I, Zhuge Dali’s salted fish brother
47 I don’t want you to think, I want me to think

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"Does not applying sunblock mean that you don't have skincare? Oh my god, so sun protection was so important.”

"I was wondering why I haven't turned white after using so many whitening products. It turns out that it's because I don't have any sun protection!”

"Handsome, give me two."

"I want two too."

"This is my payment code.”

"Hey, don't cut the line!"

“……”

Under Ji Yu, Dali, and Zi Qiao's shouts, more and more people gathered around.

After attracting the customers 'attention, Ji Yu used Ziqiao's face as a positive and negative example to explain the importance of sun protection to everyone.

After the girls heard this, they all took action and went crazy to buy the sunblock!

There were even quite a few men who queued up to buy a few after seeing Zi Qiao's face.

More than half of the piles of sunblock were sold in an instant.

When Meijia saw this scene, she looked at Ji Yu and Dali excitedly and said,""You guys are too amazing!"

"No, no, no." Da Li waved his hand, looked at Ji Yu, and emphasized,""The main thing is that cousin is amazing."

The special effects makeup and slogan were all Ji Yu's credit. Even when it came to explaining to the guests, Dali and Ziqiao couldn't compare to Ji Yu.

According to Dali's observation, Ji Yu could instantly tell the guest's true age.

Then, they would promote it according to age.

If the other party was a junior high school student, he would use military training as an excuse to persuade the other party to buy sunblock.

If the other party was an ordinary white-collar worker, he would persuade the other party to buy sunblock on the grounds that he was going to work.

If the other party was a housewife, she would use the excuse of a family vacation to persuade the other party to buy sunblock.

In short, she used the sunblock recommended by Ji Yu.

After the military training, you will be the whitest person in the class!

At work, you are the whitest person in the entire company!

When you're traveling, you're the whitest person in the entire group!

No matter the age of the women, they would be moved by Ji Yu's words. Buy, buy, buy!

"I'm a little tempted by it…"

Dali looked at the sunblock in Ji Yu's hand and actually wanted one too.

When Meijia heard Dali's words, she nodded in agreement and said to Dali,""I'm tempted! He had to be moved! It was said that men who worked hard were the most handsome.

Ji Yu is usually very handsome. Now that he's so powerful, it's normal for you to be tempted.”

Dali was speechless.

No, she was only interested in the sunblock.

However…

Da Li placed his hand on his chest and looked puzzled.""Why is my heart beating so fast…"

"What?"

Dali's voice was too soft, so Meijia couldn't hear him clearly.

"It's nothing." Dali shook his head and continued to sell the sunblock.

Half an hour later.

Ji Yu looked at the empty box on the table and stretched his arms.

"It's finally sold out."

"Ji Yu!"

Zi Qiao walked over and gave Ji Yu a big hug.""Brother, I can't repay your kindness! In the next life, I, Lu Xiaobu, am willing to be your slave and do whatever you want!”

When Ji Yu heard this, he blinked blankly and said,""I'll be a herdsman in my next life?"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

Dali and Meijia were amused by Ji Yu's train of thought.

"However, they have cows and horses under them. They do seem to be herders.”Mika said.

Dali smiled and nodded." There's nothing wrong with Cousin Ji Yu thinking this way."”

Zi Qiao was also amused by Ji Yu.

He let go of Ji Yu and said,"Ji Yu, I think you're not only suitable for sales, but also suitable for being a joke maker."”

"No, no." Ji Yu waved his hand." I don't think I'm suitable for work. I'm suitable for playing games at home.”

"No, you're obviously very suitable for work.”Da Li objected to Ji Yu's words.

When Ji Yu heard this, he looked at Dali with a serious expression and said,""I don't want you to think. I want me to think.”

Dali was speechless.

When did cousin become so overbearing?

" Ziqiao, come and get your salary--"

The manager finished calculating the bill and called out to Ziqiao.

"Coming, coming."

Hearing that he could get money, Zi Qiao's eyes lit up.

After a while, Zi Qiao returned with a thick envelope.

He looked at Ji Yu and the others excitedly and said,""I'm rich, I'm rich! You will never imagine how much commission I can get today!”

When Ji Yu heard this, he reached out to feel the thickness of the envelope and said,""12,400 dollars?"

“!!!!”

When Zi Qiao heard Ji Yu's words, his eyes widened.

"You even know this? Godly!"

Seeing that Ji Yu had guessed correctly, Meijia put aside her interest in the high commission and stared at Ji Yu, asking,""How do you know how much money is inside? Do you know x-ray vision?"

"The money is so neatly placed. Even if you have x-ray vision, you won't be able to count it!”Zi Qiao said.

Dali used his hand to support his chin." The thickness of the 10,000 yuan note is about one centimeter. However, the money is all in the envelope. Cousin probably doesn't know if the money inside is new or old.

Even if he knew, he wouldn't be able to calculate such an accurate number based on the thickness alone.”

After saying that, Dali looked at Ji Yu curiously and said,""Cousin, how did you know?”

"I know!" Curry Sauce, who was done with his work, came to them and said,"Ji Yu must have peeked at Uncle counting the money!”

"Please." Zi Qiao looked at Curry Sauce and said,"I counted the money in my heart. I didn't say it out loud."”

"No." "If Cousin's dynamic vision is good enough, he can totally count the money with you.”

" But…" Mika thought about it carefully."When Ziqiao went to get the money, Ji Yu didn't even look in her direction!”

" Hmm…" Dali seriously recalled.

He realized that this was indeed the case.

"The thickness, x-ray vision, and counting money have all been ruled out.”Dali looked at Ji Yu and asked again,""Cousin, how did you know how much money was in the envelope?”

"I know!" Curry Jam suddenly interrupted." Ji Yu must be able to read minds!”

Dali was speechless.

Ji Yu was speechless.

What the hell is this!

In order to let everyone's minds rest for a while, Ji Yu looked at everyone and said,""It's very simple. When I was in my hometown, my dad often played games with me.

This game was to put money into an envelope and then let me guess how much money was inside. If you guess correctly, this money is mine.

I couldn't guess it at first, but I got used to it.”

“……”

Meijia and Ziqiao were stunned when they heard Ji Yu's words.

"Are all you rich people so good at playing games?”

"Can outsiders participate in this game? I want to sign up!"

Ziqiao raised his hand as he spoke. Meijia did not want to be outdone and raised her hand higher than Ziqiao's.

After hearing Ji Yu's words, Curry Jam once again deeply felt that he and Ji Yu were indeed from different worlds.

Dali looked at Ji Yu, feeling very complicated.

She had never expected the truth to be like this.

"Cousin, you…why do you always surprise me?”

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