"My name is Shark Fin!"
Zhang Ran led the audience to shout, reminding everyone of Old Guo's glory when he became famous.
The little black fatty's teasing completely blew up the entire venue, and the audience also entered a state of mind.
However, Zhang Ran's crosstalk continued.
"I have to pursue my happiness, but where is my happiness?”
"I hid in the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. Zhang Ran, you will definitely succeed. You will definitely be happy!”
"You have to believe in yourself. You can do it. The only difference between you and Superman is…"
The audience had already recalled this joke. At this moment, someone bold added,"You're wearing your underpants inside!"
Zhang Ran pressed his hand down and continued,"The only difference between you and Superman is that you're not wearing underwear.”
"Hahahaha! Burp!"
"The similarity between you and Superman is that you both…wear blue long johns!”
"Good luck! Zhang Ran! You are the best, you will definitely be happy! I believe in you! Yes!"
Zhang Ran's self-motivation was amusing no matter how one looked at it!
The audience laughed again.
However, this was all just a foreshadowing, because the following words were the explosive point.
"After I finished talking to myself, I came out of the toilet. When I saw the toilet opposite me, a man came out!”
The audience laughed. So you went into the ladies 'room!
"So you went into the ladies 'room too!" Guo Defu complimented.”
"No, I saw that I went into the men's toilet!" Zhang Ran turned his head and said.”
At the same time, he was beaming with joy! "I saw that the person who came out of the women's toilet opposite was that little black fatty.”
The audience was dumbfounded.”
"So it was you I saw when I came out of the women's washroom!" Old Guo suddenly realized.”
It turned out that Old Guo had finished his inspirational speech and realized that he had entered the women's toilet!
The audience: " I can only give you 666 likes!”
Zhang Ran continued," The little black fatty was stunned when he saw me. He ran away immediately. At this time, someone came out of his toilet! A woman shouted," Don't let him run away. It's him. He went into the toilet and spouted nonsense. He scared me so much that I didn't dare to come out!"”
"When I saw the little black fatty being beaten up, I suddenly understood. This is bliss!”
"Huh?" Guo Defu was dumbfounded. So your happiness is built on my pain!”
Zhang Ran's expression did not change as he continued,"It was already dark. I was walking aimlessly on the street when I suddenly saw the city enforcement officers. When I saw it, I immediately ran away! Run!"
Guo Defu continued," You saw the enforcement officers, but they didn't care about you. Why did you run?!"”
It was time to wrap it up. Zhang Ran spoke very quickly, but the audience could hear him clearly."I ran to the kebab stall and picked up fifty kebabs. I told the kebab seller that I would eat these fifty kebabs first and pay after I finished them!”
"Ah!" Old Guo said blankly. Did you go to eat mutton skewers?"
Zhang Ran: " I was eating kebabs when the city enforcement officers came over. The kebabs seller ran away with the stove!”
"Hahahaha!" Old Guo laughed loudly. Is this method effective?"
The audience laughed knowingly.
Zhang Ran continued,"I'm holding this mutton skewer. I'm so happy!" This was happiness! What I want in my heart has been satisfied!"
"I thought about it. I can't just sit around and eat everything. I'll sell the remaining thirty skewers!”
"Aiya, you're really a businessman!"”
Zhang Ran: " I'm happy. Isn't this making money?!" Happiness! I do business!"
"How much money did you earn?" Guo Defu asked.”
"Thirty yuan!" Zhang Ran said angrily. I earn some and borrow some! I opened a crematorium!"
"You're talking nonsense. Can a private crematorium be opened?" Guo Defu questioned.”
Zhang Ran explained," It's not that kind of crematorium. It's a pet crematorium. Rich people raise small pets and can't bear to throw them away after they die. It's not appropriate to bury them. It's not wrong to hold a ceremony."”
"Above 50 centimeters, 800 yuan. 50 cm and below, 600 yuan.”
"He said he would give me 20 yuan, okay? I say, you want to die! 20 yuan and he burned it? Yesterday, he came alone and didn't even burn 1000 yuan.”
"What's wrong?"
"Burn the camels!" Zhang Ran said indignantly. He won't let me cut it."
"Is there such a big pot?" Guo Defu complained.”
The audience gasped.
Zhang Ran acted like a customer. Why couldn't he pay 20 yuan? Do you think you have to burn a cricket?"
Zhang Ran's acting state changed back to himself. He said disdainfully,"Are you looking for trouble? I won't let you burn it, I won't let you burn it!”
"It's fine if you don't burn it. Give me back the money for the mutton skewers!”
"So you're here to collect your debt!" Guo Defu chuckled.”
Crosstalk performances were all about having a beginning and an ending. The ending had to be connected to the plot.
The audience knew that it was over and cheered loudly!
Zhang Ran's crosstalk debut at De Yun Xuan had come to a successful conclusion!
When the audience thought about this crosstalk and the little black fatty's story, they were still unable to stop laughing.
"One more!"
The new audience might not understand, but the old audience could not help but sigh."De Yun Xuan's crosstalk is a soap opera!”
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