Zhuge Dali and I are childhood sweethearts
37 xxxii. The highest standard of a scumbag

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Zhuge Dali's heart skipped a beat.

Then, I sorted out my feelings

He said righteously to Mu Ze,

"Your experimental attitude won't do.

It's not conducive to the final accuracy of the data. I hope you will take this experiment seriously."

Mu Ze pouted childishly.

Then he placed the milk tea in front of Zhuge Dali.

Pretending to be cold and detached, and walking away

Actually, Mu Ze was laughing his head off.

Girlfriend is a little cute

After a burst of rainbow farts in my heart

Mu Ze was distressed.

It seemed that the little cutie's EQ was unusually low. What should he do?

Just as Mu Ze was thinking,

Zhang Wei pushed the door open like a gentleman.

Let the sexy woman outside come in first

"Miss Li Hua, this is 3601.

They are all my friends."

Wei Xiaoxia took a look and nodded.

He looks very cold and aloof

This group of people looked alright. Young Master shouldn't be bullied.

Wei Xiaoxia clapped her hands.

"Come on in."

A few tall and burly porters came in from outside the door.

However…

What the hell was that man with a particularly prominent and thin body who deliberately covered his face?

Mu Ze stared suspiciously at Zhao Hai Tang.

Zhao Haitang's body shook.

Could it be that he had discovered her? Impossible, his acting skills are so good, how is that possible?

Thinking of this, Zhao Haitang looked at Mu Ze provocatively.

Mu Ze was speechless. Was he afraid that someone would not recognize him?

Mu Ze gave Zhuge Dali a look and mouthed a few words.

Zhuge Dali also saw it. What Mu Ze wanted to say was,

. Zhao Haitang is here. Is the experiment still going on?

Zhuge Dali nodded to Mu Ze.

Then, he whispered to Mu Ze,

"We just need to stimulate him appropriately and make him retreat."

Mu Ze was relieved. Although the experiment still had to continue,

But I'm happy that I can show my love

Mu Ze chuckled.

It's obviously a very normal smile

But in Zhao Haitang's eyes, it was a bit strange.

In the end, Wei Xiaoxia slowly said that she didn't want to rent this house.

It's rented by their president

When Zhang Wei heard this, he looked as if he had been struck by lightning.

He was stunned for a few minutes.

Then, Zhao Haitang came out and introduced himself in an extremely shocking manner.

Mu Ze only wanted to shrug his shoulders.

This simple-minded person was too naive. He had no looks, no talent, and no money.

No wonder Dali doesn't like him.

"Li Hua, I already have a girlfriend, and we are already engaged.

Don't pester me anymore."

Mu Ze said with grief and indignation.

Zhao Haitang was so angry that her face turned red

"I don't care who's bothering you."

Later, he realized that he was wrong and wanted to explain, but Hu Yifei, Meijia, and the others had already automatically imagined a big show.

In Meijia's mind, it was as if Zhao Haitang had proposed to Mu Ze in a female outfit.

The classic scene from the soap opera

Putting Mu Ze's face into it still felt better.

Substitute Zhao Haitang's…Eh ~

Chen Meijia quickly shook her head, trying to shake the strange thoughts out of her mind.

She still had high hopes for the "Oyster"(Mu Li) couple. She couldn't let Zhao Haitang mess things up.

"Begonia, since Mu Ze has said so, you should stop pursuing him."

Zhao Haitang immediately jumped up in anger.

"Who is Begonia! And I'm not leaving this time

I've already signed a contract with Zhang Wei. If he goes back on his word,

You have to pay three times the penalty for breaching the contract."

Although Zhang Wei had a pained expression,

But still very loyal

"Isn't…isn't it just three times? I'll pay!”

Mu Ze was his best brother and had helped him a lot before.

This favor must be done

Zhang Wei made up his mind and clenched his fists.

Mu Ze was a little surprised by such a generous Zhang Wei.

but come to think of

This simple-minded guy wasn't bad, and Dali wouldn't fall for him.

Staying here can also speed up the completion of my mission

Mu Ze said to Zhang Wei, who was about to pay, and Zhao Lihua, who was dumbfounded,

"Zhang Wei, let him stay here.

I believe in my dear girlfriend."

As he spoke, he even interlocked his fingers and held Zhuge Dali's hand.

Raise it high and shake it

Zhuge Dali looked at their tightly clenched hands and didn't say anything.

