"Hey... Tyrant, hand over the things you had on you before, or don't blame me for being merciless.”
This evening, Tang San took Sun Wukong and Xiao Dou Zi walking in the mountains, when a group of mountain bandits suddenly appeared, wanting to rob Tang San and the others.
Sun Wukong was speechless.
Tang San was speechless.
Little Dou Zi…
Among the three, Speechless was the most confused one.
He was the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal. When had he ever been robbed?
Especially when the robbers were just mortals.
Don't you know that I, Old Sun, was also a bandit back then?
The Dragon King of the East Sea, in addition to the Golden Cudgel that he had robbed, also had the Golden Armor of Chains, the Phoenix-winged Purple Gold Crown, and the Lotus Silk Cloud Walking Shoes.
In the end, he even sued the Heavenly Court.
“heeee... Where did this little thief come from? How dare he rob me? Eat my stick!”
Even though the opponent was only a mortal, Sun Wukong did not show any mercy when he attacked. With one strike, he killed a person.
"Demon... A monster!"
Sun Wukong's sudden attack immediately scared the bandits away.
Sun Wukong was just about to use a small trick to catch all of them in one fell swoop when he suddenly stopped.
Because he discovered that Tang San had at some point already stopped in front of these bandits.
"Ah Mi Tofu, I opened this mountain and planted this tree. Patrons, leave the money to buy your lives. Otherwise, all of you can go to hell to see Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.”
Tang San put his hands together, very naturally saying the robbery slogan.
In the distance, Sun Wukong was dumbfounded.
Was this a monk?
Didn't they say that monks were merciful?
Was his master a fake monk?
It was definitely fake!
"And…Monk, if you kill, aren't you afraid that Buddha will blame you?”
The bandits let out a sigh of relief after seeing Tang San.
Facing Tang San was still better than facing that thunder-faced monster, at least the other side was still human.
"Ah Mi Tofu, as the saying goes, meat and wine pass through the intestines and stay in the Buddha's heart. As long as I have Buddha in my heart, forget about eating meat and drinking wine, even if I kill a person, I think the Buddha won't blame me.”
Tang San spoke his twisted logic as if it was true.
If Rulai and Guan Yin heard this, perhaps they would be so angry that they would slap Tang San to death on this mountain.
Unfortunately, if Rulai and Guan Yin weren't personally present, they basically wouldn't be able to calculate how Tang San discreetly slandered them.
"You... Buddha will never let you off, you meat-and-wine monk.”
The bandits 'fingers trembled, looking incredulously at Tang San.
"Cut the crap. Either pay up or hand over your life.”
Tang San pointed his nine ringed monk staff, speaking in a ruffian manner.
Tsk tsk, it was quite satisfying to play the role of a bandit.
Yes, Tang San just wanted to be a bandit, to experience the feeling of being a bandit.
How boring it was to learn from the scriptures on the way, if he didn't find something to do, just hurrying along, Tang San estimated he would die of boredom.
"Big... Big... Master, we don't have money. If we had money, would we still need to rob?”
One of the bandits who seemed to be the leader said with a sad face.
He was really unlucky today. He had thought that it would be a piece of fat meat, but in the end, it turned out to be a King of Hell.
If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have come out today. Wasn't it good to hug a lady in the mountain stronghold? Wasn't it fragrant? Why did he have to run out?
Now, he had met a living King of Hell.
"No money? Then there's no other way. Monks don't lie. If you say you have to choose one, then choose one. Since you have no money, then hand over your lives.”
Tang San heard the other party had no money, his expression immediately changed unsightly.
F * ck, This Penniless Monk finally managed to play the role of a bandit, but in the end, he encountered a few bandits whose pockets were even smoother than his head. It would be strange if he could be happy.
Therefore, the handsome little baldy, who was in a bad mood, immediately took out the Nine Dragons Heavenly Fire Shield and enveloped the bandits. After a flash of Samadhi Fire, the bandits turned into ashes.
"Three…Three True Fire?"
When Sun Wukong saw the flames Tang San released, he immediately shivered.
Five hundred years ago, the scene of the Holy Court's Commander Dou Palace being burned down by the Three True Fire for forty-nine days was still vivid in his mind.
Although he had refined a pair of Fiery Eyes and Copper Skin and Iron Bones.
However, the days of being burned were definitely the most painful days of his life.
If it wasn't for the fact that he didn't know why the True Samadhi Fire was sometimes strong and sometimes weak, and that there was always a terrifying energy erupting in his body to heal his injuries, his life would have long been lost in the Dou Shuai Palace.
Sun Wukong had no idea that the Grand Supreme Elder was deliberately training him.
It was to restore his Spiritual Stone Monkey innate ability, the Fiery Golden Eyes.
As for the energy in his body, it was naturally because he had eaten so many Golden Cores and needed to refine them. That was why the True Samadhi Fire was sometimes strong and sometimes weak.
Otherwise, even if Sun Wukong was extremely talented, he would not have been able to become a Primordial Unity Golden Immortal in less than a hundred years.
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