Zhang Ran continued to calmly prepare the towels, wooden blocks, and folding fans on the table.
He began to perform his first stand-up crosstalk on the stage of the small theater.
This was a stand-up comedy that had never appeared in this world before.
The audience heard Zhang Ran's magnetic voice.
"I'm depressed every day, and I sing every night.”
"Riding a mule at the expense of others, starving justice and fairness.”
"Blind people who repair bridges and roads, killing and setting fires have many sons.”
"I went to the Western Heaven to ask Buddha, and Buddha said…"
When Zhang Ran said this, he threw the awakening wood with a "pa" and said the last four words in a rhythmic manner.
"I have no choice!"
This was a classic poem, and Guo Defu had said it before. As for whether Guo Defu in this world had mentioned it or not, Zhang Ran didn't know.
So what if he copied the set poem? Guo Defu is my senior anyway, so what am I afraid of!
When the audience heard this poem, they all applauded.
This was the benefit of Zhang Ran making friends with the audience.
"Let me tell everyone a joke. It was my grandfather who told me about it. He said that when my grandfather was young, there was an old man living at the back door of my house. His surname was Man, and his name was Man Don't Understand.”
"This Grandpa Man, his family is very rich. Anyway, he has been muddleheaded for half his life. He just needs to save money. He knows that the more money, the better! When he was in his forties, he wanted to do some business.”
"The problem is that he doesn't understand! He didn't know anything! What kind of business do you think he can do? After a while, he was introduced to a person named Jia, Jia expert!”
Zhang Ran slowly narrated the story.
This was a classic piece by Liu Baorui, the one-man king in his previous life. It was called " Fake Expert "!
Man Don't Know opened a medicine shop with money. He found a business partner called Jia Xingjia and spent two thousand yuan to buy a medicine shop. He also had a little shop assistant called good-for-nothing!
However, on the day of the opening, he came to buy medicinal herbs.
The man asked for ten cents of " vermilion ", but the fake expert didn't know what vermilion was. He instructed the man to buy two dollars worth of pure silver beads and told the man that they were called " silver beads " before sending them over.
The other party asked for ten cents of " bletilla," but the fake expert didn't know what bletilla was, so he ordered a big " white chicken " weighing three catties and six taels to be sent over.
Until someone came to buy the medicinal herb,"monkshood", the fake expert wanted to sell Man Butong and his son as "father and son".
In the end, a person appeared to want to buy "Amomum villosum". The fake expert said,"I, a good-for-nothing, and a daughter-in-law who doesn't know anything. It just so happens that there are three of us. Let's buy them all!"”
The entire crosstalk could be said to have no explosive points, but there was nothing that was not amusing!
This was the charm of a crosstalk master's joke!
Coupled with Zhang Ran's rhythm and size, it was perfect!
When Zhang Ran was narrating this crosstalk, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
If they were allowed to unleash their full power, they would probably be able to tear the ceiling of the small theater apart!
……
"I'll go!" Gao Feng sat on the sofa backstage and could not help but jump up." This is a real traditional crosstalk, a lost traditional stand-up crosstalk!”
As the head coach of De Yun Xuan who was passionate about traditional crosstalk, Gao Feng was completely excited!
The people backstage were dumbfounded. They had never seen Gao Feng lose his composure like this!
Little Yueyue and Sun Yue looked at each other and were on the verge of tears.""What should we do? It's the two of us next! The venue is so hot, how am I supposed to suppress it!”
Shaobing smiled foolishly and rejoiced,""Fortunately, I was the opening. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to act!”
……
Zhang Ran looked at the audience and was very satisfied.
This was also the audience that had the best atmosphere since he started his crosstalk!
This was the advantage of a small theater.
"When the cobbler heard the explanation, he ran out. "Hey!" Man didn't understand and shouted. Master Chen, why are you running?"
"Leather Craftsman Chen said,'I'm still not running? If someone comes to buy 'dried orange peels', they'll sell me too!”
After finishing this crosstalk, Zhang Ran turned around and walked backstage!
The audience was stunned for three seconds before they burst into applause and cheers!
"Hahaha! Orange peel! Didn't he just have to sell off Chen Pi Jiang?”
"It's fun! It's so fun!"
"Zhang Ran, come out!"
For a moment, the entire place was in an uproar.
As the announcer, Hou Zhen did not dare to go out to announce the scene. This was only the second segment, and there was no arrangement for Zhang Ran to return!
Little Yueyue and Sun Yue said with bitter faces,""Next up is the two of us. This time, we have to bring out our trump cards!”
When Zhang Ran returned backstage, Gao Feng's eyes lit up when he saw him. He rushed over and asked,"Thank you, thank you!"
In the world of crosstalk, hard work was a very important phrase.
"This is Master Liu Baorui's fake expert, right?”
Zhang Ran looked at his excitement and was a little confused."That's right."
"Brother, where did you find this information? I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's not there!" Gao Feng's face was filled with worship.
For others, this traditional crosstalk could only be considered particularly fun. For Gao Feng, a traditional crosstalk enthusiast, this was like obtaining a treasure!
Zhang Ran tidied up his clothes that were crumpled by Gao Feng and casually said,"Family heirloom."
"Family heirloom?"
Gao Feng was dumbfounded.
The identity of a transmigrator was Zhang Ran's biggest secret. Of course, he would not say it, but at least he had the identity of a member of the Zhang family.
The Zhang family was a family that had ties with the older generation of the Ma, Chang, and Hou families in the crosstalk circle. Although no one in the family had ever performed crosstalk, the traditional crosstalk circle would definitely give the Zhang family some face as long as they knew about the Zhang family.
As for those who didn't know about the Zhang family, they were either foreign crosstalk bureaucrats or unrated existences in the crosstalk world.
Zhang Ran looked at the photos of Hou San Ye and Zhang Wenhai and said,""My grandfather and Master Liu Baorui are good friends.”
"I see. Sorry for the disrespect." Gao Feng was a little dazed.
Zhang Ran felt that the atmosphere was a little sad. He smiled brightly at Gao Feng."Do you want to learn? Treat us to a meal, big sword!"
It was time to make a profit.
In the future, there would be many more such "family stories".
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