A Comedy Ending
"Yes... A toilet that eats people?"
"F * ck, there's still such a toilet in this day and age?”
"F * ck, host, are you sure you're not making this up?”
"Why don't I believe it?"
"The terrifying aura is getting more and more intense!”
"This Brother Mushroom is too pitiful. He encountered a supernatural event on a blind date?？？”
All the audience members were immersed in Shen Fei's story.
Everyone really thought that there was something dirty in the toilet of the coffee shop.
Shen Fei didn't say anything.
He told the story bit by bit.
"Maybe it's because Mushroom's story is too scary, so the blind date girl really didn't go to the toilet after listening!”
"Without going to the toilet, the two of them started a formal blind date.”
"First of all, it was my brother who spoke first. He held his hands uneasily and said slowly, I'm 32 years old this year. Renting a house…I don't have a car, and I have a job. I think it's quite stable. It's more than 4,000 yuan a month, and the commission is 5,000 yuan.”
"After my brother Mushroom finished speaking."
"The girl's expression was very calm, but she looked at her bag and suddenly thought of something. She said to Mushroom, I'm a little uncomfortable, I still have to go to the toilet!!!”
"Seeing that the other party wanted to go to the toilet without caring about anything, Mushroom was anxious and quickly told her not to go.”
"But her feet were under her legs, and the lady insisted on going. Mushroom had no choice but to watch the lady walk into the toilet step by step.”
"After entering the toilet, Mushroom sat on the spot and muttered. Oh no, another one is going to get into trouble!!”
.....
The story ended here.
Everyone thought that a terrifying story was about to unfold.
However, Shen Fei's next words took a turn.
Shen Fei said into the microphone,"After the girl walked into the toilet, she…" She picked up the phone and called the relative who introduced her to the blind date. She said angrily, Hey, Sis, what kind of partner did you introduce me to? Why is his condition so bad? After all, I graduated from a famous university with a monthly salary of more than ten thousand yuan. I'll pretend to go to the toilet and leave first. You're in charge of cleaning up. That's all. Bye!”
" After the girl finished speaking, she left immediately. As for my brother Mushroom, he sat in his seat uneasily. He looked at the girl who hadn't returned for a long time and muttered in panic. It's over, it's over, it's over. I've already told her not to go to the bathroom. It's very strange. Once she goes, she won't come back. I don't believe it. Why did the girl who went on a blind date with me disappear the moment she went to the bathroom?!”
......
After Shen Fei finished his story.
The person on the other end of the call seemed a little quiet.
After a short period of silence.
A burst of laughter resounded throughout the entire radio station.
"Hahahahaha host... You're making me laugh to death!"
The crazy laughter of the online fans was like a plague, instantly spreading over the heads of every audience member.
In an instant, all the nervous audience members came to a realization.
They immediately understood why this toilet was so strange.
It turned out that after all this time, it was the girl who did not like this mushroom!
Poor Mushroom was still so innocent, thinking that they had really gone missing.
In an instant.
The fans who reacted immediately let out thunderous laughter.
"Pfft…My... Xiang can finally land in peace!"
"Hahahaha, host, you're really too talented!”
"This is the funniest joke I've heard in more than ten years.”
"Hahaha, three seconds of heartache for Mushroom!”
" Poor Mushroom!!"
"Strange toilet, pfft, hahahaha!”
"Host, my dad just beat me up. I was lying in bed listening to your joke when I suddenly burst out laughing. Now, my dad just pushed the door open.？？”
"Upstairs…Who do you think you are? I'm in the mourning hall. Others are crying their hearts out, but I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. I'm dying!!!”
.....
"Broken, broken, broken!”
And when the audience was laughing the most exaggeratedly.
Ming Ming, who was in charge of reading the data, suddenly shouted excitedly.
She pointed at the data on the radio station and reported loudly.
"The number of people listening online has reached 374,300, accounting for 27.67% of the city's listeratings."
"The number of online comments has reached 86,300, accounting for 67.4% of the daily comments on the entire station."
" The number of online users has reached 38,840, accounting for 87.44% of the total number of daily users."
After the terrifying data was revealed.
Even the Tuner, who wasn't very interested in this aspect, couldn't help but be shocked.
This data was simply terrifying.
Even a prime-time program couldn't possibly have such explosive data.
But now, it was this data that had landed on this ordinary little show.
One had to know that this show was about to be kicked out yesterday.
Today, he would reach the top and become the first in the entire station.
Moreover, his popularity would only rise and not fall!
At this point.
Both the operator and the sound engineer had confirmed one thing.
This matter was that this show could not be removed again!!!!
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