqiao said confidently. He found a seat and sat down. After setting the bait, he threw the hook into the water and waited.

Su Ming Yang wasn't very interested in fishing. He sat beside Zi Qiao and casually fished a few times. After fishing, he put the fishing rod aside and lay dead on the grass.

Little Black was quite focused. After throwing the hook, it stared at the lake without moving.

The three of them did not speak, but within a few minutes, Lu Ziqiao could not hold it in anymore. He walked around and changed his position frequently.

"The feng shui here is bad.”

"This place clashes with my birth characters. Let's go there and take a look.”

"The water here is too deep. There are no fish."

"The water here is too shallow, and there are no fish.”

"The fish here are probably dead.”

……

In just an hour, Lu Ziqiao had wandered back and forth several times.

Su Mingyang couldn't stand it anymore." I say, Ziqiao, can you stop? You won't be able to catch a single fish in a year if you keep fishing like this. Look at Little Black. He's so patient. Learn from him."”

"That's right." Little Black turned around and smiled at Su Mingyang.

"I have no choice. I have to find a good seat.”Lu Ziqiao was not convinced." No matter how patient Little Black is, he still didn't catch a single one."”

Little Black's smile froze, and his face was filled with black lines.

"Sigh, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have accompanied you. It's a waste of time.”

Su Mingyang sighed helplessly. He got up and was about to get into the car to cool down when the fishing rod at the side suddenly bent into a curve.

"F * ck, there's fish." Su Mingyang reacted and quickly hung up.

Soon, he dragged a dark fish that weighed about one jin to the shore.

"Not bad, Ming Yang. You caught one so quickly.”Blackie praised.

"Haha, it's alright." With the harvest, Su Mingyang's mood improved a lot. His interest in fishing also rose.

"Awesome." Lu Ziqiao's face was full of envy. His mind spun as he discussed,"Ming Yang, I think your position has good feng shui. Why don't you give it to me and I'll fish here?”

"Is fishing related to Feng Shui?" Su Mingyang rolled his eyes.

"Ming Yang, just give it to me. When I catch it, I'll give you half of the money Meijia gave me, okay?”Lu Ziqiao tempted.

"Okay, okay, okay. I'll give it to you, okay?”Su Mingyang agreed.

It wasn't that she was greedy for the few dollars, but she didn't want to listen to his nagging.

“Yes!”Lu Ziqiao's confidence increased greatly." Ming Yang, just watch!”

Su Mingyang's mouth twitched. He took the fishing rod and the spoils of war and sat down not far away to fish.

Lu Ziqiao sat in his original seat.

After a while, a fish also took the bait on Little Black's side. It was a palm-sized carp.

"Little Black is not bad. You can do it." Su Mingyang smiled.

"Yes, yes." Little Black was all smiles. Although the fish was a little small and couldn't be compared to Su Ming Yang's, it was better than a certain someone who was scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously because he didn't catch any fish.

"F * ck, what's going on? You all caught one, but I didn't! Looks like the feng shui here isn't good." Lu Ziqiao's forehead was covered in sweat. He picked up a stone and threw it into the lake to vent his dissatisfaction.

"Sigh, Ziqiao, I advise you to give up. Just give Meijia 500 yuan. Don't be so anxious that you'll get sick.”Su Ming Yang advised.

"Impossible, I won't admit defeat. Not only do I want to earn Mika's money, but I also want her to submit to me!”Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth.

"Ziqiao, you're usually so carefree, but I didn't expect you to be so ambitious.”Little Black already knew about the bet between the two of them. At this moment, he was somewhat impressed by Lu Ziqiao.

"Yes, I am." Su Mingyang was also surprised.

"Hehe, of course." Lu Ziqiao was a little smug." Lu Bu among men is like a red rabbit among horses. How can I, Lu Ziqiao, be defeated by a woman!?"”

"Heh, you're panting after praising you a little.”

Su Mingyang shook his head. At this moment, another fish took the bait. He pulled it up and saw that it was a golden carp. It was about two catties. It was the most suitable for making sweet and sour carp.

Su Mingyang raised his eyebrows at Lu Ziqiao."Ziqiao, you can do it!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Little Black's excited voice sounded,"I got another one too. Not bad!”

" F * ck..." The two people's words caused a critical hit to Lu Ziqiao. He was so angry that he cursed.

"Ziqiao, don't rush. Take it slow." Su Mingyang smiled.

"How can I not be anxious? Why can both of you catch it, but I can't?”Lu Ziqiao looked bitter.

"Little Black is good at fishing, of course he can catch it.”

"What about you?"

"Me," Su Ming Yang thought about it and smiled." Maybe it's because I'm more handsome. Isn't there a saying that goes like this? The fish sink and the geese fall. The fish I catch should all be female.”

" Pfft!" Little Black almost spat out his rice.

"Ming Yang, I couldn't tell that your skin is thicker than mine.”Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and asked in confusion,"But I'm not bad looking either. Why can't I catch it?"

"You're not bad looking, but that depends on who you're competing with. With me here, those fish will definitely not be willing to fall for your bait.”Su Mingyang joked.

Lu Ziqiao was speechless.

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