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43 Unlucky bastard from hell

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Chen Tianming came to Ju County, which was not far from the provincial capital, Changsha. The economy could still keep up with the development level.

Tianming Chen walked along the street and looked around before choosing a restaurant that looked very unique.

"Hello, how many of you?" A waiter came up and asked with a smile.

"Alone." Tianming Chen said.

"Come, there's a seat here." The waiter brought Tianming Chen to a seat.

"Do you have any special dishes?" Tianming Chen asked the waiter with a smile after he sat down.

"Spicy chicken, Grandma's dishes, and blood duck are all our specialty dishes.”The waiter smiled and announced a series of dishes.

"Yes, one serving for each of them, as well as some vegetables and rice.”Tianming Chen said with a smile.

"Alright." The waiter left.

Chen Tianming quickly removed the disposable bowls and chopsticks on the table and washed them with hot water. It was full of the characteristics of Lingnan people.

"Hey, someone jumped off a building." Someone suddenly shouted.

"No way. Hurry up and take a look." Most of the people in the restaurant quickly went out to watch.

"Him again? How many times has it been?”Chen Tianming stood in the crowd and heard the occasional conversation.

"Everyone, don't panic. This guy jumps a few times a month, but he doesn't jump every time.”A young man who was eating ice cream said loudly below, his face indifferent.

"Hey, jump down if you have the ability. I'll wait for you downstairs." The young man shouted.

"Hey, what's the matter this time? Today is my wedding anniversary. My wife is waiting for me. Can you let me live? If I can't go back to eat with her, I'll be the one dancing next time.”A police officer who was obviously familiar with him said as he sat beside him.

"Come, drink some water." The policeman handed him a bottle of Ipoh.

"Thank you." The person who jumped off the building took a sip of water.

"I'm sorry, Officer Chen, but people wouldn't want to jump off the building if they weren't sad.”The man's voice carried a tone of despair.

"I am already very strong. If it were you, you might have died many times.”The man said firmly.

"I know. You've said it many times.”Officer Chen said.

"You were lucky last time. You still dare to come this time.”The man said to him.

"It's the duty of the police to serve the people.”Officer Chen said with a smile.

"I've told you many times, I am.”the man said.

"Unlucky bastard from hell." Officer Chen had already learned to answer first.

"Three years old." The man's tone was as calm as ever.

"Both parents are dead." Officer Chen said on his behalf.

"The books aren't good either." The man's tone was filled with frustration.

"Every time, you're one point short of passing. There was once when the form teacher was kind enough to let you pass, but you were killed by a car the next day.”Officer Chen answered for him again, and he spoke very smoothly.

"Did I tell you everything when I jumped off the building last time?”the man said sadly.

"Even if he lost his memory, he would still remember." Officer Chen said helplessly.

"Something new has happened to me." the man said.

"Tell me." Officer Chen said with interest.

"There was a master who invited me to work in his shop. He was originally very popular, but in less than two months, not only did I make him lose his business, but I also made him lose his virginity.”The man's tone was filled with helplessness towards life.

"I'm really useless to live.”the man said.

"It's even more useless if it's dead." Officer Chen comforted him.

"Is there anyone you want to see before you die?”Officer Chen asked.

"Yes, my eldest uncle. He took me in and treated me like a mountain. I can only repay his kindness by dying.”the man said.

"Whoever treats me well will be as unlucky as me. Do you think I only know how to harm people?”the man muttered to himself.

Suddenly, he realized that there was no reply. The man looked left and right and realized that no one was there. He turned around and saw Officer Chen and a few policemen hiding behind him, watching him from afar.

"Sigh, it's useless even if I don't die. Alright, I'll jump.”The man's tone was filled with determination. He stood up and prepared to jump down.

"Hey, don't jump." Seeing that he was serious this time, Officer Chen quickly ran over to pull him back. In the end, someone placed a banana peel on the ground, causing him to slip and stagger a few steps forward. His hands accidentally pushed forward, pushing the man down.

"Ah!" The man screamed and fell down.”The onlookers below were also screaming. They were too close to the man and were afraid that he would hit them. They all retreated. The man who was eating ice cream wanted to retreat, but the man directly hit him, and the two of them fell to the ground together.

Fortunately, the building wasn't tall, and the man didn't die. It seemed that his bones were broken.

“。。。”Chen Tianming looked at this farce. As expected, if he did not come out to see the world, he would not have known that such a funny thing had actually happened in this world.

"However, this man's luck is really interesting.”With Tianming Chen's hearing, he could hear the conversation between the man and Officer Chen.

A person has three failures and six successes. It's impossible for him to be black all the time. Chen Tianming rubbed his chin and watched the man fall to the ground. He returned to the restaurant and prepared to eat.

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