Zhao Haitang saw that Zhuge Dali did not refute.

"No, I can't! My Dali was snatched away by someone else just like that!

Mu Ze, I want to duel with you

Dali, fair competition!"

Mu Ze looked at Zhao Haitang as if he was looking at a fool.

My girlfriend is mine, why should I compete with you fairly?

Am I retarded?

Mu Ze smiled like a spring breeze and gently held Zhuge Dali's hand.

Soft, but a little skinny

Gently kiss it

Then, he looked at Zhao Haitang.

I softly said six words

"My girlfriend is mine."

Zhao Haitang was about to vomit. This kid provoked him like this.

Zhao Haitang began to play to his advantage.

"Are you as rich as my family?

I will definitely treat Dali better than you. So what if we are childhood sweethearts?

Dali has me in his heart."

Little did he know that his so-called " advantages " were nothing to others.

Zhuge Dali was unhappy.

Did she ask for permission to talk about her boyfriend so rudely?

"Zhao Haitang! Call her senior!

I know my boyfriend better than you

Just give up on this idea."

Seeing Zhuge Dali fuming,

Mu Ze felt a little cute.

Laughing softly

"Haha!"

Zhuge Dali glared at Mu Ze.

" What are you laughing at? I'm just trying to protect you."

Mu Ze gave Zhuge Dali a head-rub.

Then, he looked at Zhao Haitang.

I asked a strange question

"Are you a scumbag?"

Zhao Haitang didn't understand what this question meant and looked at Mu Ze warily.

"What do you mean?"

"You don't have to worry about that. Are you a scumbag?"

Zhao Haitang thought, Mu Ze wants to compete with me in terms of emotions.

He, Zhao Haitang, would not admit defeat!

It had to be said that his brain circuit was extraordinary.

"Of course it is."

Mu Ze thought for a moment and said,

"Do you have abs and pecs?"

Zhao Haitang clutched her chest in panic.

"No, what are you doing? I'm not gay!”

Mu Ze rolled his eyes.

"You don't even have abdominal muscles and pectorals. What do you have to let her sleep on?"

Zhao Haitang was not the only one who collapsed.

Zhang Wei withdrew from the group chat after being hit hard.

Lu Ziqiao exited the group chat expressionlessly.

Zhao Haitang left the group chat in despair.

Chen Meijia: Mu Ze is really handsome

Curry Sauce: My Prince Charming is too unique

Hu Yifei: " It's over. Is there anything wrong with Zhao Haitang's mind? We have to take care of her."

Zhuge Dali, there seems to be something wrong with this sentence.

But I can't seem to say it

Zhao Haitang blocked Mu Ze's venomous tongue attack.

"Even if I don't have it, I can practice it!”

Mu Ze nodded. At this moment, he suddenly remembered the lyrics of a song.

I said it without thinking

"You don't deserve to be a scumbag

I can't sing or dance

He's not handsome, he's not tall, he doesn't have more than six savings

Is there a sports car?

Or is guccilv not too expensive

Do you have abs and pecs? Let her lean on it to sleep."

Everyone: It feels so reasonable.

Zhao Haitang was exasperated.

"What kind of theory is this? I'm talented. Even if I'm a scumbag, I'm still a qualified scumbag."

Mu Ze looked deeply at Zhao Haitang and continued to rap.

"You don't deserve to be a scumbag

To be a scumbag, you have to know everything except loving her.

not cut out

Hurry up and wash up and sleep

Cherish the treasures you encounter

You don't deserve to be a jerk

Being a scumbag doesn't just rely on lying mouths

You can't even be a real man

Not a sea king, just a turtle

The meeting is over."

Lu Ziqiao looked at the "apprentice" he recognized happily.

Good boy, you have good talent.

Hu Yifei tugged at Mu Ze's ear.

"Speak! Did you do something to let Dali down?”

Mu Ze tried his best to protect his ears.

"Hey, hey, hey, Sister Yifei, I didn't.

The lyrics…"

Hu Yifei continued to drag

"Tell me, what's with the lyrics?"

"The lyrics were written by someone else, I just suddenly remembered"

Mu Ze told the truth.

Zhuge Dali looked at Mu Ze with a complicated expression.

Then, he said to Hu Yifei,

"Teacher Hu, scientific research has shown that men are all scum by nature. I don't really care about this."

Hu Yifei looked at the serious Zhuge Dali and suddenly had the intention to tease him.

"Really?"

