If You Want to Bite Gold With a Hammer, The Empress Begs for Melon!
"Changle, do you still have this watermelon?"
Cheng Yaojin, Li Jing, these guys were all fierce and ruthless.
One watermelon was not enough for them to make.
Therefore, when Li Shiming asked, Zhangsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and the others looked at Chang Le with anticipation.
"Of course! Behind Changle Palace, the vegetable field was slowly filled with watermelons.”
Chang Le laughed happily.
"The entire vegetable field is full of watermelons."
"Did Princess Changle grow this watermelon herself?”
"Where did Your Highness get the seeds? He could actually grow such a magical fruit.”
"Your Highness, please give me some seeds.”
Cheng Yaojin thickened his skin again.
All the officials were shocked. They didn't expect that Changle actually planted a vegetable field full of watermelons.
"Of course not. It's the emperor's teacher."
Chang Le waved his hands.
Emperor teacher…
With just two words, all the doubts in everyone's hearts were swept away.
"So it's the Imperial Teacher."
"Ha, there's nothing in this world that the emperor master can't do.”
"The emperor's teacher is still hiding his strength. He didn't bring out such delicious food on the battlefield.”
The officials discussed animatedly again.
Li Shiming looked at the melon skin in his hand," Changle, is the emperor's teacher living in Changle Palace now?"”
Chang Le nodded.
"How is his body now?" Li Shimin asked again.
Everyone knew that the emperor's teacher was in poor health.
"It feels alright. Perhaps it's because the environment in Changle Palace is not bad, but I feel that the emperor's master's body is getting better.”
Changle said honestly.
"Vermilion Bird Street is too noisy, it's not suitable for Imperial Teacher to live here.”
Li Shi Min sighed.
"That's true! My mansion is just beside Vermilion Bird Avenue. The sound of the tavern peddling during the day is really too noisy.
Even a boorish man like me finds it noisy, let alone the emperor teacher.”
Cheng Yaojin laughed.
"In the future, we'll build another palace next to Changle Palace! For the emperor teacher to live in."
Li Shimin said," Let's wait until your master's health is better."
Li Shi Min had considered it very well!
Su Lang's body was indeed too weak, so everyone thought that the emperor's teacher might pass away soon.
……
When Li Shimin and his group arrived at Changle Palace.
Su Lang was bending over to plant garlic seeds.
Clapping his hands, Su Lang held his waist and let out a breath.
"I'm finally done. My body is really too tired.”
Although his lifespan was increasing, his energy was also increasing.
But his body was still too weak.
So after planting the garlic sprouts, Su Lang felt exhausted.
"Yo! You're all here. You must have taken a fancy to my watermelon.”
When Su Lang turned around, he saw Li Shimin and his group.
Li Shi Min hurriedly bowed,
"Imperial Teacher!"
"Imperial Teacher, how is your body?"
"We all miss the emperor teacher very much!”
Even Li Shi Min bowed respectfully.
After all, when Li Shiming was the King of Qin and the Heavenly Strategy Divine General, Su Lang gave him a lot of advice.
To some extent, Su Lang was Li Shiming's master.
Otherwise, after Li Shiming ascended the throne, he would make Su Lang the emperor's teacher!
"My body is fine. I won't die in the short term.”
Su Lang smiled.
Now that he had the retirement system, he could still extend his life from time to time.
"What are you saying, Imperial Teacher?"
"Imperial Teacher will definitely live a long life.”
"That's right! After the emperor teacher's body was recuperated, it would definitely be great!”
The officials started laughing again.
How could Su Lang not know what they were thinking?
They were in awe of Su Lang, but at the same time, they were jealous.
After all, Su Lang was too dazzling. They could only worship him as a god. However, if Su Lang didn't abdicate, they wouldn't be able to advance further, and they wouldn't be able to control the imperial court. Therefore, they were very jealous!
Su Lang was too lazy to argue with these people.
"There are watermelons over there. You guys go ahead and pick them. Remember, don't pick all of them for me.”Su Lang pointed to the side.
"Hey!"
"Thank you, Imperial Teacher."
"Imperial Teacher, you're too kind.”
Everyone was waiting for Su Lang's words.
Now that Su Lang had given the order, everyone rushed towards the watermelon.
Among them, Cheng Yaojin was the most indecent. After picking up a watermelon, he directly punched the watermelon open and then swallowed it.
He looked more like a wild beast than a wild beast!
Then, he looked at the others.
Alright, their table manners were extremely indecent!
If the Emperor, the Prime Minister, and the Minister were to be painted into a picture and displayed in the eyes of the Chang 'an people,
It would definitely shock the Chang 'an citizens!
"Imperial Teacher, what are you planting here?”
Cheng Yaojin ran to Su Lang with a watermelon in his hands.
"Garlic sprouts." Su Lang said.
"What's a garlic sprout?" Cheng Yaojin was confused.
"Garlic sprouts are a kind of green food. Stir-fried with meat, it's light and crispy, and the aftertaste is endless…"
Su Lang said slowly.
When he finished speaking and looked at Cheng Yaojin again, Cheng Yaojin's saliva had already flowed into the watermelon.
"Then, then when you're done, can you call me?”
Cheng Yaojin said with green eyes.
"Get lost! With your appetite, you can finish my plate in one mouthful.”
Seeing Cheng Yaojin pick up another watermelon, Su Lang quickly waved his hand.
He planted the land, got some watermelons, and got some garlic sprouts to cultivate his sentiments, not for these guys to make.
"And all of you, get lost.”
Seeing Li Jing and Li Ji lying in the vegetable field with two watermelons in their arms, Su Lang couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Run! Run!"
"The emperor master is angry."
"Imperial Teacher, I'll bring two home for my wife and son.”
F * ck! Zhangsun Wuji, this old dog, even ran away with two of them.
Zhangsun Wuji wasn't afraid of falling over the two huge watermelons.
Li Shimin saw Su Lang's unfriendly expression and didn't dare to stay any longer. He left after saying a few words to Chang Le.
"Brother Su, don't be angry anymore. Changle won't bring them here in the future.”
Chang Le hugged Su Lang's arm and comforted him.
"Be good, Changle! Their appetite was too big. They couldn't let them waste it like this.”
Seeing countless melon skins lying in the vegetable field, Su Lang was indeed quite angry.
Fortunately, some palace maids had already started to clean up.
"Your Highness! Empress Zhangsun sent me to ask for watermelons."
"Your Highness! Retired Emperor sent me to ask for watermelons."
Not long after, the sharp voice of the eunuch asking for watermelons came again.
What a headache!
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