Zhang Ran continued to talk about Huang Banxian.
When Huang Banxian left, she put on her raincoat when she saw that her wife's leg was hurting.
Head Chief Cui was puzzled,"It's such a sunny day outside, why are you wearing a raincoat?"”
Huang Banxian smiled without saying a word and followed Chief Steward Cui into Beijing.
At night, it rained heavily.
Old Huang pondered in the room. He thought about it again and again and felt that it was ridiculous. What was going on!
His wife's legs must be hurting from the cold in such a heavy rain!
He said that he couldn't predict it, but this manager still urged him to come over. Wasn't this crazy?
At most, he would calculate that it would be cloudy and rainy. He still had to bring his wife over.
Even if he came, where would the emperor find the luminous pearls tomorrow? Next to the cooking pot? Behind the water tank?
The imperial palace should have one too!
If he couldn't calculate it, then wouldn't this manager be unlucky?
As he thought about it, he pointed at the door angrily."Urge! Urge! I'm here. Can you live?"
Unexpectedly, because of the heavy rain, Chief Steward Cui became suspicious of Huang Banxian's inaccurate words and came to eavesdrop outside Old Yellow Gate.
He didn't even hear Old Yellow's nagging.
"Hurry up!" Old Yellow said angrily. Urge! I'm here. Can you live?"
The audience laughed.
Steward Cui was scared out of his wits on the spot. He thought that Old Huang was really a half-immortal.
Steward Cui pushed open the door and knelt down,"" Spare me, half-immortal! Spare me, half-immortal!"
Old Huang was startled. At the sight of Steward Cui's look, he started to pretend to trick Cui Ying into telling him that he had stolen the bead.
He even managed to trick her out of hiding the pearl.
He even received a thousand taels of silver from Chui Ying.
The next day, Old Huang went to the palace to meet the emperor. He pretended to find the bead according to Chui Ying's instructions.
The emperor was full of joy and rewarded Lao Huang.
The next morning, he picked a date from the tree and hid it in his hand to test Old Yellow.
Old Huang pondered for a long time, thinking that the Emperor had brought the luminous pearl to test him so early in the morning.
He said,"Your Majesty, it's so early in the morning, and you're already…(Using these Night-Luminescent Pearls to enjoy?)）”
When the Emperor heard this, he said,"Yes, yes, yes. It's a big green jujube!"”
When Old Huang saw this, he was so scared that his braids stood up. He immediately prepared to go home…
When the audience heard this, they laughed like crazy! It was early in the morning! He actually managed to get past the big green jujube just like that!
Immediately, the Emperor felt that Huang Banxian was too evil and wanted to make Old Huang an official.
Old Huang was adamant, so the Emperor wanted to kill him. This kind of god could not be released. What if he was used by others?
The Emperor took a box and hid the Empress 'precious golden toad inside.
If Old Yellow couldn't calculate it, he would kill Old Yellow!
Old Huang couldn't figure it out no matter what. He was burning with anger and filled with grief as he pointed at the box and said…
"Yellow Toad! You will die in this box!"
When the Emperor heard this, he was right again!
At this point, Zhang Ran had spoken a long segment of " Yellow Banxian " for a full 40 minutes!
As usual, he turned around and left!
The audience was laughing like crazy!
They had never stopped this crosstalk segment. It was just one word-awesome!
It was too funny.
All the details were cleverly designed.
Zhang Ran spoke in his own style.
He could play all kinds of roles by himself!
Powerful funny logic!
40 minutes, not a single point to pee!
"It's worth it! Today was really worth it!"
"Was this crosstalk created by Zhang Ran?”
"Huang Banxian is Master Liu Baorui's lost work!”
"A truly lost stand-up comedy!"
The venue exploded once again as the audience reminisced about this crosstalk. Almost every joke could withstand scrutiny!
……
"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk 'Sheep Climbing the Tree', performed by Guo Defu and Yu Qian.”Hou Zhen went up the stage to announce again.
The audience was still immersed in their fantasy. They had been sending gifts to the old couple by this time…
Guo Defu and Yu Qian looked at each other and smiled. They had just listened to Huang Banxian's entire story.
Of course, he understood how shocked the audience would be when they heard this for the first time.
Hence, the old couple was left on the stage for a minute…
This had never happened on De Yun Xuan's stage before.
Guo Defu had mixed feelings…
Yu Qian's mood was also very complicated…
It was fine if you said that Zhang Ran had dug a hole for Little Yueyue previously.
Guo Defu had asked Zhang Ran to dig this pit.
Then, Guo Defu jumped in…
However, Guo Defu couldn't just sit there and wait for death!
"You guys really don't have any gifts? Just like what Zhang Ran said before, he didn't leave any for us?”
This sentence echoed with Zhang Ran's opening of offering his wife and son.
"Hahaha!"
Only then did the audience react and send flowers to Old Guo.
……
Zhang Ran returned backstage, exhausted…
Why didn't Guo Defu say that the twenty-third segment was a legend?
The next day, Guo Defu's voice was hoarse.
These two forty-minute periods of hard work were exhausting him.
For crosstalk, one had to put in a lot of effort.
Like that guy who left after twenty minutes…It would be strange if he became popular…
Gao Feng looked at Zhang Ran with admiration.""Brother, this Huang Banxian is also…a family heirloom?”
Zhang Ran drank some water and said weakly,"It's a family heirloom."”
There was no other way. He could only push this kind of crosstalk that had been lost for 50 to 60 years to his family.
Gao Feng's eyes lit up." Let's go eat later. Let's eat and drink. You can choose which bath center you want!"”
Yan Hexiang was shocked. Boss Gao, you're actually such a person!”
"Let's go, we're number thirty-seven!"”
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