Zhuge Dali nodded as if he was serious.

Mu Ze felt that if he was asked if he was a scumbag, with Zhuge Dali's personality, he would probably reply yes.

It's better not to ask

Zhao Haitang went over eagerly.

"Senior…Senior, am I a scumbag in your heart?"

Zhao Haitang was halfway through her sentence when she saw Mu Ze's threatening gaze.

Or should I change Dali to a senior?

Zhuge Dali only raised his head to take a look.

Then quickly lowered his head

"No, your looks haven't reached the standard of a normal scumbag."

Lu Ziqiao is excited

"Dali, what do you think of me?"

Zhuge Dali also took a look.

"You have an unreliable temperament and an ability to fool people.

It's posted, but it's not up to par."

Zhang Wei chuckled.

"Dali, what about me?"

Zhuge Dali didn't even look this time.

"Uncle, you're even worse. Work hard."

Among these men, only Mu Ze did not ask.

The other three women were also curious.

"What about Mu Ze?"

Zhuge Dali looked at Mu Ze.

"Mu Ze's words belong to the top standard of scumbags.

He had good looks, high EQ, and a personality that women liked.

The best standard of a scumbag."

Mu Ze: I didn't even say anything and you're already talking about me. It's too difficult for me.

Everyone laughed at him.

Especially when she saw Mu Ze's helpless expression, she laughed even louder.

"Hahaha, Mu Ze, how does it feel to be called a scumbag by your girlfriend?"

"It's over. Mu Ze must be having a hard time thinking about it."

Mu Ze's lips curled up. Even his girlfriend said that he was the highest configuration for a scumbag.

How can I not be a little bit of trash?

Zhuge Dali had just taken a sip of milk tea.

Then, he placed it at the side and Mu Ze naturally sat beside Zhuge Dali.

His slender fingers picked up the milk tea and put it to his mouth very naturally.

After drinking a few mouthfuls, Zhuge Dali also noticed Mu Ze's actions.

asked curiously

"You have your own milk tea. Why do you want to drink mine?"

Mu Ze said with a smile,

"You're sweeter."

Zhuge Dali nodded with a normal expression.

Continue reading the book

Why is your face so hot?

Zhuge Dali thought,

It seems that I still have to study this knowledge well.

Zhao Haitang pointed at Mu Ze.

"You, you're shameless!"

" Don't want my ass. It's my girlfriend's milk tea. What's wrong with me drinking it?"

Mu Ze showed off.

Zhuge Dali looked at Mu Ze and couldn't help but laugh.

Chen Meijia and the others laughed secretly.

In the end, Zhuge Dali tugged at Mu Ze's clothes.

"Mu Ze, that's enough. Let's continue the experiment."

Mu Ze nodded, feeling a little regretful.

I can't show off my love anymore

Mu Ze's expression immediately changed after he finished scolding Zhao Haitang.

"Haitang, when you live here in the future, you must get along well with your neighbors."

Zhao Haitang looked at Mu Ze warily.

A malicious smile, coupled with the expressions of Hu Yifei and the others who were trying hard to hold back their laughter.

Zhao Haitang was even more certain that Mu Ze did not have any good intentions.

"What are you doing!"

"Ah, it's okay. I have a girlfriend, but you don't."

Mu Ze continued to smile as he looked at Zhao Hai Tang.

His face was stiff. When would the experiment be over?

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have smiled at Zhuge Dali every day.

Zhao Haitang was provoked again.

……

Evening, Little South Country

Zhao Haitang waved her hand, appearing very heroic.

"Everyone, order whatever you want today. I, Zhao, will treat you."

After saying that, he looked at Mu Ze as if he was showing off his wealth.

Mu Ze: " You're a talent. I don't want to show off. Why are you showing off?"

Zhang Wei swallowed his saliva. The number of times he came to Xiao Nan Country in a year could be counted on one hand with his personality.

Although he had hundreds of thousands in savings, it was still far from enough to buy a house in Shanghai.

It's always good to be frugal

Everyone expressed their gratitude.

Then, he began to order.

Mu Ze glanced at the menu.

The dishes inside were all good. It was indeed a good restaurant in this area.

Mu Ze said to the pretty waitress standing beside him.

" Pine nut fish, one serving of our signature cold dish. Thank you, Miss."

Zhuge Dali frowned. He did not know if it was because of the experiment or the way Mu Ze addressed the waiter.

"Mu Ze, you can order whatever you like. You don't have to care about me."

