What Color Was The Bear That Fell Into The Pit?
Zhou Qi asked Little Dough two questions in total.
The first question was, was there any difference between her and a pig?
She said no.
The second question was whether her descendant shot the moon or mooncakes.
She said the moon.
Obviously, he had answered both questions wrong.
The most important thing was the first question. She actually took the initiative to admit that she was like a pig!
This was simply humiliating!
Little Dough couldn't tolerate it!
How could he make such a low-level mistake?
And in front of so many people.
It was simply making them laugh their heads off!
Little Dough gritted its teeth and said again,"
"Brother! Ask me another question if you dare!”
"If I answer wrong again this time!"
"I'm really a pig!"
Little Dough was still unwilling.
“？”
"Didn't you just admit that you're no different from a pig?" Zhou Qi asked in puzzlement.”
"Annoying! What happened just now doesn't count! Ask again now!" Little Dough pouted and said angrily.
"Alright then."
Zhou Ji smiled helplessly. Actually, he had already wanted to stop here, but Little Dough still took the initiative to move closer. He could only continue,"You said rat three times!"
"Brother, is it interesting? Do you really think I will fall down in the same place three times?？”
Little Dough already felt that this question should be the same as the previous two.
"Humph! As long as I'm serious this time, you won't be able to do anything to me!”
Little Dough grunted.
"Please do as I say!"
"Good, good, good! Do as you say!" Little Dough responded and said,"
"Rat!"
"Rat!"
"Rat!"
……
"Say that three times, Old Rat!"
"Old Rat!"
"Old Rat!"
"Old Rat!"
……
"Very good!" Zhou Qi first praised Little Dough and then said,""A bear fell into a 20-meter-deep pit and used 2 seconds to ask: What color is this bear?"
Little Dough: ???
The color of a bear?
Color?
In an instant!
She was dumbfounded!
Something's not right!
There was something wrong with the script!
Shouldn't he be asking questions related to Old Rat and Rat?
Why did he suddenly mention the color of the bear?
Besides, it took you two seconds to fall into the pit! How do I know what color it is?？
What kind of weird question was this?
"Brother! You're messing with me! This is illogical!" Little Dough immediately let out a strange cry.
" You can't answer it," Zhou Qi said." It's your problem. There's nothing unreasonable about my question!"”
"But…you asked me to talk about the mouse, and then you asked me to talk about Old Rat. Shouldn't you be asking me what cats are afraid of?？”
Little Dough said speechlessly.
Actually, Little Dough was very smart!
She could almost guess what Zhou Qi was going to ask this time!
However!
What she never expected was!
Zhou Qi had predicted her prediction in advance!
He actually changed the question at the last minute!
It was an irrelevant question!!
This made Little Dough so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood!
The fans burst into laughter.
"Hahahahahaha, Zhou Qi is so coquettish! What color was the bear when it fell into the pit?？”
"Fuck! Was this a human problem? Who knows?"
"This damn horse bear fell into the pit! What does it have to do with its color?”
"Who can answer this question? I'm afraid no one can do it, right?"
"My heart aches for you! She definitely couldn't answer this question! She's definitely going to be a pig!"
"Puhahahaha, I'm bursting out laughing!”
“……”
……
"What's wrong? Are you giving up?" Zhou Qi asked when he saw Little Dough's silence.
"Wait a minute, I'll search online! If this question wasn't on the Internet! You're making it up!"
Little Dough said angrily.
Zhou Qi wasn't worried that she would be able to find out, because in this world where jokes were outdated, there really wasn't such a problem!
"Humph! I was right! As expected, there was nothing! You're messing with me! You want me to be a pig!"
A few seconds later, Little Dough's angry voice could be heard.
"I'll say the same thing again!" Zhou Qi said with a smile. It's your problem if you can't answer! But my question is absolutely correct!"
"I can't!"
"Zhou Qi, your question is correct!" Little Dough immediately retorted. Then answer it yourself!"
"A bear fell into a pit, and it took two seconds! What color do you think it is?"
"What if I answer?" Zhou Qi narrowed his eyes.”
"If you really answer me! I'm definitely going to be this pig!" Little Dough said.
Zhou Qi pursed his lips. He didn't expect someone to like being a pig.
"Before I answer this question, I want to ask the fans, do you know the answer to this question?”
Zhou Qi looked at the hundreds of thousands of fans in his live broadcast room and asked.
After a short live broadcast today, his fan count had increased from 88,000 yesterday to 133,000! Among the 133,000 fans, there were currently more than 100,000 people online at the same time!
When these 100,000 people heard Zhou Qi's question, they all replied with bullet comments:
"Streamer, stop fooling around! This kind of question was simply unfounded! Nonsense!"
"Streamer, do you think we're dumplings? Are you stupid enough to believe you?"
"Host, as an academician of the Academy of Sciences, I'm telling you clearly that your question is an insult to physics!”
