Guo Qilin pretended to be confused and said,"This…I don't understand! Why couldn't those who were fighting to sit at the back hand it over?”
"Think about it," said Zhang Ran."When the car comes, some people sit in the front and some sit in the back. However, those who sit in the front usually have to pay.”
"Oh…it's more convenient to pay!"
"It's not worth ten or twenty yuan. The driver didn't say that he had to ask the people behind him to pay. It was fine as long as there was one in front. Therefore, those who fought to sit at the back were all money-grubber.”
"Of course, some people sit in the front occasionally. They can't always sit in the back. When they reached the place, they took out a fifty dollar bill and handed it to the driver.”
"I can't find it. Hand over the one behind you. I have ten yuan here!”
"Sometimes, there are times when things go wrong. For example, if you can't get the change in front, you can hand it over later.”
Guo Qilin sighed." These two scoundrels met. They're not good."”
The audience laughed again.
"Also, you can't hand over the person who takes a long time to get dressed after taking a shower in the bathing center," Zhang Ran continued.”
Instantly, the audience understood. Or rather, art came from life.
"Hmph!" This sounds fresh."
"He's done showering. It's time to pay. He wore one sock seven times and is wasting time here. This is the right leg!"
Guo Qilin was dumbfounded.”
Zhang Ran smiled coldly." His friend can't stay in there. It's hot after he wears his clothes." He said,"Hurry up. We'll wait for you outside."”
"The moment they go out, they pay the bill. Those who go out first pay the bill, and those who go out later pay the bill. Nine out of ten people came out of the shower, and they all let the knot at the back go. That was ridiculous.”
"That's why I say, don't befriend those who bathe and put on clothes slowly. There was another one who went out to eat and was about to pay the bill to go to the toilet! You can't hand it over!"
Guo Qilin continued to play dumb and said with a smile,"Why?"
Zhang Ran: " He drank the soup and was full. He went to the toilet to squat. When he came back, he had to pretend to ask," Aiya, why didn't you wait for me?”
"This method is fine for one person, but if four people are like this, it won't work.”
"After dinner, the four of them ran to the toilet. The waiter pushed the door open and came in. Which one of these four is going to pay?"
The audience laughed again.
"These are all simple principles.”
"One noble and one lowly, friendship is revealed!"
"It's hard to say. Let's make an example. Take me for example. I'm not the Zhang Ran who does crosstalk today. I'm someone from a very poor family.”
" My parents are old and in poor health. My wife has been sick for a long time and has been laid off. My children can't afford to go to school. The seven of us live in a three-square-meter house and sleep standing up. There's nothing at home except for four briquettes. I can't bear to buy them. The children cried and the adults made a fuss. In winter, the house was as cold as an ice cellar.”
Guo Qilin gritted his teeth as he listened. He had heard this phrase many times in the past two days. Hearing Zhang Ran's sad tone, he actually couldn't stand it.
"I have the heart to die. I have an old man and a young man to take care of," said Zhang Ran with a bitter face. I braced myself and went out to do business.”
"It's winter, and I'm wearing a cotton-padded jacket. There's no cotton inside. Bare-legged, bare-headed, bare-headed, bare-headed,”
"Ah?" Guo Qilin was dumbfounded." A newspaper from 20 years ago?”
"Pushing open the door and walking down the street, the north wind whistled and the rain was mixed with snow. A few leaves fell like small knives. Walking on the road at 5:30 in the afternoon, there were thousands of lights and cars.”
In this short paragraph, Zhang Ran's expression, actions, and the connection between each word reached its peak.
Just this part was comparable to a stand-up comedy!
The audience couldn't help but exclaim in surprise. They were all in the same situation and were instantly stunned. This skill was definitely at Guo Defu's level back then!
"I can't live or die! Is there no place for me in this vast world?”
Guo Qilin didn't even memorize the lines. She couldn't help but blurt out,""Too tragic!"
"I have to live too! Walking forward in the wind and snow, this was called staggering! Take out the two newspapers in your hands and read them! It was the 2001 evening newspaper! Beijing's Olympic bid was a success! Watch the news!"
Zhang Ran's aura suddenly rose, and he said firmly,"I even have the heart to die!"
"That's true." Guo Qilin sighed.”
Zhang Ran's expression suddenly changed, and the atmosphere became lively."Go forward, fight, you're coming!”
"Oh?" Guo Qilin was also delighted. I'm coming over!"
"You're not the Guo Qilin who does crosstalk today!”
"Then what is my identity?"
"You're a big boss from a multi-national company. You're rich and a big businessman. You drive a Cadillac, and your family owns Deyun Entertainment Co., Ltd., Deyun Chinese Clothing Factory, Deyun Red Wine Winery, and Guo Family Restaurant! How rich! He was too rich! You can bend your middle finger to the richest man!”
"Zhang Ran…I want to ask you something."
Guo Qilin broke through the original route and stabbed in.
"You can ask." Zhang Ran smiled.
"Why do you know so much about my family's business?”Guo Qilin asked with a blank expression.
For a moment, Zhang Ran could not hold back his emotions and laughed.
The entire audience laughed. For a moment, the theater was filled with a happy atmosphere.
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