I Treat You As My Teammate, But You Treat Me As A Fool??
"I just said that men are all pig trotters. In the end, this person retorted, asking me to treat this pig trotter as a man?”
Little Dough muttered softly.
Then, he reacted.
It exploded instantly.
At this moment, she was really shocked.
His worldview had also been refreshed!
How did she meet such a rich man!
In her live-stream, the bullet comments also flew up at that moment.
"F * ck! This brother was a genius! Hahaha!"
"This answer is really classic!"
"In the past, when women called me a big pig trotter, we could only say that they were pickled chicken feet! However, this man's answer made all the women fall silent!”
"Hahaha, I've learned it. I'll reply like this in the future!”
"I'm really going to cry from laughing! Look at Little Dough now! When had she ever been so embarrassed? Perhaps only Zhou Qi could do it!”
"A straight man of steel is indeed terrifying!”
" Little Dough: Men are all pig trotters. Zhou Qi thought,"If you have the ability, use the pig trotter as a man!"”
"Puhahahaha, excellent answer!”
“……”
"Little Dough, if you need a man…oh no, if you need a pig trotter, I can do it for you!”A fan named 'I'm Serious' said excitedly.
Not even a second after he said that.
Little Dough immediately sent him a mute package!
Seeing this, the housekeepers didn't know whether to laugh or cry!
At this moment, Xiao Li, one of the people in charge of the guild, contacted Little Dough on WeChat.
"Little Dough, you're so popular now! Not just the first place! Furthermore, it had far surpassed the second place by almost a million popularity points! This scene was simply unprecedented! You have to maintain your current style!”Xiao Li encouraged him." There are more gifts today than ever! It can be seen that you have already found the right direction! Keep up the good work!"
Little Dough pouted." But that Zhou Qi is so angry that I'm about to have a heart attack!" How am I supposed to cheer?"
"Little Dough, you're not usually like this!" Xiao Li teased with a smile. I remember that you have a lot of tricks up your sleeves and can recite jokes backwards. You've played all the little brothers who played games with you to their heart's content. Why is it that you're like this now when you meet a little streamer?”
"Lili, you don't know! This guy was extremely terrifying! Today, he actually said that he wanted me to use the pig trotter as a man, do you know? This person was a devil! (Tortured)"Little Dough sent a tortured emoji.
Xiao Li: " Hahahahaha, I saw this scene too. But Little Dough, don't take it to heart! This little streamer was definitely a talent! What a joke maker! But it's also because of him that your stream's popularity has reached an unprecedented height! So, you have to continue working with him in the future!”
"Moreover, we will think of a way to pull him into our guild in the future! At that time, you might even become good friends!”
He heard that she was a good friend.
Little Dough immediately pouted and said,"I don't want to be good friends with him!" Because I'm afraid that I'll die young from anger!”
"Pfft, hahaha, Little Dough is fine. Don't be angry anymore. Continue the live broadcast! If there are any problems, we'll communicate in a timely manner.”Xiao Li went offline after saying that.
Little Dough also put away his phone and continued the live broadcast.
Just as Xiao Li had said, Zhou Qi was a joke maker! He was also a talent!
His popularity today was almost all thanks to Zhou Qi!
It could even be said that the so-called success was Zhou Qi, and Qi was Zhou Qi.
At this moment, no matter how unhappy Little Dough was, it had to face life with a fake smile!
……
Little Dough didn't mention the pig trotter again.
She thought that she had the upper hand, but in the end, she was teased.
However, the fans remembered this scene deeply!
Especially Zhou Qi's classic answers. They were recorded and posted on Bilibili with trembling voices. Some even posted on Weibo.
Gradually, this joke became popular!
Of course, this was a story for the future.
At this moment.
Little Dough didn't log out of the game. Instead, it watched Zhou Qi play.
Zhou Qi's character was a black man with an afro.
At this moment, his upper body was naked, and he was only wearing a pair of shorts. He was barefooted as he held the frying pan and walked around the streets of Pochinki.
Little Dough's eyes widened instantly.
Not only was he a little stunned by Zhou Qi's uncivilized dressing behavior.
He was even more surprised that there were only 33 players left in the game.
Why was Zhou Qi still wearing such equipment?
Only a frying pan?
What was he trying to do?
Little Dough couldn't understand.
"Brother, I remember you had an M4 before, right?" Why is it gone?"
"The durability was used up, so I threw it away!”Zhou Qi replied indifferently.
At the same time, he held the frying pan and kept looking for someone.
Ever since he obtained the power of the King of Pans in PlayerUnknown's Battleground, Zhou Qi had become very proficient in using the frying pan.
Slapping, knocking, smashing from all angles…as well as blocking bullets, shifting the blame, and other techniques, he had mastered them all to the fullest. It could be said that he was extremely skilled.
That was why he dared to only use the frying pan. This was confidence!
At the same time, it was also for the show's effect!
Little Dough was puzzled by what he said earlier-the durability of the M4 was gone, so it was thrown away.
"Isn't it all about defense and durability? Since when did weapons have durability?”
Little Dough was puzzled.
She also glanced at the bullet comments in the live-stream room and instantly became so angry that she was pressured again.
"Hahahahaha, Little Dough, are you stupid? How could a weapon have durability? Zhou Qi lied to you!"
"Pfft! Little Dough, when did you become so naive! You actually believed this! Are you trying to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my ant flower?”
"Little Dough, your IQ is dropping rapidly! Hahahahaha!"
"My heart aches for Little Dough. He was played by Zhou Qi again!”
"Speaking of which, this Zhou Qi is really bad! But I like it (funny)"
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“……”
Little Dough finished reading the bullet screen.
He felt the blood in his body surging.
The kind that wanted to vomit blood!
"Brother, I didn't expect you to treat me like a fool when I treated you as a teammate!”
Little Dough said angrily.
“?”
"Isn't it?" Zhou Qi frowned.”
Immediately, Little Dough was speechless.
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