With the group of people from the Roast Convention taking the lead, the other guests also followed suit and shouted for Xiao Yifan to perform a talk show.
Xiao Yifan didn't waste any time and directly said,""Since everyone wants to hear it, then my talk show will start now.
To be honest, I don't really want to perform this, but I really want to show it off in front of my idol.
My idol is Li Dan, Boss Dan. I've been reading his books since I was young and listening to his jokes. I feel that they're especially interesting!”
"Mr. Xiao, don't talk nonsense. I'm not that old!" Li Dan quickly raised the microphone.”
Xiao Yifan curled his lips and said," The main point of my words is to highlight my youth. It has nothing to do with whether you're old or not. If you insist on coming forward, you'll feel like there's no silver here."
Tell me honestly, is your actual age a lot older than what's on your ID card?”
Li Dan rolled his eyes and said,"How can I be a big round…"
Xiao Yifan interrupted." Then it's the second round. I really didn't expect that President Egg's age actually matches his appearance so well."
The union between you and Ms. Chen can be described with a poem. It's like a pear tree suppressing the crabapple!”
The guests below the stage instantly burst into laughter.
"A pear tree pressing the crabapple" came from Yuan Zhen's "White Clothes" of the Tang Dynasty. The original intention was to tease an old husband to marry a young wife.
Li Dan looked mature. His marriage with Chen Dian matched this poem perfectly.
The guests were amused, but Li Dan said with a bitter face,""Mr. Xiao, I originally quite admired you, but I didn't expect you to stab my heart like this!”
Xiao Yifan smiled evilly." Actually, I don't admire you at all. What I admire the most is your mother. I don't know how she raised you without the help of the police!"”
As soon as he said this, the crowd burst into laughter again.
Wu Xuanyi laughed until tears streamed down her face. She kept muttering,"Little brother's jokes are so funny. I really like him, hahaha!”
Ju Jingyi couldn't help but tease,""Hey, don't tell me you really have a crush on the emcee?”
Wu Xuanyi's laughter froze.
A second later, she said in a panic,"How…how is that possible? I just like the talent of the emcee. I'm not interested in him. Don't talk nonsense!”
"Is that so?"
Ju Jingyi moved closer to Wu Xuanyi and said with a faint smile,""Why are you blushing?"
Wu Xuanyi subconsciously replied,"I'm in high spirits!"”
"Then why did it fail again?"
"Cold…"
Wu Xuanyi paused as soon as he said those two words.
She lightly hammered Ju Jingyi and said in a somewhat annoyed tone,""I'm not shameless. Don't trick me, okay?”
Ju Jingyi smiled." I just wanted to see how flustered you were. It turns out that you were quite flustered. You must have a good impression of the host!"”
Wu Xuanyi was so angry that he turned his back to Ju Jingyi and pouted.""I'm ignoring you. You only know how to talk nonsense!”
" Alright, alright," Ju Jingyi pleaded." I won't talk about you anymore. Let's continue watching the little brother's performance!"”
Wu Xuanyi humphed in a tsundere manner, but he still turned around and hugged Ju Jingyi's arm. The two of them looked at the stage together.
……
Xiao Yifan continued to tease Li Dan on stage in the form of a talk show.
With the support of the "witty words" skill, he frequently said all kinds of golden sentences.
In addition, the " Acting Talent " skill that he had previously obtained had a bonus effect on his talk show, making his talk show performance exciting. The guests at the venue laughed until their stomachs ached.
Even Li Dan, the king of talk shows, was rendered speechless by Xiao Yifan.
In the end, he broke down." Mr. Xiao, you're really too talkative. Don't be a host in the future, and don't participate in talk shows. Give us talk show actors a way out!"”
Xiao Yifan frowned and said," That won't do. I rely on my mouth to make a living. You won't let me do this, and you won't let me do that either. You're feeding me!"”
Li Dan tried his best to open his eyes wide." You can still go and sing. There are countless squares in China that are crying out for food."
Do you have the heart to silence the loud speakers? Do you have the heart to make the old people who should be jumping wait anxiously?”
As expected of the king of talk shows. His words were of high standard, and it made Xiao Yifan laugh.
He gave Li Dan a thumbs up and said,""President Egg makes sense. I will consider coming up with a few square dance songs. When the time comes, I will ask you to appear in the MV. Your looks are especially compatible with the square dance crowd!”
"No, no, no. My looks are not suitable, not suitable.”Li Dan waved his hand and shook his head.
"Boss Egg is too humble. Boss Egg had managed to woo Ms. Chen Dian with his appearance, which meant that Boss Egg's appearance was still unique.”
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Haha…"
"Little brother, you're indirectly saying that our egg is ugly.”
"So what if it's ugly? The ugly ones had their own style, and the ugly ones had their own characteristics.”
"If I can be ugly enough to have a girlfriend, I want to be as ugly as Boss Egg!”
There was an uproar below.
Li Dan held his forehead with a bitter face.”
Xiao Yifan shook his head repeatedly. This had nothing to do with ugliness. As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There will always be people who like you.
Everyone had their own preferences. Perhaps today's bride, Miss Chen Dian, has prostrated herself under your talent!”
Li Dan facepalmed, finally defeated.
He said helplessly," It seems that I can't get over my looks. I admit defeat. Mr. Xiao, you can continue hosting the wedding!"”
The moment he admitted defeat, the group of people at the ridicule meeting were shocked.
Especially Chi Zi. He looked at Xiao Yifan as if he was looking at God.
A person who was not famous in the talk show industry had defeated the talk show king, Li Dan, until he admitted defeat. This scene was too magical.
Chi Zi even suspected that he was dreaming.
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