Zhuge Dali said,

Mu Ze wanted to put up a final struggle when he saw that his thoughts had been exposed.

"I didn't. These two are clearly my favorite dishes."

Zhuge Dali was very helpless. He rolled his eyes, which was a rare gesture.

Although he looked like he despised Mu Ze, Mu Ze still felt that Zhuge Dali was really cute like this.

"Based on my understanding of you, you don't really like to eat fish because you dislike eating fish and want to peel its bones.

You can't eat cold dishes because your diet is irregular, so your stomach isn't very good.

You'd better order what you like to eat. You can't order spicy food."

Mu Ze was obedient. At this moment, he was like an emotionless nodding machine.

Seeing that his wife understood him so well, Mu Ze was very pleased.

Zhao Haitang saw the sweet interaction between the two of them, and her heart was filled with sorrow.

Dali had never cared so much about him and understood Mu Ze so well.

I've never had this treatment

Thinking of this, Zhao Haitang was envious of Mu Ze.

Even he himself did not realize that he had already admitted that the two of them were a couple.

[Beep. Detected that Zhao Haitang worships the host. Memory recovering.]

Progress, 40%."

Mu Ze was also surprised when he heard the mechanical voice.

Zhao Haitang worshiped him at this moment. What the hell was going on?

Mu Ze turned his neck and looked at Zhao Haitang.

Could it be…Was showing off their affection a form of worship?

Mu Ze felt that he could try.

Just as Mu Ze was about to feed Zhuge Dali a mouthful of food,

The system suddenly transmitted a memory, and the food in Mu Ze's chopsticks immediately snapped.

But this time, because the amount of memories transferred was less, the pain did not last too long.

This feeling was like thousands of ants gnawing at your brain. It was torturous and real.

Everyone was also attracted by Mu Ze's voice.

They all showed worried expressions

"Mu Ze, are you alright?"

"Handsome, what's wrong?"

Mu Ze waved at them.

"I'm fine. It's just abdominal pain."

Everyone thought,"Why are you covering your head when your stomach hurts?"?

Zhuge Dali saw that Mu Ze was still in the mood to joke.

more angry

" Mu Ze, can you not make me so worried? We'll go to the hospital for a check-up tomorrow."

Mu Ze's face was full of rejection. He would never go to the hospital. He would never go.

Zhao Haitang saw that Zhuge Dali was angry because of Mu Ze and felt even more sour.

Even Dali had never cared about him so much.

Zhao Haitang revealed a bitter smile. She slowly picked up a glass of wine and walked to the window.

I think I'm handsome and lonely

[Beep. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the worship of Zhao Haitang's subconscious. Memory recovery progress: 50]

Mu Ze was just about to stand up when he suddenly heard the words of this little trash.

Mu Ze felt that he couldn't lose his cool and handsome image anymore.

Mu Ze endured the pain in his mind.

I slowly sit down

squeezed out the words

"It's fine, you guys eat first, I'll rest for a while."

Hu Yifei, Chen Meijia, and the others still wanted to care, but they were stopped by Mu Ze's eyes that said," I want to rest for a while."

Only Zhuge Dali, who was sitting next to him, looked at him silently.

Originally, Zhuge Dali was holding Mu Ze's arm.

However, Mu Ze played a trick and continued to pretend to be in pain.

He pressed his temples and used his other hand to slowly caress Zhuge Dali's hand.

Zhuge Dali was no longer in the mood to think about the experiment.

All I think about is Mu Ze

Feeling Mu Ze's warm and comfortable palm, Zhuge Dali wanted to pull it away.

After all, Zhuge Dali was not used to this strange feeling in his palm.

When Zhuge Dali exerted strength, Mu Ze used a clever move to make Zhuge Dali's hand unable to exert any strength.

Then, he continued to hold her hand shamelessly.

When eating, Mu Ze could use both his hands.

Therefore, Mu Ze used his left hand to hold the chopsticks and his right hand to hold Zhuge Dali's left hand under the table.

Zhuge Dali tried to resist but failed in the end.

Mu Ze could only pull her along.

When Curry Sauce picked up the cutlery on the ground, he accidentally saw the two people holding hands.

Extreme grief and indignation turned into appetite

Curry Sauce picked up the cutlery and wiped it.

Sweeping all the leftovers on the table like a whirlwind

Zhao Haitang was dumbfounded.

This woman can eat so much?

Poor, poor

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