Knife Knife, Avoiding the Vital Points!
"Little Fatty, are you trying to laugh me to death so that you can inherit my shares?”
"Little Fatty, you're really a genius!”
"Little Fatty, you're too cowardly! You've disgraced all men!"
"Little Fatty, as a single person, I despise people! But my dad asked me to give you a thumbs up! He said that you've successfully mastered the secret to getting along with women!”
"A man's knees have gold! You kneel down and admit your mistake! I really have to hand it to you!"
"But then again, today's live broadcast was really funny! Especially this Little Fatty! What a weirdo! I'm dying of laughter!"
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The fans were almost amused by Fatty's strange comments.
Zhou Qi could not help but cough lightly and said,"Little Fatty, is there a piece of iron in your knee? Strong gravity? Otherwise, why would you want to kneel so easily?”
"Streamer, I had no choice! Just like you said! If my medical student girlfriend and I were to quarrel, we would fight! Can I not kneel down and admit my mistake? Otherwise, she would run away with someone else! What should I do?" Lil 'Fatty voiced out his true thoughts.
"Box, box, box ~"
Immediately, Lin Xiaoqi and the nurse let out a pleasant laugh.
"Little Fatty, I like to find a boyfriend with a personality like yours!”
"You have such a good personality!" The nurse giggled. It could make a girl feel loved!”
"Then…Nurse, do you want to be my girlfriend?”Seeing that he was favored by the nurse, Fatty asked happily. He might even be able to get rid of his single status.
"No, I can't! I refuse!"
It was rejected instantly, and it was the cold kind.
"Why? Nurse, didn't you just say that you like a boyfriend with a personality like mine?”
Fatty couldn't understand what was going on and asked. After all, she was the one who said she liked him, but the moment he wanted to be her boyfriend, he was rejected! Lil 'Fatty did not understand! Why are women so fickle?
"Hehe, Little Fatty, don't misunderstand. I only like your personality, not your appearance!”
The nurse revealed her true thoughts.
"Don't you like my cute little fatty image?" Lil 'Fatty pouted.”
"Yes." The nurse nodded and said,"I like handsome men who look like the host!" You're not suitable!"
In an instant!
Lil 'Fatty suffered a huge blow!
"Are you girls all obsessed with looks?”
"Oh my god! What's wrong with this world?"
"Has your worldview been distorted?"
He looked up at the sky and sighed, his tone filled with pity.
The fans burst out laughing.
"This little fatty is really a drama queen!”
"Little Fatty still wants to pursue the nurse? Dream on!"
"The nurse only likes his personality, not his looks! It's too real!"
"Little Fatty is a typical toad who wants to eat a white swan! Hahahaha!"
"All women like handsome guys! There's nothing wrong with that!"
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"Streamer, do you want to change your personality? I can consider being your girlfriend ~" At this moment, the nurse's shy and charming voice was heard.
Zhou Qi frowned slightly. He did not care about the other party's coquettishness. He only asked,"You crave my body?"
"Cough cough, yes…I'm a little greedy." Since she had already said that, the nurse might as well admit it.
Women should be reserved! Go to hell!
"Haha! No way!"
However, just as the nurse was looking forward to seeing if fate would befall her, she was met with a cold smile and a ruthless rejection.
The nurse was dumbfounded!
She held her breath.
He said in disbelief,
"You really don't understand romance!! You don't even want those that are delivered to your doorstep! You can live alone!"
The nurse cursed angrily. She finally understood how Little Dough felt!
This person was really stubborn!
Rotten wood lump!
Pure wave-particle dichotomous iron straight man!
"No, no, no! You misunderstood me!"
Who knew that Zhou Qi's retort would be heard at this moment.
"Hmm?"
"What do you mean?" The nurse asked in surprise. How did I misunderstand you? You don't even want me to chase you! Isn't that so?"
"Nurse, I think you forgot what I said just now!”Zhou Qi felt that he had to repeat himself."My advice to the audience is not to find a medical student girlfriend! Why would I make such a low-level mistake?”
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Was it a low-level mistake to have a medical student as his girlfriend?？
The nurse felt like her head was about to explode. She gritted her teeth and said,"Tell me, what's wrong with us medical women? If you can't tell me why, I'll dissect you alive no matter what!”
