A punk said unhappily," Sigh, it's fine if you don't want to save him, but it's not right to scold him. I'm the young Windchaser, and he's the Racer God of Mount Haruna. We're quite famous in the motorcycle industry."”
The driver spat out a mouthful of phlegm.”
"Serves you two right. The heavens have opened their eyes. Big Brother doesn't have time to play with you.”
" Wait a minute," the punk shouted,""Brother, help us take a photo and post it on our WeChat Moments.”
The driver's jaw almost fell to the ground. This f * cking guy was about to die, yet he still posted it on his Moments. Young people really knew how to play.
The driver suddenly remembered something. He took out his phone and took a few steps back. He took a few photos.
"F * ck, why are you standing so far away? Stand closer and we'll pose. Also, leave a WeChat message and send us a photo.”The punk shouted again.
The driver chuckled and immediately typed a post on his Moments."Observing a car accident at a high speed. The two young men are less than twenty years old. They're gone. Sigh, they were still greeting me warmly a few minutes ago.”
The driver was very satisfied after posting the post on his WeChat Moments. He ignored the shouts of the two shamats and turned around to get into the car and quickly left.
A few hours later, the ambulance arrived. On the stretcher, a punk was playing with his phone and suddenly screamed,""F * ck, Ergou, we're famous."
"The picture of us crashing into each other is trending.”
"We didn't f * cking take a photo of our faces, and no one knows us. It's uncomfortable.”
......
The delivery man drove Jiang Tian along the highway, shouting excitedly. Finally, they returned to Juhao Building. Jiang Tian was on night shift today.
After parking the car, the driver asked curiously,"Brother, aren't you going home? Why are you here?"
Jiang Tian tidied up his security uniform and smiled.""I'm on duty today."
what？
The driver's face was filled with disbelief until he saw Jiang Tian walk into the security room of Juhao Building.
F * ck! It really was a security guard.
There were many cleaners in the news who drove BMW Land Rovers and had more than a dozen demolished houses. I thought it was fake. It turns out that there are also security guards who drive Lamborghini and have to work night shifts!
Should I consider changing careers? Cleaning or security? Driving a BMW or a Lamborghini, it was so hard to choose!
The driver returned home in the middle of the night and couldn't calm down for a long time. He edited the photo he had taken in the car and posted it on his WeChat Moments: Today, I was fortunate enough to experience the world's most expensive Lamborghini Poison sports car. I also got to know a low-key tycoon. I should learn from this low-key tycoon and not show off easily. I'm not posting this on my WeChat Moments to show off, but to tell everyone to keep a low profile.
After lying down for a while, the driver was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep. He took out his phone and photoshopped the Moments he had just posted."This photo isn't very good. The light is too dark.”
"The Lamborghini logo isn't in the picture. Find a better one.”
"This one is not bad. It's suitable as an avatar."
The driver repaired the map and went to sleep happily.
A few hours later, he woke up and opened his phone. His Moments had exploded. Usually, his Moments would only have a dozen or so replies, but this one had more than a hundred replies in just a few hours.
Even the goddess, who had never left a message on his WeChat Moments, was asking questions with unusual enthusiasm. He excitedly jumped around three times on the spot, twisted his waist, and revealed his bootlicker nature. He chuckled and replied to the goddess,"Hehehe, it's actually nothing much."
......
Jiang Tian, who worked the night shift, didn't have much to do. He just slept, washed up, and turned on his phone.
There were 85 messages in the chat box. Jiang Tian was shocked. It was from the campus belle, Li Weiwei.
He casually opened it and flipped through it from bottom to top. Jiang Tian suddenly felt bored.
The content was nothing more than:
"Jiang Tian, the red wine we drank today was really good. What do you think?”
" Jiang Tian, you're so handsome today. Didn't you see the looks of admiration in those girls 'eyes?"
"Ignoring me (poor thing), are you asleep?”
"Really? Good night, sweet dreams."
"But I can't sleep. Guess what I'm doing? You definitely won't be able to guess it."
"I had a strange feeling when I saw you today. I haven't had this feeling in a long time.”
......
There was no need to look at the rest. All the bootlickers in the world were one family, and their words were similar.
Jiang Tian couldn't be bothered to read it, so he replied directly,""Haha."
Li Weiwei, who was holding her phone, did not sleep much in the middle of the night. She racked her brains to think of a way to chat with Jiang Tian. She finally understood the pain and sweetness of a bootlicker because she had also transformed into a female bootlicker.
Seeing Jiang Tian's reply, Li Weiwei was so excited that she almost jumped up. Her Prince Charming had replied, although it was only a simple two words.
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