I Want to Be Old Zhou Next Door?
However, Little Dough herself was killed by the explosion because of Zhou Qi's cool act. She looked at the gray screen and said,"You're going to be shocked. Let's get to the next round as soon as possible!”
"What are you thinking, woman? Let your man be shocked? Murder her husband?" Zhou Qi immediately reprimanded.
Little Dough was speechless.
To be precise, he was dumbfounded.
Because she didn't expect Zhou Qi to say such a thing.
"Zhou Qi, don't talk nonsense. You're making it sound like we're married!" Little Dough cried out.”
"Hehe, if you chase me, you can do the housework every day and earn money to support your family. You can buy me game equipment, a car, and a house. I can barely consider letting you marry me!”
Zhou Qi analyzed seriously.
Little Dough immediately exploded after hearing that.
"Zhou Qi, you're a straight man's cancer! Which girl would go out to earn money to support her family? Are you crazy?"
"Hmm? Why can't girls?" "Is equality between men and women just talk?" Zhou Qi retorted.？Boys could earn money to support their families, but girls couldn't?？”
"It's not that you can't. It's just that girls are relatively delicate and should be treated gently. Only then will girls like you.”Little Dough said.
Zhou Qi's eyes moved as he replied,"Those girls who are usually so weak that they can't even open a mineral water bottle can even dig up a man's head when they become fierce. Do you think I don't know?”
Little Dough was speechless.
She held back her laughter.
Because there were indeed such jokes on the Internet.
She explained,"Girls pretend to be delicate with boys to arouse the boys 'desire to protect them! After all, some boys were also very chauvinistic. They also enjoyed the feeling of protecting girls!”
" Then what if…" Zhou Qi continued,""Some women get married, but their children are Old Wang next door! Or an ex-boyfriend! She even let the man raise her! How do you explain this behavior?"
"Uh…this woman is really shameless!”Little Dough nodded. She had seen similar news on the Internet and sympathized with those men. However, sympathy was sympathy, but Little Dough suddenly felt that something was wrong! Why was Zhou Qi telling him this?
"Zhou Qi, why are you telling me this? Are you trying to say that I'm that kind of woman?"
Little Dough asked with a long face.
"If you're really that kind of woman, I want to be Old Zhou next door!" Zhou Qi chuckled.”
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Old Zhou next door?
Little Dough didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this form of address.
Zhou Qi's pursuit was simply speechless!
At first, Little Dough thought that Zhou Qi was speaking up for these honest people!
He was mocking those women's bitches and green tea bitches!
The result was unexpected!
Zhou Qi actually wanted to be Old Zhou next door! Usually, people would call him Old Wang next door, but Zhou Qi's surname was Zhou, so he changed it to Old Zhou next door!
Yes!
Quite a show!
The fans also became lively.
"Hahahahaha, the streamer is really ambitious! I'm convinced! He was convinced! Also, if the streamer really has the chance, remember to call your brothers along!”
"Host, you're so bad! I thought you were going to speak up for the honest man, but in the end, you also want to bully the honest man!”
"Host! What's the difference between your behavior and that thief Cao?”
"That's right, host. Do you like other people's wives?？”
"Hahahahaha, the streamer's hobby is indeed different! Yes, you can!"
“……”
Zhou Qi looked at the comments from the fans in the bullet screen and felt that the tempo had gone off track.
He coughed lightly and changed the topic.""New viewers, remember to follow me. Next, the streamer will show you the daily life of an experienced PUBG player!”
"The daily life of an old driver? What's that?"
"Streamer, what are you going to do? It's daytime now!"
"Host, be careful of being reported!"
"Host, don't be a coward! The supervisor is not here!"
“……”
The fans all suspected that Zhou Qi was going to do something illegal next.
Little Dough, on the other hand, understood Zhou Qi's tricks better. She said,"Zhou Qi, are you planning to keep driving?”
"Yes, we have to drive. Otherwise, how can we keep the audience?”Zhou Qi said meaningfully.
Little Dough: "…"
He seemed to have brought about a bad rhythm!
As expected, he glanced sideways at the shameless bullet comments in the live broadcast room.
Yes, he didn't dare to look directly at her!
The next game.
Zhou Qi swapped his motorcycle for a pickup truck.
He was very arrogant.
He honked as he drove!
He turned on everyone's mic and shouted,"The final circle! Did he? 10 RMB per person! 10 RMB per person! Get in the car! Get in the car!"
His voice was very much like the driver who drove an illegal car at the Sixth Ring Road of the Imperial Capital!
Little Dough couldn't help but laugh when he heard that. He chuckled and said,"Zhou Qi, are you trying to kill me with laughter?”
"Can you not be so funny?"
The fans in the live broadcast room were also laughing their heads off.
"Streamer, this is the daily life of an old driver that you mentioned!”
"Host, tell me the truth. Do you drive an illegal car in real life?？”
"Streamer, you really have a business mind! You can even think of this!"
"Streamer, it's a loss to sell this game to you for 98 yuan! I should charge you 980!"
"Streamer, you're a talent!"
“……”
……
In the game.
Zhou Qi looked at the time and was about to shrink into the circle.
He shouted again,"Quick, quick, quick!" Get in the car! 10 RMB per person, guaranteed to send them safely to the final circle. This was a golden opportunity!”
"Um…can I get in the car?”
At this moment, a girl's voice sounded.
"Where is it?" Zhou Qi was shocked.
"I'm in the toilet." The girl opened the bathroom door and walked out with a gun.
"Put away your gun!" Zhou Qi frowned.”
"Good!" The girl put away her gun.
Zhou Qi said," It's ten yuan per person. Look at the price before getting on the bus. I support Zhifubao and Weixin's transfer!"”
The girl was silent for a while. Why don't I give you some equipment?"
"I don't lack equipment!" "You don't have to transfer the money, but you have to answer a few questions of mine first," said Zhou Qi.”
"Alright."
"Are you a girl?"
"Yes, sir!"
"No, I actually wanted to ask, did you turn on the voice changer and pretend to be a girl?”
"Uh, no."
"It's good that you didn't. Otherwise, I'll kill you with my car!”
The girl was speechless.
This man was so fierce!
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