Zhang Ran took a deep breath and sang,"Ahhhh!" Five rings…"
No one expected Zhang Ran to do this.
The song of the fifth ring was Little Yueyue's famous song!
Little Yueyue said pitifully from behind,"Master, look! He's trying to kill me!"”
"You have one more ring than four."
"Ahhhh, five rings, you have one less ring than six!”
"Finally, one day, you will reach seven rings.”
"What if you reach seven rings? You have two more rings than five!”
Although the lyrics were too vulgar and broken, Zhang Ran's voice was excellent and his singing was actually quite good.
Even the audience sang along, creating a sea of joy.
Although he was under pressure, Zhang Ran still finished singing the song. After all, he couldn't just play jokes and make Little Yueyue feel disrespected.
Guo Defu looked at Zhang Ran in disappointment.
Little Yueyue's eyes lit up." Uncle-Master is so nice. He's even willing to sing this lousy song of mine."”
"How come you know this lousy song too!"
Zhang Ran smiled brightly and asked,""You guys aren't satisfied!"
Of course, the audience wanted to hear Zhang Ran sing more. They shook their heads and shouted,"Not satisfied!"
"Then I'll sing a little song."”
"Good!" The originally listless audience was now in high spirits.
Zhang Ran cleared his throat and began a song that was familiar in his previous life but almost no one in this world had heard before.
"First, I didn't ask you to worry. Second, I didn't ask you to worry. Third, I didn't ask you to wear the wrong little sister's flower Doudou. Little sister's Doudou was originally a golden chain.”
God-level singing activated!
This song,"Sending My Lover", was sung by Zhang Ran gently.
This was a song adapted from a folk song, which had been adapted into the Northeast's Two-people Rotation and finally into crosstalk.
In this world, there was nothing more lethal to girls than Zhang Ran learning to sing!
Instantly, the audience's attention was drawn over.
He was intoxicated by it!
"Little girl, send my man to the east of the gate. It just so happens that the heavens are raining and windy. It's better to have a little rain than a windy day.”
This was about infatuation.
"Little girl, send my man to the south of the gate. I took out two big silver dollars from my waist. I left one yuan for my man to buy a train ticket, and one yuan for my man to buy a Zhonghua cigarette.”
He was concerned.
"Little girl, you sent my man to the west of the gate. When I looked up, I saw a pear seller. I had the heart to buy two pears for my man, but then I remembered that my body was weak and couldn't eat that cold thing. The little sister sent my man, the little sister sent my man, the little sister sent my man, and sent him to the north of the gate.”
The melodious and affectionate tune entered the ears of the audience.
Zhang Ran's voice was already very good, and it had an additional effect on this handsome and delicate face.
This effect was comparable to a lady killer.
This farewell to her lover, one sentence after another, from the east to the south, and from the south to the west, was enough to show the deep love and reluctance.
The melody was melodious!
At this moment, Zhang Ran turned his head to the left and looked at Guo Defu. He continued to sing,"The moment I looked up, I saw a tortoise carrying a stone tablet. If I ask what crime this tortoise has committed, it's because he blocked his leg while performing crosstalk.”
Originally, the ending of this teasing version was meant for the main character to hear. However, at this moment, Zhang Ran was standing in the position of the main character. Yu Qian moved to the right again, and it happened that Old Guo was standing behind the table.
What crime did the turtle commit?
Bastard was performing crosstalk, but the table was blocking his leg!
At that time, everyone looked at Guo Defu and was stunned!
After waking up from the sound of nature, the audience burst into laughter as they looked at Ms. Guo."Hahahahaha!"
Old Guo was also dumbfounded. What was going on?
You brat, you're not kind. I got shot even while lying down!
Zhang Ran finished singing the song with a smile. Everyone behind him was a little dumbfounded.
What was going on?
Yesterday, you said a monologue called Fake Expert.
Today, you've come up with a song that you can sing in every performance?
Uncle-Master, do you have to be so scary!
"One more! One more!" The audience shouted again.
"Is there anything else?" Guo Defu asked.”
Zhang Ran was a little confused.”
"Sing!" The audience cheered.
Zhang Ran didn't hesitate." Today is my first day here. This is the only time. Let me tell you, this is the only time. Don't bully me in the future!"”
"What are you thinking!" A girl in the audience shouted.
Zhang Ran unfolded his fan and said leisurely,""Crosstalk has four subjects: This song isn't the little tune we sang just now. That's all part of learning to sing."
Guo Defu continued,"That's right, our crosstalk school's homework is called Taiping lyrics."”
Zhang Ran continued," Crosstalk performers don't know how to sing peaceful lyrics. Others earn a hundred, but you earn seventy-five. It's because one of the four subjects is short."
"That's right, but don't look down on our audience. They all understand." Guo Defu said.”
"You understand all of it?"
The audience was unwilling.”
"Then you guys might not understand the lyrics of my song!" Zhang Ran sighed.”
He had decided to bring out Second Master's trump card!
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