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"You want me to enter the palace?"

Looking at the two palace guards standing in front of her, Du He was somewhat dumbfounded.

He had just exchanged the 1000 points he had obtained for 10 points of comprehensive physical fitness when the two of them arrived.

"F * ck, is that old man Li Er looking for trouble with me?

I just made a Rubik's cube and made you waste your brain. There's no need to do this!

This old fellow was too petty. He was still the emperor, yet he didn't even have this bit of tolerance.”

Du He cursed.

He looked at a guard and asked,""Can I not go?"

Unexpectedly, the imperial guard shook his head and said,"No, His Majesty said that if you're unwilling to go, we'll bring you into the palace!”

Err…

He looked at the two big and expressionless fellows, then at his small arms and legs.

Du He instantly became rational.

"Go, I'll follow you into the palace now.”

Fortunately, the people from the palace had horses and chariots. Du He directly got on a carriage and let someone take her to the palace.

One of the imperial guards rode his horse outside while the other accompanied Du He to sit inside.

"Is this guy trying to prevent me from escaping?”

Looking at the old-fashioned guard opposite him, Du He thought maliciously.

"Big brother imperial guard, may I know your name?”

"…My surname is Zhang."

The guard was stunned.

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that the child in front of him had a strange expression.

Du He immediately clapped her hands and praised loudly,

"Gong Zhangzhang, what a good name!"

The guard was instantly dumbfounded.

I only said 'Zhang', where did this good name come from?

Du He ignored the other party's expression and asked again,

"Big Brother Zhang, did His Majesty say anything about punishing me?”

"I don't know!"

Imperial Guard Zhang still said a few short words, looking like he really didn't want to talk to Du He.

But who was Du He?

Little chatting expert!

The more the other party did not want to talk, the more excited he became. He said mysteriously to the Imperial Guard God,

"Big Brother Zhang, do you know what kind of men these beautiful ladies like the most?”

The guard remained silent, but his eyes flickered.

Although he didn't want to chat with the little brat in front of him, he was interested in this topic.

How could Du He not notice this?

"Big Brother Zhang, just tell me if you want to know. What's there to be embarrassed about?" he said with a smile.

Let me tell you, whether it's a young lady or a young wife, they all like men with sweet mouths.

Therefore, when it comes to choosing a spouse, a person like you who is so secretive will suffer a huge loss.

Big Brother Zhang, you look so old-fashioned. You're still on duty in the palace.

In your situation, if you don't hurry up now, you won't even be able to find a wife.”

"I have a wife!"

Zhang Weijin suddenly said in a muffled voice.

Du He was stunned and sized up this old-fashioned guard several times.

He really didn't know that he had a wife.

However, since the imperial guard answered, he became even more enthusiastic and asked curiously,

"Then, Brother Zhang, is your wife, your sister-in-law, pretty?”

Guard Zhang did not answer.

Du He blinked and suddenly comforted,"It's okay. It's a good thing that sister-in-law is ugly.

Having an ugly wife is like having a treasure. As the saying goes, good-looking skin is the same, but a beautiful soul…"

The consoled Imperial Guard Zhang almost choked to death when he heard this. Finally, he said simply,"

"She's very beautiful!"

"Sister-in-law is very beautiful? Big Brother Zhang, then I'm definitely going to make you my big brother!”

Du He's eyes shone brightly.

The guard's face darkened.

Even for a strict guard like him, his heart was burning with anger.

After enduring for a long time, Zhang Wei Jin finally tilted his head to the side, no longer paying attention to the chattering Du He.

"Sigh, how boring!"

Du He, who had been talking for a long time and found no response, sighed. Fortunately, the system message gave him some fun:

[Current Event: The Ridicule in the Carriage]

[Key Person: Guard Zhang]

[Completion Level: Depressed]

[Reward Points: 200]

Closing the system, Du He also looked at the world outside the car.

He had not been in Chang 'an City for long and had been staying in the Lai Public House.

Naturally, he had never seen Chang 'an in this era, let alone the inner court of the imperial palace.

Along the way, the scenery was completely different from that of the later generations, which made Du He look at it with great interest.

After traveling for an unknown period of time, the carriage suddenly stopped.

"We're here!"

The imperial guard said two words in a muffled voice and then jumped out of the car as if he was avoiding a plague.

Du He, who slowly got off the carriage, also saw the three words 'Li Zheng Palace' on the signboard of the main hall.

Soon, a young eunuch came over. Without saying much, he led Du He directly into the hall.

On the other side, Zhang Wei watched the back of the hateful little wimp leave and secretly let out a sigh of relief.

His tensed nerves finally relaxed, and he raised his hand to wipe away the non-existent cold sweat.

However, he saw Du He, who was about to reach the entrance of the hall, suddenly turn around and wave at Zhang Wei Jin with a smile:

"Big Brother Zhang, when are we going to your house for dinner and meet sister-in-law?”

Imperial Guard Zhang's expression froze, and he immediately felt uneasy.

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Oh.

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