Lin Chen and Dali slowly approached the girl who was about to jump into the river, afraid that they would provoke her.
When they were almost at a safe distance, Lin Chen spoke in the gentlest voice,"
"Miss, are you alright?"
Curry Jam suddenly heard a gentle voice, and it sounded so pleasant. He was stunned for a moment.
She couldn't help but turn around slowly. Just as she expected, she saw a handsome face that was comparable to a celebrity, or even more handsome than a celebrity!
She forgot to cry. Her eyes were red as she stared at Lin Chen with an infatuated look.
He muttered to himself,
"Oh my god, is this handsome guy here to save me? Look at her peach blossom eyes, straight nose bridge, flawless face, sexy mouth. Her fingers were slender and her legs were straight. Even her clothes were so tasteful. She was actually wearing Meituan?”
She looked at Lin Chen in disbelief and said in surprise,
"Are you a delivery boy?"
Lin Chen touched his face and thought to himself that it was fortunate that this lady had shut up. Otherwise, this rainbow fart would have made him vomit!
Zhuge Dali looked at Lin Chen, then looked at the girl in front of him. He took a step forward and stood between the two of them. He made a cross sign at the curry sauce.
"Young lady, the grass is taken, I refuse to loosen the soil.”
"Ah?"
Only then did Curry Sauce notice Dali.
Looking at the incomparable beauty of the two in front of her, she squatted back down by the river dejectedly, looking as if she was about to jump into the river in despair.
" These days, handsome guys get married early, and their wives are so beautiful. How can I live? Wow-"
Although Lin Chen really liked the way Dali was jealous and stood in front of him to protect him.
However, the girl was crying so miserably that he had no choice but to comfort her.
"Miss, don't cry. Even if you're so sad that you want to commit suicide, don't choose this place.”
Curry Jam turned around and asked with tears in his eyes,"
"Why?"
"Because of the pollution of the environment."”
Curry Sauce was dumbfounded.
Without hesitation, Dali ignored Curry Jam's expression and stabbed her again.
"If you drown in this river, not to mention the environmental pollution, just the waste of manpower is enough for you to die again to apologize.
First of all, if you die, there will be at least three police officers investigating the cause of your death.
Visits and investigations were even more essential. It was time-consuming and slow to achieve results, but the police had to do it. How much police resources were wasted?
Secondly, at least send a boat to retrieve your body.
If your body accidentally sank to the bottom of the river or drifted downstream to other cities, or even to the sea, one boat would not be enough.
In the end, if you die, there will definitely be a lot of people who will come to watch the show.
And-"
"Wait, wait!"
Curry Sauce couldn't stand Dali's suppression of her intelligence and quickly stopped her.
Lin Chen smiled dotingly and concluded his wife's words,"
"In short, it's still the same sentence. Don't die here.”
“......”
Double the pain, double the pain!
A man with a high IQ and good looks married a girl with a high IQ and good looks. It simply pierced through her low IQ, silly, and sweet heart!
Curry Jam looked at the couple and started crying again.
"Wow, I didn't want to die before. I just wanted to cry here for a while! But I really want to die now. Can you leave and let me be alone?”
Dali Lin Chen:
The intelligent and good-looking couple looked a little embarrassed.
After a long while, Lin Chen finally said,"Well, since you're fine, we'll leave first."”
After saying that, he pulled Dali along, but Curry Sauce roared,"
"You're not allowed to leave! Also, you're the Miss, just call me Curry Sauce!”
Dali turned around and asked,"What happened to you, Curry Sauce?" The problem could only be solved by saying it out loud.”
Lin Chen added," Of course, it's also possible that we can't solve it. Don't have too much hope for us. Our mission will be completed as long as you don't die.”
"Pfft-"
Curry Jam felt as if he had heard the sound of a knife being stabbed into his heart.
What handsome guy? He had a face for nothing!
......
" My son, Little Treasure, is gone. I still owe a lot of money. Now, I don't even have a place to stay. Wow-"
The more Curry Jam spoke, the sadder he became.
In Lin Chen and Dali's minds, they automatically imagined a scenario where she was abandoned by a scumbag after getting pregnant. In order to raise the child, she borrowed money everywhere. In the end, she could not pay back the money and the child was gone. She was not smart and had a hole in her brain. A single mother.
Of course, the two of them were not fools. Although they were fantasizing, they knew that the person in front of them had never given birth to a child just by looking at the appearance of the curry sauce.
Because a woman's hip bone would change shape after giving birth, and Curry Sauce's figure was obviously that of a young girl.
Lin Chen's eyes could even see the tiny flaws in an antique painting. Appraising a figure was nothing.
As for Dali, because he was a girl, he paid more attention to this aspect. In addition, he was more attentive, so he could naturally tell.
The two of them sighed at the same time and were very speechless.
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