"Nuclear? What nucleus?"
After hearing Cthulhu's words, Chen Ziyan's eyes lit up.
Originally, he had only had some guesses, but his guesses had reached a peak when Cthulhu was in his arms this morning.
Why did everyone else use their real names in the chat group while he was the only black dot?
Why was he able to get the Book of Dead Souls and the Mystic Monarch's Seven Secret Chapters from the dream?
Why was Cthulhu, a god who had been active in the universe since ancient times, so afraid of his own shadow?
Why could his shadow move freely?
Originally, these were just some scattered doubts, but after this morning, these doubts were all put together.
Cthulhu, who knew that she had said the wrong thing, kept her mouth shut. She knew that as long as she didn't say anything, Chen Ziyan wouldn't be able to do anything to her.
"Alright, since you don't want to say it, then I'll change my words. Am I human?”
Looking at her tightly shut mouth, Chen Ziyan smiled and moved the shadow's knife arm away a little, then lowered his head again.
Now that he was almost certain that she was mainly afraid of him, this protective measure could basically be removed.
"Oh…ha, ha, how can a lowly human bear your great soul?”
After a long French kiss, Cthulhu said with a red face.
She couldn't say anything else, but she could say this.
"Hiss, you're so vicious. You actually dare to call me inhuman!”
After hearing Cthulhu's words, Chen Ziyan pretended to be surprised. At the same time, he was extremely surprised.
Originally, he had only wanted to trick this Outer God who did not look very smart. He did not expect to actually trick such a big secret.
"Shadow, chop her up. I want to eat octopus balls today.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the shadow's blade-like arm suddenly descended and slashed at Cthulhu's head, no, the octopus head.
"Wait, you just kissed me. You can't deny it just because you pulled up your pants.”
Cthulhu, who saw the blade coming at her, jumped off the bed in panic and shouted at Chen Ziyan.
The way she was frantically hiding in a small room didn't look like an ancient god who could treat Earth like a football.
The shadow and Chen Ziyan's minds were connected. Naturally, he knew that Chen Ziyan didn't really want to kill Cthulhu, so it was just an ordinary slash.
At this moment, Cthulhu gritted his teeth in hatred.
The first kiss that I've kept for god knows how many years was taken by you just like that. Then, you didn't admit it after you took it and even wanted to chop me up. Do you really think I'm not angry?
If you piss me off, I'll go back to R'lyeh. Even if those damn ancient gods seal me, I won't come here.
"Master, your grandson called. Master, your grandson called.”
Just as Cthulhu was celebrating in his heart, his phone rang.
"Wait a minute, I have to take this call."
After seeing that it was Brother Li on the caller ID, Chen Ziyan asked the shadow to make the octopus meatballs later.
After all, he was a public figure now. What if Cthulhu's screams were heard when he called? How to explain?
"Uncle Chen, there's a mission. Are you coming?”
As soon as the call connected, Brother Li's hoarse voice came through.
"No, why do you call me Uncle Chen? Wait, I'll be right there.”
Chen Ziyan said helplessly after hearing Brother Li's address.
Ever since Zhao Yanyan called him Uncle Chen last night, this title was like a joke.
"Don't say so much. Hurry up and go downstairs.”
Brother Li said with a smile on the phone.
"Alright, I'll be right there."
Chen Ziyan hung up the phone.
"I'm going on a mission in the next two days. Stay at home and don't cause trouble for me. I'll leave this phone to you to relieve your boredom. With your status as a god, you should know how to use this thing if you want to.”
After setting the password to none, Chen Ziyan threw the phone to Cthulhu, who was lying on the ground.
Then, she quickly washed up, picked up her clothes from the hanger, and walked out.
"Remember, if you cause trouble for me and increase my workload, causing me to work overtime, you can wait to become Octopus Tinymeatball.”
Chen Ziyan, who had reached the stairs, turned back and said something to Cthulhu before leaving in relief.
He wasn't worried that Cthulhu would go out and wreak havoc on the world.
Because the fact that she could appear on his bed already explained a large part of the matter.
"Hmph, the great Cthulhu wouldn't care about something made by lowly humans.”
After hearing Chen Ziyan's words, Miss Cthulhu sat on the ground and crossed her arms over her chest.
If Chen Ziyan was still here, he would definitely ask where the kid came from.
"But it's still something Boss gave me, so I'll just take a look.”
In the end, the great Miss Cthulhu still couldn't escape Old Deity Jing Ze's Law of True Fragrance.
"What is this? Primary school glory?"
As soon as she turned on her phone, Miss Cthulhu saw the most eye-catching app on the screen, which was labeled as Primary School Glory.
Curious, Miss Cthulhu opened the app.
"Ranked mode? Diamond Five? What do you mean?"
Looking at the huge Diamond 5 icon on the Ranked mode, Miss Cthulhu clicked on the Single Player Ranked.
The moment they entered the game, they banned the heroes. The first floor said that they wanted to play Hou Yi and marked Hou Yi as wanting to play.
At this moment, Miss Cthulhu had more or less understood what was going on.
After seeing the icon of Hou Yi on the first floor, Miss Cthulhu banned Hou Yi in an instant.
The first post was speechless.
1st comment: 5th comment, f * ck you, can't you tell that I'm choosing Hou Yi?
After seeing Miss Cthulhu ban Hou Yi in seconds, the first floor decisively started to criticize him.
"Lowly human!"
As a god, Miss Cthulhu could naturally see what kind of filthy words were beneath the harmonious runes.
The divinity that had been suppressed since he descended into this world erupted in full force.
On the other side, in a residential area in Cheng City, a young man was exhaling fragrance.
"F * ck, is this fifth floor an idiot? I was about to choose Hou Yi, and he even banned me. This kind of person doesn't deserve to win!”
As he spoke, his shadow on the wall suddenly lengthened.
A fishy smell from the deep sea came from his body.
"Ahhhh!"
He, who was originally exhaling fragrant air, knelt on the ground and shouted crazily. Scales grew out of his skin.
"Phew, I'm appeased."
Looking at the first floor that had completely transformed into a murloc, Miss Cthulhu heaved a sigh of relief.
true. I'll hit you along the internet.
You would never know what you were playing with.
ps. Today, a hater in the comments section messed with my mentality. His general meaning was that I don't deserve to write Cthulhu.
Then, he succeeded. I had to wait until 2:30 am before I typed out this chapter. I deleted it again and again. It was really enough.
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