When Zhou Qi heard this, his eyelids twitched. He said,"You're a woman with violent tendencies, right? I suggest you change your bad habits! Otherwise, no boy would dare to like you!”
"Damn it! How dare you say that I'm not liked by boys! How was this possible? Little Fatty even confessed to me just now?"
the nurse said indignantly.
"He was just blinded by his hormones for a moment!" Zhou Qi laughed. After I finish speaking, he will wake up very soon!”
"Tell me! I want to see! What can you say!"
the nurse said seriously.
Zhou Qi looked at the bullet comments of the fans in the live broadcast room.
He realized that they were also very curious about what he wanted to say!
Hence, Zhou Qi no longer kept them in suspense!
He might as well tell them directly.
"Little Fatty, let's use you as an example!"
Zhou Qi used Little Fatty as an example.
"Okay, no problem, streamer, as long as you don't say that I'm a cuckold! You can make it up!" Lil 'Fatty was clearly traumatized by the idea of being cuckolded.
Zhou Qi nodded and continued,"Little Fatty, before I say anything, I still have to warn you!”
"When a man and a woman live together, it's inevitable that they will have some difficulties! Sometimes, the man had to be a little more magnanimous and coax the girl. There was nothing wrong with that!”
"But there's one thing you must remember!”
"Don't encounter any mistakes! I just want to kneel down and admit my mistake!"
"A man's knees have gold! This kneel of yours! All your dignity is gone! Think about it, your parents raised you and raised you up. It wasn't easy for them to raise you up. It's fine if you don't kneel down to your parents to thank them for raising you, but you kneel in front of a woman because of a trivial matter! Your parents must feel terrible! Therefore, you must remember this! He couldn't kneel! He couldn't cower! If it really doesn't work, you can…"
At this point, Zhou Qi paused for a moment. His throat was a little dry, so he went to find some water to drink.
However, Lil 'Fatty's blood boiled as he listened. He asked anxiously,"Host, what am I? Continue! What should I do?"
"Allow me to drink some water to moisten my throat.”Zhou Qi gulped down the water.
At the same time, the fans in the live broadcast room were also extremely anxious.
"Streamer, can you finish in one sentence? Don't talk about other things at the most critical moment!”
"That's right! Streamer, your behavior is just like those broken chapter dogs on a certain Lu novel website! How hateful!"
"Streamer, continue! We're all waiting for you to tell us the solution.”
"Streamer, I often quarrel with my wife! She also often made me kneel down and admit my mistakes! Otherwise, you won't let me eat or sleep! What do you think I should do?"
"Streamer, I have the same experience as the person above! Please show us the way!"
"Wait, am I the only one who noticed that the streamer has gone astray again? Wasn't he talking about the medical student girlfriend? Why did they bring up this topic again?？”
"Hahahahaha, are you all so cowardly even after you're married? Kneeling every day? Haha, it seems that being single is still better!”
"Hehe, you never know that you don't have to do certain things yourself after getting married! It's such a comfortable thing!"
"F * ck!"
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Zhou Qi finished his water and looked at the bullet screen.
He realized that his fans were already on fire!
All of them were forcing him to answer.
"Host, hurry up and tell me!" Fatty asked anxiously. Should I live like a man and muster the courage to fight with my girlfriend?？”
"Hmm? Fighting with your future medical girlfriend?？”Zhou Qi laughed involuntarily.!”
"Uh…Why do you say that?" Cold sweat broke out on Fatty's forehead. He didn't understand why he would die so quickly if he fought with his medical girlfriend! Could it be that he couldn't beat a woman?？
Zhou Qi cleared his throat and said,"This is the key reason why I don't let you guys find a medical girlfriend!!”
"The medical women are all proficient in pharmacology. Not to mention, if you offend them, they might secretly drug you in your daily life! Or rather, he used the principle of certain foods restraining each other to cause your organs to fail!”
"Just one thing!"
"Once your medical girlfriend is really furious! They couldn't control themselves! It was very likely that they would pick up the tools they were best at: Saber!"
"When the time comes, they might stab you dozens of times! Moreover, he avoided the vital parts! In the end, he was only sentenced to minor injuries! Are you afraid?"
Zhou Qi was full of vigor!
He finished speaking in one breath!
In an instant!
The entire world fell silent!
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