Why Do You Love Striking Wheels So Much?
"Brother, you hit him just now, and he's gone! Why are you punching the tires?"
Da Sima could not understand.
The fans also looked at Zhou Qi speechlessly.
Zhou Qi explained with conviction,"Because he wants to drive away! So, I have to blow up his tires! Also, I'm just good at shooting tires! You might not be able to hit someone!"
Everyone was speechless.
Da Sima was speechless.
This reason was simply amazing!
They were speechless!
"Alright, brother, it doesn't matter. This person is an expert and will probably survive until the final circle.”
Da Sima was a very optimistic streamer.
Since he didn't kill her this time, he would do it next time.
However, the fans did not agree with him calling the other party an expert. They all retorted on the bullet screen.
However, Da Sima did not have time to deal with the bullet comments.
Instead, he looked at his declining health bar and said,"Brother, quickly pull me up! The circle is going to clear in a while. We have to find a car and leave this place quickly.”
"Yes."
Zhou Qi helped Da Sima up.
Then, he successfully found a car.
However, he could still find extra cars.
"I wonder if there's anyone else here? But I feel that we can't keep the other cars!”
Zhou Qi said.
Da Sima nodded." That's right. We don't know when they will leave. Let's get rid of these extra cars."”
"I'll do it. I love abortion!”Zhou Qi said enthusiastically.
Da Sima was speechless.
He pursed his lips. He did not know why this young man was so fond of abortion.
……
"Alright, Teacher Ma, the tires have burst. We should go.”After a while, Zhou Qi finished dealing with all the tires and said.
"Good job, Zhou Qi." Da Sima nodded in satisfaction.”
"Also, I noticed that you seem to be very interested in abortion.”
Da Sima had already addressed Zhou Qi by his name.
"Yes, because I've liked to abort since I was young," said Zhou Qi.”
Da Sima was speechless.
There was a second of silence.
"Tell me your story."
Zhou Qi: " When I was young, I liked to go to my sister's house next door who was five years older than me. We often played for the whole night. The sister next door always gave me a very warm feeling.
But one day, when I went to look for her, she didn't let me in. She cried and told me that her stomach was big and she hoped that I could accompany her to get an abortion.
I agreed without hesitation. After all, it was my fault, so I had to take responsibility. It was also from that time that I started to like getting an abortion.”
After saying that.
Silence!
The air was eerily quiet.
They could clearly hear Da Sima's rapid breathing.
He was dumbfounded.
He was obviously shocked by Zhou Qi's story.
Then, he continued to ask, What happened after that? Are you still in contact with that sister next door?”
"No, I just heard that she hasn't married yet and is waiting for her sweetheart to marry her!”
"Then could you be her sweetheart?”Da Sima asked.
"How is that possible?" Zhou Qi laughed. Teacher Ma, she once told me that her sweetheart would step on a seven-colored cloud to marry her. How can I do that? I can't even jump high, and I'm still stepping on the seven-colored clouds? Don't even think about it."
Da Sima was speechless.
He felt suffocated.
"That's just a metaphor, Zhou Qi," he said."She probably wants you to marry her!”
"Forget it. It's already been so long. Moreover, she can't give me the same stunning feeling as when I was young.”Zhou Qi shook his head and sighed faintly.
Stunning?
Da Sima caught this word and was stunned for a moment. He vaguely felt that there was a topic to talk about. He said,"What amazing feeling? Can you tell me in detail?"
" A few years ago, at 9:19 a. m. on March 18th, at the hospital, we…"
Before Zhou Qi could finish, Da Sima interrupted him,"What is it? Your first time was in the hospital?"
He had a look of disbelief on his face.
Zhou Qi shook his head and said," No, Teacher Ma. You've misunderstood. It was the first time I accompanied her to get an abortion that day. However, the process of her abortion was the most amazing!"”
Da Sima was speechless.
The fans were speechless.
Do you have some weird habits?
You can also feel amazed when you accompany others to get an abortion!
Just as they were puzzled, Zhou Qi explained,
"At that time, I was wondering why only women could get an abortion! We men can't do it? Therefore, I decided to practice my spear art. I would shoot whenever I saw a tire. Now, I'm already a 100% expert in abortion! I've also proved that men aren't inferior to women when it comes to abortion!”
Zhou Qi slowly recounted these past events.
There was even a sad and inspirational expression on his face!
After he finished speaking.
Da Sima and his fans were completely dumbfounded.
It was as if he had been petrified.
All of them were dumbstruck.
He looked at Zhou Qi with goosebumps.
"Awesome! It turns out that the host had such rich experiences when she was young! No wonder he liked getting an abortion so much now!”
"You can do it, Zhou Qi. You're very smart. We understand! You're a real abortion expert!"
"Although I don't know if this is true or not, the final twist: A man's abortion was no worse than a woman's! This sentence successfully made me laugh!"
"Hahahahaha, Zhou Qi, you're really a genius. I like you more and more!”
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……
Zhou Qi's story had stirred up the fans to become unusually active.
The popularity of his live stream soared again, and the number of fans increased by nearly 10,000 in an instant.
"Cough, cough, cough." At this moment, Da Sima came back to his senses and said,""So, brother, after you accompanied a woman to get an abortion, you fell in love with it and have been proving that you can get an abortion, right?”
"Yes, you can say that."
Zhou Qi nodded." Besides, when it comes to abortion, it feels good for a while. It feels good to have an abortion all the time." Teacher Ma, do you want to experience it too?”
Da Sima hurriedly waved his hand and smiled." I'm more suited to be an assaulter. I won't fight with you over something like abortion."”
"Alright, leave this matter to me in the future.”Zhou Qi said.
"Yes, don't ask." Da Sima nodded.
At this moment.
Da Sima looked at the lower right corner and said,""There are still a few seconds left before the blue circle starts.”
"Alright." Zhou Qi got into the car.
Da Sima controlled the carriage to move forward.
However…
He realized that no matter how hard he pressed the accelerator button, the car couldn't go fast. Moreover, the body of the car was crooked and seemed very unstable.
"What happened?"
Da Sima jumped out of the car in confusion and took a look.
It didn't matter if he didn't look.
He was shocked when he saw it!
"Zhou Qi, when did you burst the tires of our car?？”
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