" This lousy weather is really f * cking hot…"
The paratrooper looked up at the sun hanging high in the sky. He had only walked for about ten minutes, but he was already sweating profusely. The temperature was at least 35 degrees. If he continued walking like this, he felt that he might be cooked. No, he had to find a place to rest. There was still some time before the half-hour appointment.
Immediately, he retracted his gaze and began to scan his surroundings. Soon, his eyes lit up. Ten meters away from his two o'clock direction, there was a large tree with complicated leaves. It was obvious that it was a cooling place. The complicated leaves were like the leaves of an umbrella, and sunlight could not penetrate through them.
Without wasting any time, he quickly walked over and soon arrived near the big tree.
Pa!
Just as he was about to turn around and sit down to rest, his military boots seemed to have kicked something and made a sound. He looked down and saw a small wooden stick.
Whoosh!
The moment he lowered his head, a rope suddenly rose from under the leaves on the ground and quickly contracted, locking his ankle. Before he could react, he felt a weight on the rope and immediately pulled him to the ground. Then, his feet were up and his head was down, hanging from the tree.
"F * ck, who the hell did this? How wicked! They actually set up a trap here!”The paratrooper quickly shook a few times, trying to break free. Unfortunately, not only did it not work, but the rope on his ankle was even tighter.
One had to know that this was the jungle training ground of Wolf Fang Base. Needless to say, those who could be trapped here were definitely special forces soldiers. How bad could the skills of the trap be? It was impossible to break free without external assistance.
The paratrooper seemed to have thought of this as well. He quickly bent over and tried to pull out the military dagger on his thigh, but he felt empty. The dagger disappeared, leaving only an empty scabbard.
“……”
His expression immediately became a little dull. Damn it, he couldn't be so unlucky, right…
In order to verify his guess, he slowly raised his head and looked at the ground. Immediately, he saw a dagger with a cold glint on its blade lying quietly on the ground. In an instant, the corner of his mouth could not help but twitch a few times. Then, he shouted without hesitation,
" Help! Is there anyone? Come and save me!"
He was hanging in the air, his head at least a meter above the ground. There was no hope of getting the dagger. The bullets in the gun were not real bullets, and he could not break free of the rope with brute force. Therefore, it seemed that he had no other choice but to shout for help.
Although it was a little embarrassing to cry for help, it was nothing compared to suffering.
Hanging in the air with his head facing down, his blood would definitely flow backwards after a long time. The feeling of dizziness was not good.
"Yo, yo, yo, who is this?"
At this moment, a voice sounded. The paratrooper hurriedly looked in the direction of the voice and saw a familiar figure appear in his vision. He immediately said happily,
"Health worker, health worker, you came just in time. Hurry up and help me untie this damn rope. I don't know which wicked thing set it up.”
Awesome!
Upon hearing the paratrooper's words, the medics silently gave him a thumbs up in their hearts. When it came to courting death, he only obeyed ostriches. He hoped that this silly child would not die too miserably later. Tsk, tsk, tsk ~
Although he thought so in his heart, he said with a hint of ridicule,"Ostrich, you sure know how to play. How did you get yourself up the tree? Tell me, how did you get up there?”
"Damned medic, don't worry about this for now. Hurry up and help me untie the rope!”
"Tell me first, then I'll help you.”The medics walked straight to the paratroopers and sat down cross-legged.
" You..." The paratrooper almost killed the medic with a slap. He was hanging from a tree at the moment, but this guy didn't want to untie him first. Instead, he sat in front of him, as if he was listening to a story, waiting for him to describe how he was hung upside down.
However, he had no choice but to agree. Otherwise, if the damn paramedic ran away, who would help him untie the rope?
Thinking of this, the paratrooper took a deep breath and said in his heart,""Damned health worker, just you wait. I'll beat you to death later.”
……
The paratrooper quickly told the medic about how he was hung up as if he had been ambushed.
"Ostrich, your small eyes are not good. You actually kicked a piece of wood while walking. When we go back, I'll find time to take a look at you. This is an illness that needs to be treated.”The health worker immediately said with a smile.
"Stop wasting time. Put me down quickly. I feel like my leg is about to break.”The paratrooper hurriedly urged.
"Put it down? Didn't you always say that you are an eagle? Then you can flap your wings and fly up, then peck the rope open with your mouth. Come on, I believe you can do it.”After the health worker finished speaking, he stood up and patted his butt, preparing to leave.
"Hey, damn health worker, what do you mean? Didn't you say you were going to untie me?”
The paratrooper immediately became anxious. If the medics ran away, he did not know how long he would have to be hung when the next person came.
"Actually, it's not impossible for me to help you untie it. If you admit that you're an ostrich, I'll help you untie it.”The medics smiled at the paratroopers.
"What?! No, damn health worker, don't even think about it!”The paratrooper looked determined.
"Then you can continue hanging up. I'm leaving. See you later!”The health worker turned around and walked in the direction he came from.
"No, no, no. Come back, come back. I'm an ostrich. I'm an ostrich, okay? Hurry up and untie me.”Seeing that the medics were really leaving, the paratroopers couldn't care less about their pride.
A real man could bend and stretch!
When he came down, he would definitely let this damn health worker understand what it meant: "Thirty years to the east, thirty years to the west. Don't bully the paratroopers!”
"Hehe, I told you that you were an ostrich. See, you admitted it yourself. Let me ask you, do you still dare to talk back to me in the future?”The medic walked back to the paratrooper and squatted down, smiling.
"Damn hygiene…I won't dare to do it anymore.”The paratrooper wanted to curse, but when he saw the medic about to get up, he quickly changed his mind.
"That's right. Be good. That's a good child. I'll buy you candy later.”
"Alright, stop teasing him. Put him down.”
At this moment, a figure emerged from a bush not far away and said with a smile.
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