After a farce.
In the living room of Room 3601.
Between the two sofas, Meijia, Yifei, and Ziqiao were sitting on stools, eating melon seeds.
Zhou Hao and Zhuge Dali sat on one side of the sofa, while Zhao Haitang sat on the other.
"Dali! You're the boyfriend you found? He was too stingy and locked me out of the door several times.”Zhao Haitang felt wronged towards Zhuge Dali.
"Serves you right. Who asked you to say that you're my boyfriend in front of my boyfriend? Also, call me senior, don't call me Dali.”Zhuge Dali said seriously.
"Right, it's already good enough that I didn't beat you up!”Zhou Hao didn't have a good attitude towards Zhao Haitang.
What kind of joke was this? Chasing his own girlfriend and chasing her right in front of him?
This was simply intolerable!
"Zhao Hai Tang, I've already told you clearly that I don't like you. I already have a boyfriend, why don't you believe me?”Zhuge Dali looked at Zhao Haitang coldly and reached out to hug Zhou Hao's arm.
Hu Yifei looked at Zhao Haitang with a headache.
Why was this kid so stupid!
How can you chase after a girl like this? I already said that I don't like you, but you still pester me. Doesn't that make me hate you even more?
If Hu Yifei had to choose, she would definitely choose Zhou Hao.
After all, Zhao Haitang was too stupid.
"You rejected me, and you're looking for someone like this?”Zhao Haitang said helplessly.
"Sigh! This student, how can you say that? What's wrong with me? Do you want to compete with me in terms of handsomeness?”Zhou Hao was unhappy with what Zhao Haitang said.
Everyone…
" You…you…" Zhao Haitang pointed at Zhou Hao and said.
"Sigh! Although I also think that I'm very handsome, please don't say it in public. It's so embarrassing.”Zhou Hao looked at Zhao Haitang because he admitted it.
" You... I..." Zhao Haitang pointed at Zhou Hao with trembling hands.
" Ang, are you saying that my handsomeness makes you feel inferior? Let me tell you, you don't have to be like this. Although you're ugly, it's not your fault. Can't we just hang out less? If you really can't do it, you can wrap up your face. This way…"
Boo boo boo, boo.
Zhou Hao started to blabber.
"Meijia, this is the first time I've realized that Zhou Hao is so talkative!”Yifei sighed.
"That's right! He's even more talkative than the panda we met last time.”Mika nodded in agreement.
"Panda? Did you see a talking panda?”Yi Fei was surprised.
"Aiya! "It's not that panda, it's..." Meijia explained for Yifei.
Half an hour later, Zhou Hao finally stopped talking. He wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and took a big gulp of water.
Little brat, I can't make a move. Can't I tell you? See if I don't drag you to death!
"How is it, Student Zhao? Can you deeply recognize your own shallowness?”Zhou Hao said to Zhao Haitang.
"Yes, yes!" Zhao Haitang nodded, then suddenly came to a realization. How am I shallow?
"No! You're spouting nonsense and slandering me. You're too shameless.”
"Eh?"
"I want to compete with you in boyfriend strength."
Zhao Haitang saw that Zhou Hao was about to speak and quickly interrupted him.
"Alright, how do you want to compete?" Zhou Hao nodded indifferently.
"Alright then, it's time to show you the real skills of the Flash mob.”Zhao Haitang stood up.
"Little lamp, little Deng, little Deng, little stool.”
Suddenly, four people jumped out from behind the sofa.
"We are the Deng Stool combination."
A burst of background music sounded. Zhao Haitang and the four of them started dancing and singing.
"The first thing I say when I wake up every day
Ask where Dali is
Han Chao is the most handsome when dressed up
I really want to form a CP with her
……”
Listening to the demonic music beside his ears, Zhou Hao felt like he was going crazy. Beside him, Dali even covered his ears with his hands.
What the hell was this song?
"Stop! Stop!"
Zhou Hao shouted.
However, no one paid attention to him. She continued to sing her own way.
"M!" Zhou Hao stood up angrily and quickly walked towards the five people. He quickly tapped them a few times.
"Wuuu…Wuuu…"
Turning off the music and looking at the five people whining on the ground, Zhou Hao felt that the air was fresh.
"F * ck, what is this? Acupoints?" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed.
Yifei and Meijia ran to the five of them and studied them curiously.
"No, it's just to numb their bodies. They'll be fine in a while.”Zhou Hao picked his ears and said.
"Can you teach me?" Hu Yifei studied it for a long time, but she still couldn't understand it. She walked to Zhou Hao's side and said.
"Sure, memorize the acupuncture points map of the human body first and understand their functions. You also have to accurately find each acupuncture point.”Zhou Hao said casually.
Hu Yifei…
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