It was already past nine in the evening.
In the suburbs of Beijing, lightning struck…Oh, no, it was the Heavenly Spirit and Earthly Flower Pet Paradise.
This was Teacher Yu Qian's side job.
In De Yun Xuan's crosstalk, Teacher Yu Qian's pony was often mentioned.
Every single one of them was made from Teacher Yu's blood and bones.
Cough cough, isn't this wicked…
Zhang Ran's eyes lit up when he arrived. Indeed, the environment here was too good.
There were all kinds of rare animals. This was also related to Teacher Yu Qian's hobby of making friends.
Speaking of making friends, it had to be the friendship of offering his wife and son!
It was a string of words.
Zhang Ran, Guo Defu, and Yu Qian entered the hall.
Teacher Yu Qian's wife had already prepared a table of food, but she left without serving it.
The sisters-in-law of De Yun Xuan were all confidants.
"Come, the food cooked at home is delicious.”Teacher Yu Qian said and lit a cigarette.
Zhang Ran didn't hold back and sat down. These two were his senior brothers, so there was nothing to be uncomfortable about.
At the dining table, Teacher Yu Qian told him an interesting story.
It was also here, at this dining table, that he and his friends ate and smoked. They took a photo and posted it on Weibo.
"At that time, some netizens commented, saying, Yu Qian, how can you smoke in a public place like a restaurant!”
Zhang Ran smiled and looked at the surrounding environment. It was indeed magnificent, like a restaurant.
"I've replied to him. Brother, this isn't a public place. Look carefully. This is my house!”
"He replied to me again,'But you can't smoke either. Smoking is harmful to your health!”
"You saw it, right? When you don't speak, he scolds you. He can't beat you in scolding, right? He cares about you very much!”
When Zhang Ran heard this, he smiled knowingly." This is the philosophy of life. A keyboard warrior is really a pain in the ass."”
Guo Defu, who was eating quietly, suddenly sighed."Back then, when I just became popular, those people in the crosstalk world started scolding me, saying that your crosstalk was not good, that you were vulgar, that your lines were dirty, and that you were going to be done for if you performed crosstalk like this.”
Zhang Ran nodded respectfully.
"Now, they can't beat me in scolding because I'm the only one who's considered popular in crosstalk. Only my jokes are considered traditional, and only I'm the only one who survived. Guess what?"
Most people would definitely answer,"They don't dare to scold you anymore."”
"They're starting to care about you!" Zhang Ran raised his eyebrows.”
"That's right! Hahaha." Guo Defu laughed out loud." They changed the topic and affirmed my art of crosstalk. Then, they posted on the Internet: Why did we scold Guo Defu back then? This was because the continuation of crosstalk was built on academics. Without culture, how could crosstalk be performed!”
"We firmly believe that crosstalk actors must be cultured. Only then can they carry the banner of crosstalk! Therefore, we have a problem with Guo Defu!”
Zhang Ran listened to Guo Defu's narration with a spartan expression."The crosstalk world is still so shameless!”
Guo Defu gritted his teeth." That's right. If I listened to her, I would be a graduate student in my forties, and my disciples would have to go to university to get their bachelor's degree. How many years would that take? Crosstalk would be dead! Aiyo! This knife doesn't bleed."
Zhang Ran: " Let's follow Little Yueyue's example. With his brain, when he returns to the crosstalk stage in his fifties or sixties with a graduation certificate in hand, I'll graduate from university. Heh, I can perform crosstalk! It's interesting just thinking about it."
Yu Qian: " If I can excel in my studies, who would still come out and do crosstalk!”
Guo Defu: " If he can excel in his studies, how can he have the basic skills of crosstalk!”
"This is a contradiction." Zhang Ran chuckled.”
Guo Defu: " You can say that there's a newcomer with a PhD in crosstalk. He's quite proud of himself for coming up to perform a formal crosstalk. How can a PhD do crosstalk!"
"That person didn't even pass the auditions, right?" Yu Qian asked curiously. He…can be said to be the source of our De Yun Xuan's happiness. It's so fun."
"Why can't a professor perform crosstalk?!" Zhang Ran said with a face full of dissatisfaction. I'm a doctor."
Yu Qian smiled." Child, you drank too much. You're scolding yourself!"”
Zhang Ran smiled and did not explain further.
Once he revealed his identity as a Ph. D. from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, the two senior brothers probably wouldn't let him do crosstalk.
To put it in a small way, this was persecuting the people.
To put it more bluntly, this was harming the country!
The three of them drank and chatted.
After three rounds of wine, the dishes have been five flavors.
Guo Defu was drinking to his heart's content. Among the three of them, he was the most unhappy because of what happened during the day, so he was the first to collapse on the table.
Yu Qian blushed." Child, I know what happened today. What do you want to do?"”
"Senior Brother, you don't have to worry about it. I…I'm fine.”Zhang Ran laughed loudly."If the crosstalk world comes, what's there to be afraid of? I, Zhang Ran, will kill them all by myself!"
Yu Qian smiled, laughing at his lofty sentiments.""Let's go out and ride a horse!"
"Is this considered drunk driving?" Zhang Ran asked.”
The night was deep, and the moon was like a bow!
Zhang Ran and Yu Qian rode side by side in the horse farm.
It wasn't a pony, it really wasn't a pony. It was a real Ferghana Horse, the treasure of Yu Qian's shop.
Later generations praised:
Three feet of Longquan, ten thousand volumes of books, God gave birth to me, what do you think?
If I can't serve the country and pacify the world, whose husband am I?
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