There was a salted fish in the Primordial World, a fish that specialized in stealing for a living.
Ding, the Great Dao System has been successfully activated…Ding, the Great Dao Altar has been successfully activated.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for stealing the Sky-Devouring Demon Technique.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for stealing five billion merit points.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for stealing a loli.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for stealing a piece of underwear.
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The Queen Mother of the West said,"You lecher, how should I teach you a lesson?"
Dark Emperor,"Where is this? I’ll bite you to death."
Little Nan Nan: Big brother, give me something to eat.
Zhunti,"Senior Brother, why is this Auspicious Cloud of Merit thinner?"
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[Mission Hint 1: Teach the original Kun Peng Daoist a lesson and let him know why flowers are so red. Reward: 1,000 chances to steal.]
[Wound Hint 2: The host will admit defeat and pretend to ignore the Kun Peng’s insults.] Reward: 100 chances to steal.
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[Great Dao Altar: After sacrificing so many Numinous Treasures and Mystical Materials, finally…]