Many people present laughed after hearing this.
"Is this the source of the recent popularity on the Internet?”
"This Zen Master is quite interesting. He's quite popular, unlike the Zen Masters in the stories of Tang Sanzang, who are fake.”
Li Shimin was secretly laughing at the side, feeling very uncomfortable.
Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment before he said,"Then I'll tell you another story. This time, Buddha has made a contribution."”
"There was one time when Shi Zun went out and happened to encounter a hungry eagle chasing a poor pigeon.
The pigeon said to the eagle,"Let me go!" If you miss me, there will be another one, but I only want this one life.”
"I know what you're saying, but I'm starving." It's not easy for everyone to survive in this world. I won't chase after you until I'm forced to a dead end.”
When Shi Zun heard this, his heart was filled with compassion. He reached out to hold the pigeon and hid it in his arms.
Old Eagle was furious and argued with Shi Zun."Shizun, you are so merciful. You saved this pigeon's life, but do you have the heart to watch me starve to death?”
"I don't want you to hurt this innocent pigeon, but I don't want you to starve to death." As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will?”
Thus, Shi Zun took out a scale. On one side, he placed the pigeon, and on the other side, he placed the meat that he had cut off from his body.
Although the pigeon looked small, no matter how the Blessed One cut it or how much meat he cut, he could not lift its weight.
When the Blessed One cut off the last piece of flesh, the scales were finally even.
The weather changed. The true Buddha was born.”
After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he put his palms together and said," Only by knowing how to contribute can you gain something. Amitabha."”
Ye Tong raised his head." Elder Tang, you're wrong. I also have a story to tell you."”
Tang Sanzang frowned." Don't make up stories, benefactor. How about a real story?"”
Ye Tong: " Don't worry, don't worry. My story is more familiar than yours."”
"Please speak." Tang Sanzang relaxed his brows. You can still talk about flowers?
Ye Tong said,"The young man asked the Zen master,"I have goals, opinions, ambition, honesty, integrity, and talent. Why haven't I found a partner yet?”The Zen Master brought him to the courtyard without saying a word. A few plum trees were silently releasing fragrance. " The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold…" The young man was very touched."Master! Are you trying to tell me that as long as I keep working hard, I can get what I want?”The Zen Master shook his head.””
The crowd burst into laughter.
"If you don't have money, what are you talking about!"
"Haha, shop owner Ye is indeed interesting.”
"As expected of True Immortal Ye. His story is much more interesting than the monk's.”
Ye Tong smiled." Elder Tang, don't investigate. The temples of the Tang Empire all collect incense money. They collect money first and then do things. Sometimes, even if they receive money, they don't necessarily do things."”
Tang Sanzang frowned.
Immediately, Tang Sanzang, who was relaxing his brows, said,""Buddha is not asking for incense money, but to tell everyone a truth.”
"Oh?"
Tang Sanzang: " What Buddha tells everyone is not to pray to Buddha for anything. Sometimes, cultivation is also your own business. Therefore, the rules of incense offerings were set so that everyone would understand that they should not pray to Buddha for every small matter.”
Ye Tong laughed,"I have another story. The young monk asked the old monk who was meditating,"Master, where is compassion?"”
The old monk raised his right hand and pointed at the door. He closed his eyes and said nothing.
The young monk had an epiphany-it turned out that all living things in the world, whether it was high officials, nobles, peddlers, or even flowers, birds, insects, fish, grass, and trees, had compassion everywhere.
The old monk saw that the little monk was standing there without moving and said,""On the table outside the door, the white one is the porcelain cup!””
After telling the story, Ye Tong shrugged.”
Tang Sanzang's face turned red and he looked like he was about to curse.
Ye Tong put her palms together." I'm just joking, I'm just joking. I don't think Buddha will blame me for this little joke, right?"”
Tang Sanzang's heart was on the verge of collapse,[I must convert this stubborn stone in my life!]
A loud voice came from outside.""Shopkeeper Ye, can you tell two more jokes about Buddha?”
In the crowd, Cheng Chusi slapped Cheng Chuliang's head."You bastard, if someone sees you later, be careful that your father will beat you up.”
"Hehehe, it doesn't matter."”
"It doesn't matter if you get beaten up. Don't implicate me.”
In the front row of the Aquatic Spiritual Conference, Zen Master Jinguang hurried forward.""The Water and Land Spiritual Conference is a grand occasion for Buddhist people to gather and preach. It's already a great honor for us that shop owner Ye can come and participate.”
"Alright, alright." Ye Tong shrugged.
Was this considered over?
Someone had packaged a few of Ye Tong's short stories and posted them on the forum.
Now, the number of online users had exceeded 200,000, and it was heading towards the 500,000 mark.
More than half of them were immortal cultivators, big shots of the Primordial World, and gods and Buddhas.
Upon seeing these funny jokes, some people immediately imitated the format of Ye Tong's jokes and compiled all kinds of stories about Buddha and Zen Master.
In a short period of time, it was the Renaissance.
The forum was full of jokes about playing Chan Ji.
It was mainly focused on money and love.
When night fell, everyone suddenly realized that the Mausoleum of Deities and Demons had suddenly updated fifty chapters. Ye Tong's single chapter described how she was preparing to transcend her tribulation recently. She had updated it for a period of time and made up for it all at once.
I also have a Fire-tipped Spear,"Shop Owner Ye, why don't you go through a few more tribulations?”
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