The Jade Emperor sat in front of the table, shaking his head left and right. One of his eyes was slightly narrowed, while the other was staring at the cup.
He pinched the middle finger of his right hand and was about to flick the cup.
He was still looking for an angle.
Fire Lord walked into the hall and saw the Jade Emperor flick his finger."I told you not to update!"
The cup flew down, but it didn't fall to the ground. Instead, it pierced through the ground of the Heavenly Palace and fell straight into the mortal world.
Fire Lord turned around to look at the cup, then turned back.""Your Majesty."
Jade Emperor: " I'm tired. The Queen Mother is still playing games with me. Go to the Moon Palace and tell Chang'e to team up with the Queen Mother."”
"Yes, Your Majesty."
……
Ye Tong, who was playing a game, was just about to start a new game when she felt a sharp aura.
A large hole appeared on the roof of the Heavenly Sword Villa. A sharp saber descended from the sky and landed in front of Ye Tong.
"Kacha."
The ground was three feet deep.
Ye Tong shivered and cursed,""Who the f * ck is so unethical?”
"Bang!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a jade stone bed fell down.
Soon after, cups, mirrors, sticks, seals, and a bunch of other things fell down.
Ye Tong hugged her head and hid at the side. Who did I offend?
Everything fell in front of her, except for a cup that hit Ye Tong's forehead.
Ye Tong picked up the cup in a daze.”
"What's wrong?" Ji Yunxiang walked in.”
Ye Tong: " Someone threw trash at me. Look at the bump on my head."”
Ji Yunxiang looked at the cup." This cup is called the Nine Dragon Gilded Gold Beaded Cup. It's a peak Postnatal spirit treasure. It seems to be…used by the Jade Emperor to drink.”
Ye Tong was stunned for a moment.”
Ji Yunxiang looked at the pile of things in front of her."This bed of profound jade was bestowed upon the second human king, Xia Qi, by Mother Nuwa. Sleeping on it will speed up your cultivation.”
"This broadsword seems to be the weapon that Zhenwu Great Emperor used to carry with him.”
"This seal is Emperor Dong Hua's replica of the Heaven Flipping Seal. It's also a peak Postnatal spirit treasure.”
"This mirror is…"
After Ji Yunxiang introduced them one by one, Ye Tong was stunned."Damn, these immortals are so rich. Why are they using peak Postnatal spirit treasures to smash me?”
Ji Yunxiang opened her phone and saw a message from someone called Ji Yunyue: "Father said that if that Ye Tong doesn't update, he will smash him with the Imperial Dragon Carriage.”
Ye Tong lowered her head. Indeed, there was an Imperial Dragon Carriage that the Yellow Emperor's Dao Fruit Clone once used.
Ye Tong was stunned.”
"Maybe."
Only then did Ye Tong remember that he had been engrossed in gaming these few days and had not updated Mausoleum of Gods and Demons.
"I'll just treat them as gifts…These readers are too bloody.”
These were all peak Houtian spirit treasures. They were almost on the same level as Sun Wukong's Jingu Staff.
If he was hit in the vital parts, wouldn't he die immediately?
Ye Tong covered her head." Aiya, my head is so dizzy. I'll write a chapter to deal with it."”
Today, someone had smashed his head with a cup, so he could only write one chapter. He had to rest.
The Jade Emperor happily finished reading the update. When he saw this sentence, he raised his hand and grabbed the entire set of gold-plated wine utensils with nine dragons."I think it was too light…"
Ye Tong sneaked into the blanket."These immortals are really particular. They smashed things over and even used magic treasures.”
"Peng Peng!"
A few more things fell to the ground.
"Do you think I'll give in just because you smashed something?" Salted Fish updated according to the readers 'instructions."
After saying that, Ye Tong wrapped the small quilt around her body and started snoring.
……
"Sister, is this the Heavenly Sword Perfected Lord Ye Tong?”
Ji Yunxiang looked at the snoring Ye Tong."Yes, it's him."
Ji Yunyue wrinkled her nose.”
"He has only cultivated to become an immortal for a few months. He hasn't adapted to the days when he doesn't need to become an immortal yet, right? Perhaps he's simply lazy.”
Ji Yunyue: " Sister, you must have watched 'Spring Light Brilliant Canopy Pig' in advance, right? Quick, tell me, has Chang'e really become old?"”
"I really haven't seen it in advance. If you want to see it, look for him."”
Ye Tong was sleeping well when she felt someone poking her. Ye Tong waved her hand and said,"Stop fooling around…Whoosh…"
Ji Yunyue was unwilling to give up and poked him again.
Ye Tong: " Aiya, don't mess around. Go play to the side…Hu hu pu…"
Ji Yunyue poked him a few times.
Ye Tong woke up in a daze and saw a little girl who looked about fifteen or sixteen years old standing in front of her."Which brat is this…"
"Get up, you lazy pig!" Ji Yunyue gritted her teeth in anger.”
"Little girl, who are you?" Ye Tong was confused.”
"I'm already more than 50,000 years old. I'm Ji Yunxiang's biological sister.”
"Oh, little sister." Ye Tong fell asleep again.
Ji Yunyue took out two big gongs and said,"Bang!"
Ye Tong's soul left her body. She sat up and felt dizzy." What explosion? Explosion!"
"Hmph!"
Ye Tong looked at Ji Yunyue and recalled their conversation in a daze just now."Sister, what are you doing?"
"Call me sister, call me sister Yue."
"Alright, Sister Yue."
"I'm over fifty thousand years old, and you're only in your twenties.”
"Yes, sister."
Ji Yunyue was speechless.
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