Can't I Satisfy You Just Because I'm Small?
"That's right, that's right, that's right." Hou Zhen was beaming with joy backstage." The venue isn't popular enough.”
"What's wrong?" Guo Defu asked.
"Little Meng wanted to challenge the literary work today, so he said that he wanted to praise the house. Speaking of praising the house, I thought of this cashew chicken. This cashew chicken, eh, no, why would I say cashew chicken for no reason? Praising the house would make the place not popular enough, and the audience response would not be enthusiastic enough.”
Gao Feng's expression became much more solemn. In fact, he had encountered such situations often, and he had encountered more than Meng Hetang.
Guo Defu hesitated for a moment and said,"It's fine. Anyway, this is a small theater. It's fine as long as we can guarantee the performance effect later.”
Zhang Ran sat on the sofa with his eyes closed. He was not worried at all.
After all, he had drunk too much yesterday…
Today, he was prepared to perform a crosstalk that would blow up the entire venue.
If the so-called new crosstalk abandoned traditional techniques, it would collapse.
However, traditional crosstalk would also collapse if there was nothing new.
De Yun Xuan's current situation was actually not very popular, and it was only famous in a small circle.
Therefore, Guo Defu had to go on a variety show and do many things.
Zhang Ran still had a long way to go.
Zhang Ran fell asleep. He slept for about an hour before Guo Qilin woke him up.
Then, he adjusted his coat and looked at Guo Defu."Let's go, bro?"
"Let's go!" Guo Defu laughed loudly.
Later generations wrote a poem praising him:
Laughing out loud, he left the house, and from then on, his moral integrity was a passerby!
The audience on the stage could not suppress their emotions. Their hearts were very impetuous.
The moment Zhang Ran and Old Guo entered the stage, it was obvious that the scene was heated up.
The applause was endless.
"Ms. Hunt, I love you!"
"It's Zhang Ran."
Immediately, two handfuls of flowers and chocolates were sent to the venue…
Zhang Ran and Guo Defu received them one by one, but they could not take them all.
Two minutes later, he returned to perform crosstalk.
Zhang Ran cleared his throat." Good evening, everyone. I'm going to make my debut again."”
"You…don't get too excited."”
"It's like this, appearing on this stage again."”
"This is called an appearance."
"Yes, I'm here again. I'm especially excited."”
"I can tell."
Zhang Ran: " This is Teacher Guo, the most dazzling person backstage. You can say that she's a wonder in the crosstalk world.”
"Why am I so weird…"
"This is a very good actor. I like you very much."
"You flatter me."
Zhang Ran: " Let me ask you a small question. You've been working hard for so many years.”
At this moment, Guo Defu was a little confused. He left a gap and said,"What are you doing?"
"I'm not doing anything. I'm just asking."”
"Anyway, it's alright. I earned a bit," said Guo Defu.”
"Did you buy a house?"
"I bought it."
"Did you buy a car?"
"I bought it."
"Did you buy an RV?"
Guo Defu was a little confused. He didn't know what Zhang Ran was going to say, so he was always on guard."You mean the sleeping car? There's one."
In fact, Guo Defu understood that this was a crosstalk technique called three turns and four tremors.
The audience didn't make much noise when he asked these three questions, but Zhang Ran had already attracted the attention of the audience. This was the time for Zhang Ran to show off his jokes.
Zhang Ran continued to look at Guo Defu seriously and asked,"Do you have many wives and concubines?"
Guo Defu: "…???"
" Phew-" The audience started laughing. Such a hot topic?
"This is a beautiful wish."”
"I'm too rich and too happy.”
"You're happy just like that?"”
"Happiness! You're like this, you! Then! Like this!"
"What about me?"”
"Go ahead. I hate happy people like you.”
Guo Defu: " What's wrong with you? Why are you so unhappy when you're on stage?" His nose was not his nose, and his eyes were not his eyes?”
"Sigh…Let me ask you." What is happiness?"
"…Happiness means buying a house and a car, and having a wife and concubines, right?"”
The audience started laughing again.
"No, this happiness should be read separately."
"Don't drive! Just tell me about this blessing!" Guo Defu was sweating profusely.”
The audience was speechless.
"You know." Zhang Ran raised his eyebrows.
"I understand." Guo Defu nodded.”
"Happiness is the state when one's thoughts are satisfied," Zhang Ran opened his fan and said.”
" Heh…" Guo Defu's mouth twitched." That makes sense."”
"But I've never been satisfied!"”
The audience was speechless.
"A few days ago, I got a girlfriend, and I took her to a restaurant that day." I want to eat small lobsters, and she wants to eat big lobsters. I want to eat crayfish, but she wants to eat big lobster. In the end, I got anxious and quarreled with her.”
"Why are you so anxious?" Guo Defu asked in confusion.”
"The moment I slammed the table, I started yelling. So what if it was small! So what if it was small! Is being small not enough to satisfy you?”
Guo Defu was shocked."Whoa!"
The audience burst into laughter. Zhang Ran, you've changed. You're driving so unexpectedly.
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