"Then a moment of silence is a sign of friendship!”
Thus, Zhang Ran gave another example.
The previous example was between two friends, one poor and one rich. The poor would be embarrassed to trouble the rich, but the rich would definitely help the poor. This was true friendship.
Zhang Ran acted as two characters and spoke in three different tones, bringing out the strength of his stand-up comedy to the fullest.
But friendship was different.
"Let me use you as an example. You're not a rich man anymore. You're an eighteen-year-old young man!”
Zhang Ran described a Guo Qilin who was going on a date with a girl. She was wearing a white suit and died outside. As a result, she got into a car accident and was used as a guiding arrow on the ground. She disappeared for three years.
This was a very bizarre description.
Of course, there were a lot of jokes in between, and the effect was not bad.
It was not until three years later that they found Guo Qilin, who had passed away.
She was soaked in horse urine and got up from the road.
Zhang Ran said calmly," I know him. This is Guo Qilin. If she dies, I'll treat everyone to noodles when I come back!”
"The rest is difficult. We have to send a letter to your father!”
"Your father, Guo Defu, is ninety years old. It's the greatest misfortune to lose a son when he's old. Go deliver the letter to the family! No one wants to go!"
"Why?" Guo Qilin asked.”
"Tell a ninety-year-old man that his son is dead?" Zhang Ran said angrily. The old man is gone too, so who does this belong to?!"
"No one wants to go! At this time, I'm the only one left! I'll go! I'm Guo Qilin's best friend!”
"The white matter is done! After receiving the pension, I went to his house to deliver the letter.”
Guo Qilin cupped her hands.”
Zhang Ran continued," When I arrived at your house, I opened the window to take a look. Ah, how sad. The human heart is fleshy. A ninety-year-old man! There's only one person left."
"However, Mr. Guo's health is still very good. His face is red and his head is full of white hair. It's just that he has no teeth.”
"You're eating and your teeth are stuffed.”
The audience reacted and laughed. They felt that this matter was strange.
Guo Qilin: " Wait a minute. How are you going to stuff your teeth with only one tooth left?"”
"He ate the lotus root and got caught.”
"Hey!"
"I don't feel good about this!" Zhang Ran waved his hand. The old master is making meat slices at home!"
"Mutton slices, beef, fish balls, prawn balls, tripe, prawns, and more than 40 kinds of vegetables.”
The more Guo Qilin listened, the more she wanted to cry.”
Zhang Ran frowned." What are you talking about? Why is your father Guo Defu so stupid?!"”
"I've been missing for three years!" Guo Qilin was not convinced. He hasn't seen me for three years, and he's still eating like this!”
"Phew!" The audience was laughing.
"I'll go into the house now. When I saw the old man, the old man greeted me and said," Come over here, kid."
" I was in a difficult position. I said,'I have no choice but to say this. Qilin is gone. She died in a car accident three years ago.”
"Ms. Hunt, you'll be my biological father from now on. I'll take care of you from now on. Don't be sad, Old Master.”
Then, Zhang Ran began to perform. The old man went from being stunned to covering his face in pain.
Zhang Ran raised his head and imitated the old man's words."Pass me that prawn!"
Guo Qilin panicked." Why are you still eating when you heard that I'm dead?!"”
This contrast made the audience laugh.
When the old man heard that his son was dead, he still wanted to eat prawns.
"Come, let's have a drink!" Zhang Ran imitated the old man. This old man is really magnanimous."
"This old man ate and drank his fill. He slept for a while and only asked me what was wrong when he woke up.”
"I said that Guo Qilin is gone. Car accident! The old man said,"That's good, that's good. I don't want to cause trouble for the country."”
"I said that this is a pension from the country. It's a hundred yuan.”
"I'm only worth a hundred yuan?"”
Zhang Ran: " How can I? The old man said that we can't cheat the country of its money. I'll give you 50 yuan."”
"…So I'm only worth 50?"”
Zhang Ran ignored Guo Qilin's doubts and continued,""From now on, I will be responsible for taking care of your father and taking care of him in his old age.”
"This is the relationship between the two of us.”
Zhang Ran thought for a moment and said,"The most important thing is to entrust your wife and children!"”
"How do you explain this?”Guo Qilin asked.
However, Zhang Ran looked like he was done."It's too late today. I'll come to this small theater again in a few days. Let's talk about it in the future.”
"Next time, let's talk about the matter of entrusting a wife and child!”
The audience applauded in confusion. They all knew that Zhang Ran was digging a hole, waiting to bury Guo Qilin.
When Zhang Ran said this, Guo Qilin became anxious."Don't, why did you stop here! You have to say it! Since you said this, explain!”
Zhang Ran looked at Guo Qilin in confusion and said,""Do you like it?"
"Of course I want to know."”
"People like you are really rare!”
The audience had a rough idea of what was going to happen next and laughed.
Otherwise, the audience of De Yun Xuan would know how to do crosstalk!
Guo Qilin was dumbfounded." So what? I have a strong thirst for knowledge!"”
"If you're willing to die, I'll be willing to bury you!" Zhang Ran laughed viciously.”
He was offering his wife and son!
The climax of the entire crosstalk was this offering of his wife and child!
But whether Guo Qilin would be able to support this place, it was hard to say.
The audience was looking forward to Zhang Ran, but Zhang Ran hoped that Guo Qilin would be in her best condition!
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I hope that everyone will like it. Even if you don't like it, don't give up. I still have a lot of crosstalk segments in my stomach!
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