I, the Little Demon King of the crosstalk world!
32 You can’t imagine how happy Daddy is!

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"That's right, my name is Yu Xiaobao!"”

Guo Qilin thought that since he didn't know what this Youngest Uncle would say, he might as well just say whatever he wanted before he entered the main life.

Zhang Ran somewhat understood Guo Qilin's thoughts and said,"Yes, he's also called Guo Xiaobao, Zhang Xiaobao, Wang Xiaobao…"

The more Guo Qilin listened, the more confused she became.”

"Then why are you still calling me that? Tell me, what's your name?"”

This time, Guo Qilin was a little more honest and said,"My name is Guo Qilin."

"Yes, Guo Qilin. She's the child of our Deyun Xuan's Teacher Guo. A real second-generation star."

"I dare not." Guo Qilin said humbly," I've never hit anyone before!”

"Phew--" The audience all stopped him.

"He's a second-generation celebrity. Not only has he never beaten anyone up, but he also lives a simple and hard life. He doesn't pass on fashion brand, buy cars, wear watches, or date. He lives like an ascetic monk.”

"Sigh, I have no choice." Guo Qilin couldn't help but sigh.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Ran asked casually.”

"He's not my biological father, after all." Guo Qilin said, feeling a little wronged.”

"Whoa!" Zhang Ran couldn't hold her anymore. Guo Qilin was really going all out.

" Guo Qilin," Zhang Ran opened his folding fan and asked," I want to ask you a question. Do you envy the lives of those second-generation celebrities?"”

"I'm envious, but what can I do?”Guo Qilin asked.

"That day, Guo Qilin went to ask his father. "He said…" Zhang Ran imitated Guo Qilin's tone and actually imitated seventy to eighty percent of it.

God-level performance activated!

Zhang Ran: " Guo Qilin said,'Dad, what kind of life do you think other rich second-generation heirs lead? What kind of life do I lead? I want money too. I'll spend it like them!”

"Yes, you're right," Guo Qilin praised.”

Zhang Ran began to play the role of Ms. Guo again. Guo Qilin, you're in danger! His three views were not right! If I can give you money now, who will give you money when Daddy is gone in the future?”

Guo Qilin was dumbfounded. This voice sounded too much like my dad.

Zhang Ran continued to imitate Guo Defu and said,"Besides, do you think it's so good to be rich? Do you think your father is as happy as you think?”

Guo Qilin was about to cry.

When Zhang Ran acted as the Guo father and son, the audience was impressed by Zhang Ran's acting skills, but they were not happy.

This wasn't to say that Zhang Ran's crosstalk wasn't funny. This was called a three-turn and four-shake crosstalk. After laying the foundation, Zhang Ran had been leading the audience down.

"Not happy?" Guo Qilin hesitated. Isn't that good?"

Zhang Ran smiled and threw out the final bomb."Do you think your father is as happy as you think? You're wrong, child. You can't imagine how happy Daddy is!”

The tempo size just right.

You can't imagine how happy Daddy is!

The audience burst into laughter as they looked at Zhang Ran and the dumbfounded Guo Qilin.

"Hahaha, you can't imagine how happy I am.”

"This is too interesting. This sentence can be said to be the finishing touch!”

"Do you think Dad is as happy as you think?”

The scene exploded.

Guo Qilin looked at Zhang Ran in a daze for a moment before crying and throwing herself into Zhang Ran's arms.

Zhang Ran stroked Guo Qilin's head." The child has been wronged. Don't cry, child. You still have me. We're still friends."”

The audience also laughed foolishly. No one took it seriously.

In fact, the most important function of this short segment was to bring the audience in and attract their attention. Another point was to introduce the actors and portray Guo Qilin, Guo Defu's son, in the hearts of the audience.

It was a crosstalk technique, and Zhang Ran was using it to make a name for himself by teasing Guo Qilin.

Guo Qilin looked at Zhang Ran and suddenly found a brand new avenue of sunshine!

Zhang Ran shook off such a small burden at the beginning and then began to get to the main topic.

"Actually, we're very nervous about performing this crosstalk for everyone today. We're nervous because there are too many capable people here.”

"But our mentality is very good. We came with a learning attitude.”

"Everyone here, we treat you as a friend. No matter what your identity is, don't underestimate these hundreds of people.”

Guo Qilin had been holding it in an orderly manner. He had learned this from his master.

Zhang Ran suddenly raised his voice.”

"Do you know who is the leader of a large unit, a famous swordsman, a sword immortal who has obtained Dao, a monk from Shaolin Temple, an old Taoist from Wudang Mountain, and a Glacier Goddess who has finished her makeup?”

This part was all foreshadowing.

"Do you know who is the chief of Africa? Which country's empress? That's not even certain."

The audience burst into laughter.

Guo Qilin: " What do you mean by not sure? Then he won't come.”

Zhang Ran continued," That's why we treat you equally as long as you're sitting here. No matter how high your status is, no matter how low your status is, you're our bread and butter. You're our friend."”

Friendship, this was the theme of this part of " Giving a Wife and a Child ". Zhang Ran finally slowly entered the real world!

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