Shen Lang went to the washroom.
He realized that Lu Ziqiao seemed to have been stimulated by something. His face was pale and his eyes were dull. He looked at the mirror and kept talking to himself.
It was as if he had seen a terrifying illusion.
"Did you see that? The toilet…the toilet is full of people!”
Lu Ziqiao grabbed Shen Lang's hand and panted heavily.
"I say, Ziqiao, if you're afraid of marriage, then so be it. You don't have to pretend to be crazy, right?”
Shen Lang looked at him with disdain.
He had transmigrated into a comedy, not a horror movie.
How could there be ghosts?
"No, I can't! I'm not pretending to be crazy! You used to be a playboy like me, so you should know about the breakup curse of an ex, right?”
Lu Ziqiao looked at Shen Lang expectantly, hoping that he could resonate with him.
However, Shen Lang shook his head.
"Curse? Why curse? I remember that my dozens of ex-husbands all said that they wanted to wish me happiness when they broke up.”
"Huh?"
Lu Ziqiao was speechless.
"This isn't fair! Why didn't those girls curse you after you broke up?!”
"No, not all of them. If you insist, there have been a few times.”
"I knew it…"
"For example, when a girl broke up, she said,'I curse you that the girls you find in the future will be better than me! I curse you to be happy for the rest of your life…"
"Are you sure this is a curse?"
Lu Ziqiao asked speechlessly.
"Who knows? Didn't the new human beings like to be sarcastic nowadays?”
Shen Lang spread his hands.
"But why didn't they curse you? I remember that you were even more overboard than me back in the Bay of Hainan! He had slept with four to five women in one night!”
"Are you better at hiding it?" Lu Ziqiao said unwillingly.”
"I've always been magnanimous. Do I look like such a hypocrite?”
Shen Lang frowned.
Lu Ziqiao nodded decisively and said,"Forget it. You're magnanimous and unrestrained! Tell me honestly, how did you avoid those curses!”
"If I had to say it, it might be because of my charisma.”
Shen Lang said.
After Lu Ziqiao heard this, he had a suspicious look on his face, as if he was teasing him.
We've already broken up. Who cares about your charisma?
Could it be because you look especially handsome when you dump her?
Or is it because you look especially cool when you're a playboy?
Wasn't this bullsh * t?
Seeing that Lu Ziqiao did not believe him, Shen Lang could only add,""Plus a little financial compensation.”
"How much is a little?"
Lu Ziqiao asked.
" Not much…I remember my first girlfriend, I gave her a yacht. My second girlfriend, I gave her a Lamborghini Pink Star. My third girlfriend, because it was too rushed, I didn't have time to prepare, so I directly transferred ten million to her card…"
"You call this a little?"
Lu Ziqiao's face was full of envy and jealousy.
Now, he understood why Shen Lang's girlfriend broke up with him with a smile…
"Alright, after chatting for so long, your mood should be much more relaxed. The hallucinogenic effect of the mushrooms should not affect you anymore.”
Shen Lang suddenly said.
"Mushroom? Hallucinogenic effect? What do you mean?"
Lu Ziqiao was a little dumbfounded, but when he looked around, his hallucination had indeed disappeared.
"I asked Sister Yifei just now. The Egg-Fried Rice for lunch today was added with mushrooms from the Alxa Desert, and those mushrooms only have a shelf life of three days. That's why you're so abnormal today.”
Shen Lang explained.
"Are you saying that my hallucinations are all because of food poisoning?”
Lu Ziqiao said.
" Not entirely. After all, it's a non-toxic mushroom. Even if it's expired, it won't directly cause hallucinogenic reactions. It will only raise one's blood pressure, make one tense, and increase one's heart rate…"
Shen Lang shook his head and said,""The root cause of the hallucinations is that you haven't completely let go of your heart.”
"I know that you're worried that posting your wedding photo on your WeChat Moments will completely destroy your image as a single person and cut off your free life. From then on, you'll bid farewell to your licentious life and step into the identity of a 'father'.”
" The sudden sense of responsibility has you at a loss. At the same time, you're afraid that your ex-girlfriends will really take revenge. In the end, you have too many worries and haven't completely let go…"
" If you can really let go and take on the responsibility of being the head of the family, the so-called illusions and demons will naturally collapse on their own.”
In the end, Shen Lang patted Lu Ziqiao's shoulder.
"Think about the love between you and Mika. If you really can't do it, prepare for a few more days. Wash your face and calm down. I'll wait for you outside first.”
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