"Streamer, if you can answer me, I'll stand upside down and eat a stuffed bun!”
"Streamer, can you not joke about science? This seems very ignorant!"
"Host, I suggest you take back this question and apologize to all of us! We will forgive you! Otherwise, you won't be able to justify yourself later!”
"Streamer, how are you? Didn't he know? Do you have to be sensational?"
"Streamer, I liked you at first, but your arrogance and ignorance now disgust me!”
“……”
The fans didn't think that Zhou Qi's question was valid!
Even some physics and mechanics experts scoffed at it.
They all felt that Zhou Qi was using ignorance to challenge science?
Who would know the color of a bear after it fell into a pit?
Aren't you just messing around?
……
The mocking, cursing, and disdainful voices were endless, covering the sky.
Even Little Dough did not expect the fans to be so excited!
It seemed like the matter had blown up!
Little Dough secretly sent Zhou Qi's private WeChat message.""Zhou Qi, why don't you admit your mistake and let this matter pass!”
Although the streamer industry seemed to be very glamorous and rich, it was still a very good job.
But in fact, there was also a surge behind it! Every word the streamer said could be a time bomb! It could stir up monstrous waves! For example, some insults, misconceptions, and negative effects…were all time bombs caused by ignorance! It was possible that the host would temporarily stop broadcasting! They might also face a permanent ban!
Among them, many famous streamers were permanently banned!
Were they wrong?
He was wrong!
However, their mistake might just be saying the wrong thing!
However, that sentence!
But it could make them fall into the abyss of eternal damnation!
There was no hope at all!
Because they know they've crossed the line
And Zhou Qi's words were being broadcasted live.
Some troublemaking fans actually led the way and brought it to a challenge to the authority of science!
This matter was both big and small!
However, if someone used this matter to publicize it, saying that he was messing with physics and misleading young people! If the impact was too great, the relevant departments might not be able to sit still!
Therefore, the problem that Zhou Qi was facing at the moment was that if he was talking nonsense, then something might happen to him. Of course, there was also a possibility that nothing would happen to him! It mainly depended on fate!
Little Dough did not want Zhou Qi to take the risk, so he reminded him to apologize!
Little Dough was only bickering with Zhou Qi for the sake of the show's effect. He did not want to cause any negative social impact!
"Haha!"
Suddenly, a sneer came from the man's mouth. Little Dough didn't know if he had seen the WeChat message he had sent, but from this laugh, he could tell! She knew that what was going to happen next would not be simple!
Similarly, the millions of fans in her live stream and the hundreds of thousands of fans in Zhou Qi's live stream were also paying attention!
They were all staring at Zhou Qi!
"I never expected this! You're all a bunch of ignorant people!!”
The sonorous and powerful voice seemed to want to scatter the clouds in the nine heavens. Everyone's eardrums swelled from Zhou Qi's powerful voice!
"Are you crazy? This streamer?"
"You still look so imposing even now?”
"Doesn't he know the consequences?"
"I didn't expect you to scold us for being ignorant! What a joke!"
"If he doesn't say anything today! I'll definitely report him!"
“ 1”
“……”
The fans were even more dissatisfied because Zhou Qi said that they were ignorant.
Tuan Zixin was also in her throat. Was this guy really not afraid?
"What a pity!"
"What a pity!"
"Pathetic!"
Zhou Qi sighed three times in a row. Then, he lowered his voice and continued,"I didn't expect that China's 5,000 years of history would be passed down! You guys didn't even learn the basics!”
He hadn't even learned the basics?
This streamer…is he still looking down on us?？
You make it sound like you're awesome!
A group of people cursed!
"Have you forgotten the principle of gravitational acceleration?" Zhou Qi continued.”
"According to the formula s=1/2× gt2, using time and distance to calculate the acceleration, g=10! Won't you know the answer if you ask for this?”
Zhou Qi's words were filled with disappointment!
The fans were stunned.
"That's right. We know this formula and can also calculate the gravitational acceleration!”
"But, what's the use of knowing the gravitational acceleration? What does it have to do with the color of the bear?"
"It's impossible to judge the color of a bear based on the acceleration of gravity!”
"That's right! Calculating the acceleration of gravity was such a simple matter! Anyone could do it! The main problem was how to judge the color of the bear.”
“……”
Looking at the fans 'questions, Zhou Qi shook his head helplessly.
Then, he let out a sigh, as if he was filled with endless disappointment.
It was like a professor who had devoted his heart and soul to education, but had taught some useless students.
"He even calculated the gravitational acceleration! In that case, you have already solved more than half of this problem! All he needed to do was to learn a little more about biology and the soil!”
"There are eight known species of bears in the world. The most famous one is the brown bear, which is a carnivore on land. The more famous one is the polar bear, a creature of the Arctic! Coincidentally, it was the North and South Poles! Its gravitational acceleration! It was 10! So, do you know the color of the bear that fell into the pit now?”
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