"Why are you in such a hurry to reincarnate? Brother, do you want to be a mute in your next life?”
Zhang Zifeng asked as he sipped his milk.
Zhao Zhe's face darkened. My mouth is really not blessed!"
Just as Zhao Zhe finished speaking.
Woof woof…
Xiao Piao cried out twice and disappeared.
Popping…
Nicholas Lantern flapped his wings twice and escaped a few meters away from Zhao Zhe.
"I…"
Zhao Zhe looked at the two animals with a dumbfounded expression.
What's wrong?
Are you trying to make things difficult for me?
"Pfft, haha, now I'm not only suspecting that Brother Zhe's mouth has been blessed, but I'm also suspecting that Xiao Piao and the lantern have become spirits.”
[Piao: I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid.]
" Deng: Sneak, sneak, sneak."
"As for the other little ones, they can't be provoked.”
"Haha, a bunch of beautiful girls, I'm dying of laughter.”
"Humph! Regardless of whether he was blessed or not, all I wanted was his body!”
"Little bitch, draw your sword! I only want a certain part of my body!"
"F * ck! Ruthless! Were girls nowadays so unrestrained?”
……
"Hehe…"
Looking at the dumbfounded Zhao Zhe, Zhang Zifeng laughed unkindly.
"Little Zhe, I think Zifeng is right. Why don't you be a mute in your next life?”
Huang Lei and He Jiong were also holding back their laughter.
" Brother…" Peng Peng raised his head and wanted to interrupt.
However, Zhao Zhe directly refused to interrupt and pointed at Peng Peng.""Second Brother, shut up!"
Peng Peng was speechless.
"Then what do you want to be in your next life, Zhe?" He Jiong asked after the joke.”
"Me?" Zhao Zhe thought for a moment and said directly,"I won't be a human in my next life!"”
"Huh? Don't you want to be human anymore?"
Everyone was shocked and stared at Zhao Zhe in unison.
Subsequently, Zhao Zhe slowly leaned against the railing of the pavilion behind him and said indifferently.
"I want to become a bullet!”
"I won't have to deal with anyone for the rest of my life.”
"I don't have to work, I don't have to travel."
" Every day, I just lie down, sleep, get high, meditate…"
"Just consider one question!”
Seeing Zhao Zhe stop, the few of them asked in unison,"What question?"
In the next second.
Zhao Zhe sat up straight.”
"Hahaha…"
"Hahaha! Little Zhe, your thoughts are very dangerous. You must cut off this thought as soon as possible, hahaha…"
The few of them were once again amused by Zhao Zhe until they burst into laughter.
The audience in the live broadcast room naturally sprayed water again.
"F * ck! Ruthless! This idea is very dangerous!"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Oh my god, Brother Zhe's mouth is something!”
"I love, I love, I love. I laughed until my cheeks hurt.”
"Ah! What kind of god was Brother Zhe? Why didn't he discover him earlier?”
……
"It's good to be young." " You don't know," Huang Lei said after laughing." Hey, Toto often has this kind of strange thought."”
"I remember there was a time when Toto didn't study hard, so I tried to reason with him.”
"Sister Duo, if you don't study hard, what do you plan to do when you grow up?”
"Say more about herding sheep."
"I was stunned for a moment and asked her again. I said that you couldn't even count well. You didn't even know that you were raising one less.”
"Guess what Sister Duo said?"
Huang Lei said with a smile.
"Tied with a rope?" Zhang Zifeng probed.
"How can there be less if we just circle them?”Peng Peng said indignantly.
"Little Zhe, what do you think?"
He Jiong asked Zhao Zhe.
"Ah?" Zhao Zhe was stunned for a moment and said disdainfully,"Can't you just let one go?"”
Hiss…
Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng felt that their thoughts were instantly clear.
That's right!
How could he throw one away?
Tsk tsk…Brother Zhe is indeed Brother Zhe!
"Pfft…cough cough."
After hearing Zhao Zhe's answer, Huang Lei spat out the mouthful of water he had just drunk. He said unhappily,"No wonder Toto always wants to play with you. Tell me, did you teach Toto?？？”
"Of course not. How could it be me?”
Zhao Zhe's eyes flickered.
Admit it?
It was impossible! He would never admit it in this lifetime!
"That's not even close. There's something even more infuriating.”Zhao Zhe curled his lips.
"Hmm?" Everyone was interested and asked,"What's the matter?" Is there anything I don't know?"
"There was once when I was playing with Toto. I don't know what Toto was thinking, but he suddenly said,"”
"Brother, guess what my surname is?"
"Then I will definitely say that your surname is Huang, right?”
"Say more, no! My surname is Xun!"
"Guess which Kaoru?" Zhao Zhe suddenly stopped and asked.
"The scent of lavender?"
The four of them blurted out almost subconsciously.
"No!" Zhao Zhe had a look of denial. The corners of his mouth curled up as he smiled and said,"Xun (Sun) Wukong's grandson!"
"Hahaha…Aiyo, is Toto that funny?”
He Jiong laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh and almost cried.
"Brother, you're really stupid. You were actually played by Toto.”Zhang Zifeng also mocked.
Duomei was still smart. She actually played Brother Zhe.
They were laughing so hard that they looked like they were bending over.
Zhao Zhe pursed his lips and muttered,"I'm being played? How was this possible? I turned around and asked, guess what my surname is?”
"Your surname is Zhao!" Everyone replied in unison.
What? Can you still go?
However…
"No!" Zhao Zhe rejected him immediately.
……
……
Previously, it was blocked because of the bullets. This was my fault. It was automatically blocked by the system. Now, it was fine.
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