I, the Little Demon King of the crosstalk world!
45 Ms. Yu Meows Like a Cat, It’s Very Nice 3/6

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As the few of them made a scene, the backstage was very happy.

This was the embodiment of Gao Feng. Although he was an old artist, he would do anything for a good crosstalk.

The members of De Yun Xuan silently noted it down in their little notebook.

"The power that can make Teacher Gao hire a bathing center: Lost stand-up crosstalk!"

Zhang Ran looked at them and smiled knowingly.

After Old Guo was done, he pulled Gao Feng out to chat with the audience.

It was only the end, and everyone went on stage.

"Zhang Ran! Come out."

"Zhang Banxian, we have a friendship of entrusting our wives and children!”

"Zhang Ran! Send my lover away!"

Zhang Ran pretended not to hear him.

As long as he was around, he would be called out.

It was tiring to be popular.

"Zhang Ran, come here." Guo Defu quickly waved his hand.”

Zhang Ran came to the front of the stage.

Guo Defu's face was full of joy." The standoffish performance just now, Huang Banxian, is a lost joke. It's the same as a fake expert."”

The audience applauded.

"You flatter me too much." Zhang Ran cupped his hands.”

"Then sing another song for the audience."”

Zhang Ran thought for a moment and said,"…What do you think I should sing?”

There were all kinds of answers below: ”

"Exploring the Qingshui River! I haven't heard of it in a long time!"

"To my lover!"

"How about Legend of the White Snake?"

"Forget it, I'll sing a song."”

"Oh?" Guo Defu was very surprised and clapped with both hands." Yay!”

Zhang Ran put on a show and pointed his left hand in the air."Say heavenly relatives…"

Guo Defu kicked him.!!”

"Hey, why did I say again?"

The audience burst into laughter.

This was all a stage effect. Zhang Ran was not in a hurry and returned to the center of the venue."All of the above are just jokes. Do you want to hear the kind that can be broadcasted or not?”

"Heh, you even know how to sing something that can't be broadcasted?”Guo Defu added.

However, the audience was saying,"It can't be broadcasted!”

"Not really. Did Boss Gao bring a board?”Zhang Ran suddenly turned around and said.

Gao Feng took out two bamboo boards from his pocket. He had always carried them with him.

Zhang Ran took it directly. If it were anyone else, Boss Gao would have to personally make the board.

"How about I give everyone a bamboo book?”Zhang Ran stood there, holding the allegro in his hand.

Guo Defu narrowed his eyes. In the past, bamboo-board calligraphy was actually a big book. It was like storytelling. One had to find a library. The Three Kingdoms, the East, and the West all used bamboo-board calligraphy to sing. He sang and talked for a while. This has been lost for 40 to 50 years!"

"Yes." Zhang Ran nodded.

" All these years, I've only taught Little Yueyue the entire Virtuous Cloud Pavilion," Guo Defu said." The main reason is that Little Yueyue didn't dare to perform crosstalk at that time."”

Little Yueyue was also smiling from behind.""There was nothing at that time."

"You don't have to say that. Little Yueyue can still eat well," Guo Defu said.”

The audience laughed.

"I didn't expect Zhang Ran to sing bamboo board books today.”Guo Defu said," Let's listen to him sing.”

"Which part?"

"Demolish the west chamber!"

Zhang Ran bowed slightly and started to play the allegro in his hand, flying up and down skillfully.

"Yingying, sit still and hold your chin with your hand. Call out to Hong Niang, come over quickly.”

"Call me matchmaker, come over quickly. Your lady has something, this unknown thing, you have to explain it clearly from the beginning!”

"Zhang Junrui was originally a guest of the Tang Dynasty. Our Song family has three generations of women. The Tang and Song Dynasties were separated by two hundred years.”

Each sentence was full of charm, and the climax was directly sung!

"When the matchmaker heard this, she pursed her lips and smiled.”

"Old Master is in the court. He is an official.”

"King Song has opened a literary examination hall, and all the candidates of the world have come to the capital.”

"A Young Master Guan came from Henan. Guan Hanqing traveled thousands of miles to the capital.”

"Old Master took bribes and wronged his literary talent!”

Zhang Ran said one by one. This bamboo book and a little tune actually made the audience below the stage fascinated.

This part of the story was actually a way to tease the author of The Western Chamber.

Zhang Ran only sang half of the song. After all, it took too long, and that was enough for the audience to like it.

Zhang Ran carefully wiped the board clean and returned it to Boss Gao.

"I'll stop singing here today. You guys come back and let Little Yueyue sing the second half, okay?”

The audience was a little reluctant, but they all agreed on account of Zhang Ran.

Little Yueyue, who was standing at the back, was shocked.”

So now he didn't even know that Zhang Ran had tricked him.

Guo Defu: " Hahaha, that's not bad. I'm glad that Zhang Ran can join De Yun Xuan!"”

Zhang Ran was a little embarrassed. After all, he was a humble and reserved young master. He changed the topic."Oh right, I heard that our De Yun Xuan has a new program. Do you want to listen?”

"Who is it?" Guo Defu asked suspiciously.”

"I heard that Teacher Yu's meowing sounds especially good when imitating cats."”

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