The Three Pure Ones Asked, Criticizing the Saints and Punishing Them!
Rumble…
The Heavenly Dao Golden Lightning rumbled!
Endless mystic light descended and divided into two parts. One fell on Xihe's head, and the other fell on Chang Xi.
Lin Fan looked at the scene in front of him in a daze. He didn't know what to do.
What the f * ck is this? Is this a slap to my face?
However, in the next moment, he understood.
This was merit…the Heavenly Dao had bestowed merit.
In the Untainted Land, there was no dance, but Xi and Chang Xi performed the first dance among billions of creatures. So the Way of Heaven bestowed merit?
"Big brother…I lost merit. This is dance merit!”
"But, what is dance? Was what we did just now dance?”
"So much merit!"
Alright, I guessed it right.
" Hahaha…" Lin Fan was overjoyed,""I didn't expect to hit the jackpot. Haha, I'm going to teach you guys how to dance!”
"Go to hell!"
Now that the Heaven's Will was descending on them, the two of them knew that this was Lin Fan's doing. This was not some Heaven's Will Borrowing Ritual at all. However, after obtaining so many Merit Points for nothing, the two of them would not find trouble with Lin Fan anymore.
Furthermore, to express their gratitude, the two of them pressed Lin Fan down on the floor at the same time, one on each side, and gave him a sweet... Mu ah...
"Big brother, we're going to digest the merit!”
The two girls turned into streams of light and flew out of the Vast Cold Palace, entering their respective dojos.
Lin Fan was left lying on the ground. He touched his cheeks and reminisced. Smells good... No, I have to find a chance to take down these two little girls!
Humph…
"Eh…Senior Brother Lin, is the ground cool?”
A wretched voice came from outside.
Lin Fan's body trembled and he quickly got up from the ground. Sweeping his gaze over, he realized that Laozi, Primordial Origin, and Tongtian of the Three Pure Ones had come over together. They were all at the entrance of the Vast Cold Palace.
Your sister!
Just now, my soul was stolen by two girls, and I didn't even notice these three guys coming to my door. Damn it, damn it…I have to be careful in the future.
Lin Fan felt a chill in his heart. However, he maintained a calm expression on the surface.
"Sigh…There is dust in this world…As the saying goes, the pure rise to the sky, and the turbid sink to the ground. Heaven and earth were divided into yin and yang, and earth was yin. My Sun Moon Star is a place of extreme Yin, so this old man lying on the ground is naturally comprehending the Great Dao of Yin and Yang of Heaven and Earth!”
Lin Fan was thick-skinned and spouted nonsense. Although the Three Pure Ones didn't understand, they acted like they understood.
"Please come in. What are the three of you here for?”
Those who came were guests. The three of them were all impressive figures in the Wilderness, and they were even the direct disciples of Dao Ancestor. Naturally, Lin Fan had to give them the proper etiquette.
The Three Pure Ones entered Guanghan Palace and sat down.
Laozi said,"Dao Brother Lin Fan, you were one step ahead of us and you've already reached the Primordial Chaos Saint level. This time, our little brothers are here to discuss the Dao with you. I hope that you won't be stingy with your teachings!”
What?
Lin Fan was stunned,'Am I…a Saint now?'
Alright, you can say it, but who do you think you are when I'm discussing the Dao with you?
"Well, I…"
F * ck…
The moment he said that, Lin Fan had a weird feeling.'F * ck your father, why do they always take advantage of others when they name him?'
"Brother!" Lin Fan omitted the word 'Laozi' and called out again,""Have you ever seen a Saint discussing Dao with an ant?”
"Um…"
The Three Pure Ones were rendered speechless.
That's right, he's a Saint now, and we're just ants.
What right did an ant have to discuss Dao with others?
" But..." Primordial Origin was a little unwilling,""Senior Brother Lin, we're all fellow disciples…It's just a Dao discussion, you can't be so petty, right?”
" Hmm…" Lin Fan said sternly,""What is the crime of criticizing a Saint?"
"I…"
Primordial Origin's body trembled and forgot about this.
"How about this!" Lin Fan looked at Tongtian," Tongtian, give him ten smacks... on his butt as a punishment!”
This…
'I…'
Primordial Origin and Tongtian looked at each other…
"Take off your pants…"
Puff...
? Laozi couldn't take it anymore and said to Lin Fan,""Senior Brother Lin, on account of Primordial Origin's first offense, can you make an exception?”
" Hmph…" Lin Fan said calmly,""Alright, since Junior Brother Taiqing is pleading, then don't take off your pants. Go!”
"Alright then!"
Tongtian and Primordial Origin expressed that they could not afford to offend the Sages and obediently went through the motions in front of Lin Fan.
"Hmm…Great!" Lin Fan nodded his head like Hongjun and said,""That's more like it. Alright, although you and I can't talk about Dao, I can share a few methods to become a Saint with you!”
"Senior Brother, please grant me the Dao!"
? The three of them knelt down respectfully and bowed to Lin Fan.
Lin Fan was about to burst out laughing in his heart.
Of course, there were others who were even more excited than him.
In Emperor NvWa's Palace, Goddess NvWa trembled uncontrollably when she saw this.
In the Purple Cloud Palace, Hongjun, who had seen everything, spat out saliva and instantly destroyed the countless galaxies in front of him!
……
"My three brothers!"
Lin Fan sat at the head of the table and said meaningfully,""The three of you, back in the Purple Cloud Palace, Teacher taught you so well that you could achieve Dao by cutting three corpses. Where are your ears?”
The Three Pure Ones were speechless.
? Lin Fan said," I can see that the three of you are already in the late stage of the Quasi-Saint Realm. But why aren't you chopping your corpses?"”
Speaking of which, Lin Fan's heart ached a little.
F * ck, I only managed to get to the middle stage after exhausting myself. You three dog coins are already at the late stage. The Three Pure Ones are indeed very strong, and that's even under the condition that they haven't killed their corpses.
"Sigh…"
Speaking of cutting corpses, Yours Truly heaved a deep sigh and looked at Lin Fan with a face full of resentment.
Then, Primordial Origin looked at Lin Fan with a face full of resentment.
" Why are you looking at me…" Lin Fan spread his hands and said,""The Treasure Dividing Cliff is my opportunity. I'm warning you, you have to be punished for criticizing the Saints!”
"Alright then!" Laozi said,"Senior Brother, we don't have any corpse cutting treasures!"”
Actually, it wasn't that they didn't have any, but they didn't have enough.
The Three Pure Ones were extremely powerful and naturally had high aspirations. They definitely wouldn't cut off any supreme-grade primordial spirit without it, but it was not easy to gather a complete set of supreme-grade primordial spirit treasures.
Take Laozi as an example. He had the Eight Sceneries Palace Lamp, Floating Flame Flag, and Taiyi Horsetail Whisk, three supreme-grade Primordial Spiritual Treasures. However, the three of them were not a single entity, and their Origins had not been unified. Thus, he could not dissect them.
Yuanshi also had three items, the Jade Mirage Glazed Lamp, Wuji Apricot Yellow Flag, and Jade Ruyi. But like Laozi, the three items were not of the same origin and could not be used to cut corpses.
Tongtian was the best. The four Immortal Slaying Swords were enough. However, since his two brothers had not been decapitated, he was embarrassed to leave first.
This was the crux of the problem.
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